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[Bullet Club]

Good, I always hated Holdens. Every bogan dickbag driving 20 ks over and swerving in and out of of traffic would inevitably be in a Holden.

Yeah I don't give a shit either.

The bogans will just have to start driving something else, like a Lexus or a Volvo.

 

[Papa]

Yeah I don't give a shit either.

The bogans will just have to start driving something else, like a Lexus or a Volvo.

Fuck I’d love to see Volvo transform from grandpa brand to bogan dickbag brand

 

[Chairman Tickles]

The bogan teen douchebags have just switched from holdens to toyota supras. You can take the douchebag car brand out of a country, but you can't take the douchebags out of the country....ehem excuse me...CUNTry.

 

[Cato]

Good, I always hated Holdens. Every bogan dickbag driving 20 ks over and swerving in and out of of traffic would inevitably be in a Holden.

But, what other brands sells V8 utes? In a single blow they have crushed the dreams of every 16 year old australian male.

 

[Papa]

The bogan teen douchebags have just switched from holdens to toyota supras. You can take the douchebag car brand out of a country, but you can't take the douchebags out of the country....ehem excuse me...CUNTry.

What do bogan teen douchebags drive in China?

 

[Cato]

What do bogan teen douchebags drive in China?

They drive a Toyota Corona

 

[Scopa]

But, what other brands sells V8 utes? In a single blow they have crushed the dreams of every 16 year old australian male.

But think of all the trees lining the highways that have been saved.

 

[Cato]

But think of all the trees lining the highways that have been saved.

True. Thinking more about this, will this spell the end of the entire bogan race?
They just took away their breeding grounds.

 

[Scopa]

True. Thinking more about this, will this spell the end of the entire bogan race?
They just took away their breeding grounds.

We also need to eradicate VB, Bundy & Cola, the Dole and the TAB. Just to be sure.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

What do bogan teen douchebags drive in China?

No bogans therefore question does not compute.

We also need to eradicate VB, Bundy & Cola, the Dole and the TAB. Just to be sure.

Poker machines must go. I understand it's the livelyhood of 90% of bars and pubs, but fuck'em.

 

[Scopa]

Poker machines must go. I understand it's the livelyhood of 90% of bars and pubs, but fuck'em.

They survived alright in the 90s by playing live bands. Of course that was when you could still smoke, before beer cost $8-14 a glass and when every pub didn’t require a million dollar renovation to all look exactly the same.

 

[Papa]

They survived alright in the 90s by playing live bands. Of course that was when you could still smoke, before beer cost $8-14 a glass and when every pub didn’t require a million dollar renovation to all look exactly the same.

I’m travelling out to CQ on Wednesday. It’s pub time.

 

[Scopa]

I’m travelling out to CQ on Wednesday. It’s pub time.

CQ?

 

[Papa]

CQ?

The Queen’s own country

 

[Scopa]

The Queen’s own country

I don’t recognise any queen. Do you mean England?

 

[ROMhack]

I don’t recognise any queen. Do you mean England?

 

[Papa]

I don’t recognise any queen. Do you mean England?

Whenever I get a notification from you I feel like I’m being scolded by a cranky granny

 

[Bullet Club]

I don’t recognise any queen. Do you mean England?

Matt's queen:

 

[Scopa]

Whenever I get a notification from you I feel like I’m being scolded by a cranky granny

You say cranky granny. I say intelligent, non-sheep.

 

[Scopa]

 

[Papa]

You say cranky granny. I say intelligent, non-sheep.

Oh stop trying so hard

 

[Scopa]

Oh stop trying so hard

You call the country of England “Queen’s Country”. It ain’t me trying too hard. The 1800s called, they want you back.

 

[Papa]

You call the country of England “Queen’s Country”. It ain’t me trying too hard. The 1800s called, they want you back.

I was trying to tell you it’s Central Queensland you daft cunt

 

[Scopa]

I was trying to tell you it’s Central Queensland you daft cunt

That’s what I thought you meant at first, but then I got triggered by the “God Save the Queen” post. Lol. Why not just say that then?

 

[Papa]

That’s what I thought you meant at first, but then I got triggered by the “God Save the Queen” post. Lol. Why not just say that then?

Since when do Australians ever say things 100% literally? What do you think we are? Germans?

 

[Chairman Tickles]

This is what I picture matt is like in real life;

 

[Papa]

This is what I picture matt is like in real life;

Are you still here

 

[desertdroog]

1935 Dodge Roadster Hot Rod and Spider Bait doing Black Betty. You Aussies are alright in my book:

 

[ROMhack]

Are you allowed to use the words 'Aussies' and 'book' in the same sentence?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Is it true that every Australian possesses a boomerang in their homes?

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

Is it true that every Australian possesses a boomerang in their homes?

How else would they change the channel?

 

[Aurelius]

I'm going there for 9 weeks next month, please be gentle with me.

 

[Papa]

How else would they change the channel?

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

Can you get those at Bunnings?

 

[Scopa]

Can you get those at Bunnings?

If you can find someone that works there, sure.

 

[Papa]

If you can find someone that works there, sure.

Well are you gonna help him or what

 

[Papa]

I'm going there for 9 weeks next month, please be gentle with me.

Where you goin m8?

 

[Scopa]

Well are you gonna help him or what

2/10

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

If you can find someone that works there, sure.

- Locate CCTV camera

- Profit.

 

[Scopa]

- Locate CCTV camera

- Profit.

I’ve tried that. Still doesn’t work.

 

[Papa]

2/10

Is that your roster

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

I’ve tried that. Still doesn’t work.

Rough the knees up a bit to make them look more "experienced". You can usually find rolls of 20 grade sandpaper in the public toilets.

I keep a copy o this in my wallet for reference:

The 220s are great for removing other customer vehicles decals.

 

[Aurelius]

Where you goin m8?

First 1 week in Adelaide to visit old college friends, then driving 35 days with a camper from Sydney to Cairns. Finally we will spend 2 weeks in New Caledonia before flying back home.

My entire knowledge of Australia is based on episodes of The Crocodile Hunter and Mad Max.

 

[ROMhack]

First 1 week in Adelaide to visit old college friends, then driving 35 days with a camper from Sydney to Cairns. Finally we will spend 2 weeks in New Caledonia before flying back home.

My entire knowledge of Australia is based on episodes of The Crocodile Hunter and Mad Max.

You're half way there my friend

 

[Thaedolus]

*Walking around Bondi Beach*

Me: huh, she’s topless

Also me: huh she’s topless too?

Wife: should we go talk to her?

Me:

 

[captainraincoat]

*Walking around Bondi Beach*

Me: huh, she’s topless

Also me: huh she’s topless too?

Wife: should we go talk to her?

Me:

How many asians did u witness drowning......ever time I go there some mother wanders off leaving their infant in the surf

 

[Thaedolus]

How many asians did u witness drowning......ever time I go there some mother wanders off leaving their infant in the surf

I did not witness drownings just boobs

 

[Scopa]

First 1 week in Adelaide

Your starting off with a winner. Sample the wine...

...and the women.

 

[ROMhack]

Anybody wanna let me crash?

Australia bushfires: Backpackers can stay longer if they help rebuild

New rules have been introduced so that people with working holiday visas can extend their stay.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Papa]

First 1 week in Adelaide to visit old college friends, then driving 35 days with a camper from Sydney to Cairns. Finally we will spend 2 weeks in New Caledonia before flying back home.

My entire knowledge of Australia is based on episodes of The Crocodile Hunter and Mad Max.

Enjoy mate, you’ll have a blast