A passage from Stephen King's novel 11.22.63, which has been nominated for this year's Bad Sex in Fiction Awards reads:
She gasped, retreated a little, then raised her hips to meet me. "Sadie? All right?"
"Ohmygodyes," she said and I laughed... "Is there more?"
"A little more," I said. "I don't know how much. I haven't been with a woman in a long time."
It turned out there was quite a bit more... At the end she began to gasp. "Oh dear, oh my dear, oh my dear dear God, oh sugar!"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...tephen-King-nominated-for-Bad-Sex-awards.html
I have mixed feeling about King. Everything up to The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla was great (except, Regulators). But his books after this were hit and miss for me.
Duma Key - great.
Just After Sunset - great
Cell - ok
The Colorado Kid - I don't get it, stopped reading.
Which of his books are suitable for reading past the year 2000?