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vette and her master entered the ship hangar after a long day of questing. she wore a rusted down shock collar that was fixated on her neck by imperialists after she was caught on korriban. her master, darth arthas, held the controller in his right hand, ready to use it at any given notice. they entered arthas' ship.

the shock collar suddenly went off. "that's what you get for running your mouth at that imperial agent back there. we could've gotten a hundred more credits if it weren't for you, you useless freak". little did he know that vette actually liked the pain. "Well if ya didn't take so long killing those spies near Hualk's Tomb, maybe he would've given us more money", Vette said, hoping to get shocked again. Arthas looked at her menacingly and pushed the button to set off her collar. He left her and walked to his room to rest before leaving for Tattoine.

"I've got to find a way to find that shock controller", vette thought to herself as she sat on her bed. She walked to Arthas' room and saw him sleeping, but he was still holding the controller to the shock collar. "Drat", Vette thought. She walked up to arthas and carefully moved her hands into position. Arthas' spider sense woke him up and he immediately pushed the button to shock her.

"What are you doing you filthy slave?", Arthas asked. "I'm glad I decided to leave the collar on. I wake up and find you standing over me. You weren't plan on killing me, where you?" Vette knew she was in trouble. She had to think fast. "Master, to be truthfully honest with you, I enjoy getting shocked. I was going to take the controller away from you to use, I wasn't going to hurt you or anything, I promise."

"I'm glad you're honest with me, Vette. I like that sort of thing too, since I'm a bad guy sith and all. He pushed the button and shocked her again. They undressed and made passionate love while the ship traveled to Tattoine. "Aren't you glad you were caught by the dark side, vette?", arthas uttered after the sex ended. "those jedi guys wouldn't even hold hands with you on the first date." vette laughed and took out a cigarette. "no smoking in the ship, Vette", Arthas said. He shocked her and checked the star map.

"I know a guy on Tattoine who can remove this rusty thing and put on a real nice shock collar for you that has twice the voltage, but it won't damage your body", Arthas mentioned. Vette said, "well if your ship wasn't such a P.O.S. we'd be there by now." He shocked her again.
 
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Door2Dawn said:
vette and her master entered the ship hangar after a long day of questing. she wore a rusted down shock collar that was fixated on her neck by imperialists after she was caught on korriban. her master, darth arthas, held the controller in his right hand, ready to use it at any given notice. they entered arthas' ship.

the shock collar suddenly went off. "that's what you get for running your mouth at that imperial agent back there. we could've gotten a hundred more credits if it weren't for you, you useless freak". little did he know that vette actually liked the pain. "Well if ya didn't take so long killing those spies near Hualk's Tomb, maybe he would've given us more money", Vette said, hoping to get shocked again. Arthas looked at her menacingly and pushed the button to set off her collar. He left her and walked to his room to rest before leaving for Tattoine.

"I've got to find a way to find that shock controller", vette thought to herself as she sat on her bed. She walked to Arthas' room and saw him sleeping, but he was still holding the controller to the shock collar. "Drat", Vette thought. She walked up to arthas and carefully moved her hands into position. Arthas' spider sense woke him up and he immediately pushed the button to shock her.

"What are you doing you filthy slave?", Arthas asked. "I'm glad I decided to leave the collar on. I wake up and find you standing over me. You weren't plan on killing me, where you?" Vette knew she was in trouble. She had to think fast. "Master, to be truthfully honest with you, I enjoy getting shocked. I was going to take the controller away from you to use, I wasn't going to hurt you or anything, I promise."

"I'm glad you're honest with me, Vette. I like that sort of thing too, since I'm a bad guy sith and all. He pushed the button and shocked her again. They undressed and made passionate love while the ship traveled to Tattoine. "Aren't you glad you were caught by the dark side, vette?", arthas uttered after the sex ended. "those jedi guys wouldn't even hold hands with you on the first date." vette laughed and took out a cigarette. "no smoking in the ship, Vette", Arthas said. He shocked her and checked the star map.

"I know a guy on Tattoine who can remove this rusty thing and put on a real nice shock collar for you that has twice the voltage, but it won't damage your body", Arthas mentioned. Vette said, "well if your ship wasn't such a P.O.S. we'd be there by now." He shocked her again.
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Door2Dawn said:
vette and her master entered the ship hangar after a long day of questing. she wore a rusted down shock collar that was fixated on her neck by imperialists after she was caught on korriban. her master, darth arthas, held the controller in his right hand, ready to use it at any given notice. they entered arthas' ship.

the shock collar suddenly went off. "that's what you get for running your mouth at that imperial agent back there. we could've gotten a hundred more credits if it weren't for you, you useless freak". little did he know that vette actually liked the pain. "Well if ya didn't take so long killing those spies near Hualk's Tomb, maybe he would've given us more money", Vette said, hoping to get shocked again. Arthas looked at her menacingly and pushed the button to set off her collar. He left her and walked to his room to rest before leaving for Tattoine.

"I've got to find a way to find that shock controller", vette thought to herself as she sat on her bed. She walked to Arthas' room and saw him sleeping, but he was still holding the controller to the shock collar. "Drat", Vette thought. She walked up to arthas and carefully moved her hands into position. Arthas' spider sense woke him up and he immediately pushed the button to shock her.

"What are you doing you filthy slave?", Arthas asked. "I'm glad I decided to leave the collar on. I wake up and find you standing over me. You weren't plan on killing me, where you?" Vette knew she was in trouble. She had to think fast. "Master, to be truthfully honest with you, I enjoy getting shocked. I was going to take the controller away from you to use, I wasn't going to hurt you or anything, I promise."

"I'm glad you're honest with me, Vette. I like that sort of thing too, since I'm a bad guy sith and all. He pushed the button and shocked her again. They undressed and made passionate love while the ship traveled to Tattoine. "Aren't you glad you were caught by the dark side, vette?", arthas uttered after the sex ended. "those jedi guys wouldn't even hold hands with you on the first date." vette laughed and took out a cigarette. "no smoking in the ship, Vette", Arthas said. He shocked her and checked the star map.

"I know a guy on Tattoine who can remove this rusty thing and put on a real nice shock collar for you that has twice the voltage, but it won't damage your body", Arthas mentioned. Vette said, "well if your ship wasn't such a P.O.S. we'd be there by now." He shocked her again.
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Door2Dawn said:
vette and her master entered the ship hangar after a long day of questing. she wore a rusted down shock collar that was fixated on her neck by imperialists after she was caught on korriban. her master, darth arthas, held the controller in his right hand, ready to use it at any given notice. they entered arthas' ship.

the shock collar suddenly went off. "that's what you get for running your mouth at that imperial agent back there. we could've gotten a hundred more credits if it weren't for you, you useless freak". little did he know that vette actually liked the pain. "Well if ya didn't take so long killing those spies near Hualk's Tomb, maybe he would've given us more money", Vette said, hoping to get shocked again. Arthas looked at her menacingly and pushed the button to set off her collar. He left her and walked to his room to rest before leaving for Tattoine.

"I've got to find a way to find that shock controller", vette thought to herself as she sat on her bed. She walked to Arthas' room and saw him sleeping, but he was still holding the controller to the shock collar. "Drat", Vette thought. She walked up to arthas and carefully moved her hands into position. Arthas' spider sense woke him up and he immediately pushed the button to shock her.

"What are you doing you filthy slave?", Arthas asked. "I'm glad I decided to leave the collar on. I wake up and find you standing over me. You weren't plan on killing me, where you?" Vette knew she was in trouble. She had to think fast. "Master, to be truthfully honest with you, I enjoy getting shocked. I was going to take the controller away from you to use, I wasn't going to hurt you or anything, I promise."

"I'm glad you're honest with me, Vette. I like that sort of thing too, since I'm a bad guy sith and all. He pushed the button and shocked her again. They undressed and made passionate love while the ship traveled to Tattoine. "Aren't you glad you were caught by the dark side, vette?", arthas uttered after the sex ended. "those jedi guys wouldn't even hold hands with you on the first date." vette laughed and took out a cigarette. "no smoking in the ship, Vette", Arthas said. He shocked her and checked the star map.

"I know a guy on Tattoine who can remove this rusty thing and put on a real nice shock collar for you that has twice the voltage, but it won't damage your body", Arthas mentioned. Vette said, "well if your ship wasn't such a P.O.S. we'd be there by now." He shocked her again.
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this has to be from a bioware forum of some sort
 
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