Finaika
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Do you know how strong a monkey is?
Rip your dick/ballsack off and throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again.
What if it was a woman?
Do you know how strong a monkey is?
Rip your dick/ballsack off and throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again.
The first 150 would stomp, let alone the rest of them.And now I ask the eternal "this vs. that" question...
One of every Pokemon
OR
A billion lions.
Only if the Martial Artist is this guy.
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A top level fighter can easily grab a 150lb chimp and slam him on his noggin over and over again and also prevent the chimp from using his greatest advantage which is his bite.
There's only one logical way to settle this debate:
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Dana White's just leaving money on the table as far as I'm concerned.
WOW GREAT POST. ROUNDHOUSES > CHIMPS.
Anything over 150lbs of force and the chimp falls apart like a crash test dummy. You can't argue with physics.Do you know how much force a top level fighter can put into one of those kicks? The chimp weighs 150 lbs. The force of the kick is significantly more than that. It's just physics, Timedog.
There's only one logical way to settle this debate:
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Dana White's just leaving money on the table as far as I'm concerned.
Do you know how much force a top level fighter can put into one of those kicks? The chimp weighs 150 lbs. The force of the kick is significantly more than that. It's just physics, Timedog.
Anything over 150lbs of force and the chimp falls apart like a crash test dummy. You can't argue with physics.
What the fuck.
And now I ask the eternal "this vs. that" question...
One of every Pokemon
OR
A billion lions.
Do you know how much force a top level fighter can put into one of those kicks? The chimp weighs 150 lbs. The force of the kick is significantly more than that. It's just physics, Timedog.
I was watching some science show where they measured the force of various martial arts strikes, and one must Thai striker's knee strike was measured at 1200 or 1400 pounds, something like that. Should be enough to have the monkey seeing stars, at the very least.
Consider: the chimp has no concept of striking attacks and will make no attempt to block them and almost certainly my cannot react quickly enough to dodge them.
Do we have an estimate on how much a chimp can bench press?
Wait wait wait, the op said a 150 pound chimp. Yeah they're strong but we aren't talking about a fucking silver back. The strength difference is not as big as you'd think.
Didn't a prime iron mike Tyson offer to pay a zoo keeper 10g's to be let into a gorilla cage to punch it in the face after he saw it bully others?
Prime Tyson would crush a weak arse chump-anzie nose bare fisted as he would have any other human.
If we're talking about a big atheltic 200+ pound skilled fighter, I'd back the fighter.
Wait wait wait, the op said a 150 pound chimp. Yeah they're strong but we aren't talking about a fucking silver back. The strength difference is not as big as you'd think.
Didn't a prime iron mike Tyson offer to pay a zoo keeper 10g's to be let into a gorilla cage to punch it in the face after he saw it bully others?
Prime Tyson would crush a weak arse chump-anzie nose bare fisted as he would have any other human.
If we're talking about a big atheltic 200+ pound skilled fighter, I'd back the fighter.
Bauman took his study on the road, attempting tests at the Philadelphia Zoo and making inquiries as far afield as Chicago and Cincinnati. In 1926, he returned to the Bronx Zoo, successfully testing the largest chimpanzee then in captivity. That animal, named Boma, pulled 847 pounds one-handed
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/02/how_strong_is_a_chimpanzee.html
But the "five times" figure was refuted 20 years after Bauman's experiments. In 1943, Glen Finch of the Yale primate laboratory rigged an apparatus to test the arm strength of eight captive chimpanzees. An adult male chimp, he found, pulled about the same weight as an adult man. Once he'd corrected the measurement for their smaller body sizes, chimpanzees did turn out to be stronger than humans—but not by a factor of five or anything close to it.
Repeated tests in the 1960s confirmed this basic picture. A chimpanzee had, pound for pound, as much as twice the strength of a human when it came to pulling weights. The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion. A 2006 study found that bonobos can jump one-third higher than top-level human athletes, and bonobo legs generate as much force as humans nearly two times heavier.
Wait wait wait, the op said a 150 pound chimp. Yeah they're strong but we aren't talking about a fucking silver back. The strength difference is not as big as you'd think.
Didn't a prime iron mike Tyson offer to pay a zoo keeper 10g's to be let into a gorilla cage to punch it in the face after he saw it bully others?
Prime Tyson would crush a weak arse chump-anzie nose bare fisted as he would have any other human.
If we're talking about a big atheltic 200+ pound skilled fighter, I'd back the fighter.
Ummm, force is not a weight. You can't kick with 150 lbs force, because force depends on weight and acceleration. Force and weight are related by not directly comparable in that way. Your comparison is not physics.
Ugh the term "Martial Arts Master", is so stupid.
The guys in the UFC, they are "Martial Arts masters". Pretty much the best in the entire world at what they do, and the martial arts they compete in.
If you ask 100 of them if they could beat a chimp. 100 would say no and wonder if you were slow.
You can't Knock a Chimp Out.
They are faster than us.
They are 10 - 20 X as strong.
Without weapons, humans stand no chance. No matter the human.
Didn't a prime iron mike Tyson offer to pay a zoo keeper 10g's to be let into a gorilla cage to punch it in the face after he saw it bully others?
Bauman took his study on the road, attempting tests at the Philadelphia Zoo and making inquiries as far afield as Chicago and Cincinnati. In 1926, he returned to the Bronx Zoo, successfully testing the largest chimpanzee then in captivity. That animal, named Boma, pulled 847 pounds one-handed
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/02/how_strong_is_a_chimpanzee.html
UFC fighters arent always the brightest star in the sky, im sure at least a couple out of those hundred would say different. And when you were reading what I wrote, did you really think by "martial arts master" I meant someone like that? There are fighters out there that could take a ufc fighter down in a heartbeat.
Ok, how are chimpanzees for running endurance? If Humans are superior, maybe the martial artist can tire the chimp out by having it chase him in the grassy field, then once it's dead tired he can strike. This is about the only chance I can think the Human has, and that's provided he has greater endurance than the chimp to keep away from it.
I heard if you are attacked by a dog that sticking your thumb up its ass will make it stop. Would this work on a chimp?
Probably better off shoving your arm down its throat to gag it.I heard if you are attacked by a dog that sticking your thumb up its ass will make it stop. Would this work on a chimp?
I'm very sure OP is trolling at this point.
Humans are actually in the top tier of the animal kingdom when it comes to endurance. That is, we would be if we were still living in our natural environment.
There was a video of a hunter chasing an impala to exhaustion but I'm too lazy to search for it.
There are fighters out there that could take a ufc fighter down in a heartbeat.
UFC fighters arent always the brightest star in the sky, im sure at least a couple out of those hundred would say different. And when you were reading what I wrote, did you really think by "martial arts master" I meant someone like that? There are fighters out there that could take a ufc fighter down in a heartbeat.