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The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars

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Kyon

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Xtincta looked good at Leno, don't you guys think?

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she's looking flaw-free sis
 

Mumei

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I see you're always pressed at Ri Ri... is it because your fave can't score a hit anymore and Rihanna does it effortlessly?

Is it because Rih is just one hit away from matching your fave's #1 hit streak, at the age of 24?

Is it because Rihanna don't need a village of experts in photoshop to get her to look good for her booklets?

Yeah gurl, you better stay mad at the holy forehead of pop
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I think this is precisely the problem.

Is there a pop star with as much success who deserves as little credit for her successes as Rihanna?

I'm just wondering.
 

Mau ®

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I think this is precisely the problem.

Is there a pop star with as much success who deserves as little credit for her successes as Rihanna?

I'm just wondering.

Oh ok. She's worked for 7 years straight with no rest yet she doesnt deserve credit for working her ass off, just because she doesnt have writing credits?

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Mau ®

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You hoz better bow the fuck down to Femme Fatale, which turns 1yo today
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Such an amazing album. Still slaying me so hard like the first day it leaked
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You hoz better be ready for Godney's return in 2013. Meanwhile ya'll can enjoy her awkward personality soon on X-Factor
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Oh ok. She's worked for 7 years straight with no rest yet she doesnt deserve credit for working her ass off, just because she doesnt have writing credits?

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Ugh, she could make some extra money by sticking a solar power farm on that FUCKING FOREHEAD.

I don't understand Rihstitute's success and I don't really pay her much attention.

It's just that her music, well, fucking sucks.

She can't sing.

Her attempts at dancing are amusing.

She doesn't even pretend to write music or her own songs.

She just kinds of turns up at events, wipes Jay-Z's semen off her face, stands around singing over backing tracks and leaves. A modern J-Lo, with the exception that at least Rihstitute tours. Well, has toured.
 

Mau ®

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IM PRESSED.

Bitch plz, Madonna's latest offerings are the equivalent of derivative yet you come for Rihanna's music? which BTW slays the charts so hard that it renders your fave irrelevant and in need to play catch up?
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Let's not pretend as if Madonna wasnt a fuck for tracks gwarl for a while
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Or the fact that she lipped her early tours for a good while
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I know it must be hard to grasp the fact that the Rihanna reign wont let up and will soon snatch Madonna's dusty wig with her 12th #1 at the tender age of 24. A #1 hit must be foreign concept for the madge's stans, I mean when was the last time it happened? 2005? Oh.
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Mumei

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Oh ok. She's worked for 7 years straight with no rest yet she doesnt deserve credit for working her ass off, just because she doesnt have writing credits?

These are things I think of when giving a pop star credit for their successes:

- Singing
- Dancing
- Composing
- Writing
- Producing
- Promotion

Rihanna? She can't sing. She can't dance. She doesn't compose. She doesn't write. She doesn't produce.

... Someone tell me how much credit I should give her for her own promotion and how much I should give to her management?
 

Kyon

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Im sorry gwarl. Rihanna is delivering a new album later this year.

And dont forget GaGa is coming back to redeeem herself after the BTW mess
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She is? ugh she needs to stay irrelevant for the rest of 2012 she is overexposed and needs to hibernate in that egg and cant come out until she takes a break. I need her next album to be a continuation of The Fame and TFM and slay me dead. Can't rush perfection
 

royalan

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*Yawn* Y'all really think that's something? Technically competent but so. fucking. boring.

Eh - pretty much like all of Kelly Slobson's music.

Missing every ounce of soul, grit, and raw improvisation that Christina brings to all of her performances of that song.

I'm sorry, Y'all. I try to be on Team Kelly, really I do. But she's is so boring and uninspired vocally and all of her albums, with the exception of Breakaway, are like last night's dishwater: cold and murky with all the leftover bits from all your faves dirty dishes.
 

Dr. Malik

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Im sorry gwarl. Rihanna is delivering a new album later this year.

And dont forget GaGa is coming back to redeeem herself after the BTW mess
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I know she is and will slay

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but for now I have to settle for the rest, Nicki in April, then Ke$ha in May
now go listen to Pound The Alarm
 
*Yawn* Y'all really think that's something? Technically competent but so. fucking. boring.

Eh - pretty much like all of Kelly Slobson's music.

Missing every ounce of soul, grit, and raw improvisation that Christina brings to all of her performances of that song.

I'm sorry, Y'all. I try to be on Team Kelly, really I do. But she's is so boring and uninspired vocally and all of her albums, with the exception of Breakaway, are like last night's dishwater: cold and murky with all the leftover bits from all your faves dirty dishes.
I don't expect too much out of her nightly covers. She + her band rehearse the songs once before showtime every day. It's not like she totally flopped a song that she's been singing for her whole life or anything.


Damn, we are in for a rough Summer...

I'm praying for No Doubt to save us from the pop drought
 
I think you mean career-free.


Ugh, she could make some extra money by sticking a solar power farm on that FUCKING FOREHEAD.

She just kinds of turns up at events, wipes Jay-Z's semen off her face.

Rihanna? She can't sing. She can't dance. She doesn't compose. She doesn't write. She doesn't produce.

... Someone tell me how much credit I should give her for her own promotion and how much I should give to her management?

POP GAF is as ruthless as it is entertaining. This thread never fails to bring the laughs. Kudos all around.
 

royalan

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I don't expect too much out of her nightly covers. She + her band rehearse the songs once before showtime every day. It's not like she totally flopped a song that she's been singing for her whole life or anything.

....

Well...at least she looked good while flopping the Anthem...eh...

Um...errrrr...

Ladies and Gentlemen Mary J BLIIIIIIIIIGE!



I'm praying for No Doubt to save us from the pop drought

Lawd...that album is scheduled to drop the same week we get Versus and The Last Guardian...
 

royalan

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Hmmm...any of PopGAF got an opinion on this chick?

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She came in second last year in some big UK poll of the next Big acts of 2011 (right behind Jessie J...*laughs*), but strangely she never really popped off.

I've listened to a few tracks from her album Light After Dark and I enjoyed them, and I LOVED both of the singles:

The Last Dance (A beautiful ode to Michael Jackson, which she wrote the night after she heard he passed.)

The Shield and the Sword

Still gets rotation on my iPod. I just adore her voice - very reminiscent of Florence Welch, but darker and a bit richer. Heck, her entire image makes you think she could be Florence's evil twin. That might be exactly why she didn't take off, though. Between Florence and now Lana, Epic Pop seems to be spoken for.
 

Koodo

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Yes, Cosmic Bus made a post about her way back when the thread was starting. I haven't listened to the whole album yet, but I did purchase the flawless Last Dance. Her voice really soars in that song.
 

Ties

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Any Elle Varner stans around these parts? Her mixtape, Conversational Lush is pretty good. She's going to release her debut album later this year and I'm really excited! Take a gander at her lead single Only Wanna Give It to You. And if you like that, here's some links to some of her standout songs from her mixtape. ~

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I really love her voice. It's so soulful, and it just soars in all of her tracks.
 
Ugh, she could make some extra money by sticking a solar power farm on that FUCKING FOREHEAD.

I don't understand Rihstitute's success and I don't really pay her much attention.

It's just that her music, well, fucking sucks.

She can't sing.

Her attempts at dancing are amusing.

She doesn't even pretend to write music or her own songs.

She just kinds of turns up at events, wipes Jay-Z's semen off her face, stands around singing over backing tracks and leaves. A modern J-Lo, with the exception that at least Rihstitute tours. Well, has toured.

I'm not a Rihanna fan by any means but the big forehead jokes are so lame and played out
 

DMeisterJ

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Sorry where? dont see it in the chart sis ;)

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That's so dumb. Like most, I agree that KK is a good looking attention whore who does nothign, but throwing flour on her is stupid. Especially in the dumb way she did it. Why not actually throw several handfuls of flour, instead of failing at pouring it on her hair. I mean, it'd probably hurt like a bitch in her eye, but this dumb female only got it on some clothes. Great work.
 
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