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Banned
Let us sum up first FFXV story so everyone is just on same page:
- Game starts with Noctis going to see his fiance before political marriage
- His own home gets killed offscreen (buy shitty movie !)
- He has to unlock powah now
- For some reason enemy empire general who nuked his home helps him and MC sees no issue with that lol
- For no reason Summons attack him while he gets swords who are completely lucklustre and for some reason Empire decides to attack summons but not head of enemy state on quest to get those summons
- Luna ? Remember his fiance or something ? She dies for no fucking reason being killed by enemy general.
- Party decides to go to Empire to do ... something, while still being complete scrubs with no power.
- Party stops at Luna home and game probably knows it fuck up so here is FMV why you should care about that Luna NPC dying before.
- Party arrives in Empire while being herrased for no reason by enemy general.
- Hey evil empire is dead for some reason ! Hurray you did absolutely fucking nothing and you won the game.
- Enemy general shows up and turns out he is your great great great uncle who was angry about his brother being chosen for king or someother idiotic garbage so he planned all of this for 100s of years and now demons will take over world... for what reason exactly ?
- MC gets older and there is time skip. World is now dark and somehow everyone waited 20 years for you to come and was ready to fight your uncle
- Uncle dies. Then MC dies for no reason. Buy hey here is cutscene showing MC and random NPC named Luna somehow living and getting hitched.
What the actual fuk ?
I mean story has so much promise but is COMPLETELY wasted by whoever decided what is important.
Here is how FFXV should be:
- game starts with Noctis meeting Luna, they fuck around in city and with his buddies for 1/3 of tame similar to midgard in FF7
- invasion on city, party runs away
- they decided to power up and hunt summons not some faggy swords
- party has adventures and gathers more important summons
- Luna dies while getting Leviatan up until this point player had 50 hours of playtime together with her so he cares
- Party decided to get their revenge and goes to empire
- Party nukes empire WW2 style in revenge for both invasion and Luna
- Some of his buddies die along the way
- MC kills enemy emperor but he also dies in process.
- Cut-scene shows statue of Luna and Noctis, love that never was.
cut world in half, make insomniaparts of city playable as well as enemy empire city parts of city playable.
voila 10/10 ff game.
Story of love and revenge but mainly revenge. Lovengence ! Makes sense ! Many tearing moments and laughing moments. Doesn't consist of space ninjas and great great great great uncles making no sense.
But it doesn't have plotholes and doesn't require hour of movie to get that additional sales.
- Game starts with Noctis going to see his fiance before political marriage
- His own home gets killed offscreen (buy shitty movie !)
- He has to unlock powah now
- For some reason enemy empire general who nuked his home helps him and MC sees no issue with that lol
- For no reason Summons attack him while he gets swords who are completely lucklustre and for some reason Empire decides to attack summons but not head of enemy state on quest to get those summons
- Luna ? Remember his fiance or something ? She dies for no fucking reason being killed by enemy general.
- Party decides to go to Empire to do ... something, while still being complete scrubs with no power.
- Party stops at Luna home and game probably knows it fuck up so here is FMV why you should care about that Luna NPC dying before.
- Party arrives in Empire while being herrased for no reason by enemy general.
- Hey evil empire is dead for some reason ! Hurray you did absolutely fucking nothing and you won the game.
- Enemy general shows up and turns out he is your great great great uncle who was angry about his brother being chosen for king or someother idiotic garbage so he planned all of this for 100s of years and now demons will take over world... for what reason exactly ?
- MC gets older and there is time skip. World is now dark and somehow everyone waited 20 years for you to come and was ready to fight your uncle
- Uncle dies. Then MC dies for no reason. Buy hey here is cutscene showing MC and random NPC named Luna somehow living and getting hitched.
What the actual fuk ?
I mean story has so much promise but is COMPLETELY wasted by whoever decided what is important.
Here is how FFXV should be:
- game starts with Noctis meeting Luna, they fuck around in city and with his buddies for 1/3 of tame similar to midgard in FF7
- invasion on city, party runs away
- they decided to power up and hunt summons not some faggy swords
- party has adventures and gathers more important summons
- Luna dies while getting Leviatan up until this point player had 50 hours of playtime together with her so he cares
- Party decided to get their revenge and goes to empire
- Party nukes empire WW2 style in revenge for both invasion and Luna
- Some of his buddies die along the way
- MC kills enemy emperor but he also dies in process.
- Cut-scene shows statue of Luna and Noctis, love that never was.
cut world in half, make insomniaparts of city playable as well as enemy empire city parts of city playable.
voila 10/10 ff game.
Story of love and revenge but mainly revenge. Lovengence ! Makes sense ! Many tearing moments and laughing moments. Doesn't consist of space ninjas and great great great great uncles making no sense.
But it doesn't have plotholes and doesn't require hour of movie to get that additional sales.
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