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[BadAss2961]

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Quoting this one for the new page.

 

[aj1467]

Is this just real life? Is this just fantasy?

 

[LiK]

Quoting this one for the new page.

whoa

 

[El Odio]

This thread has taught me that I need to see both bling ring and 50 shades.

Spoiler

Even if Watson isn't in the latter.

 

[StrangeADT]

Sam loved her in that film. Perks of Being a Wallflower. See it if you haven't already

Thank. You.

Will watch.

 

[injurai]

perks indeed

 

[LordCanti]

I have a newly discovered interest in seeing The Perks of Being a Wallflower now.

Spoiler

The CG boobs and ass in 50 shades are going to be legendary

 

[Anticitizen One]

What movie is that gif from anyway

 

[PhoncipleBone]

What movie is that gif from anyway

Dancing tongue one is from the trailer for Bling Ring.

The other is from Perks of Being a Wallflower.

 

[Salsa]

I wanna put my penis in her

 

[Darth Tigris]

Er, what? Her body looks extremely feminine and curvy to me.

Far too curvy for my tastes, in fact.

People are so used to the most exaggerated secondary sex characteristics ever that just about anything looks androgynous to them. It's no wonder so many Americans consider Final Fantasy characters "androgynous". If a man suddenly isn't covered from head to toe in monkey-hair and so many muscles he'd be unable to use a toilet, or a woman so curvy she'd have a hard time walking, it's "androgynous".

Emma Watson is kinda cute. But even still is a bit too curvy and feminine for my tastes. Even with the short hair.

 

[NinjaTehFish]

I wanna put my penis in her

Your supposed to be subtle:

"I'd salsa her shark"

 

[Salsa]

Your supposed to be subtle:

"I'd salsa her shark"

fuck subtlety

I wouldnt even pump

i'd just leave it in

afraid that it might never enter again

 

[NomarTyme]

Bale should play the male counter part!

 

[flippedb]

fuck subtlety

I wouldnt even pump

i'd just leave it in

afraid that it might never enter again

I'd cum inside to make sure I'll remain relevant.

 

[The Wanderer]

fuck subtlety

I wouldnt even pump

i'd just leave it in

afraid that it might never enter again

:lol

Did she have a body double in Perks/Bling?

 

[Cheska]

I honest to God really hope this isn't real as I think it could lead to career suicide. So far she's a reputable, respected actress. If she stars in this, people are likely going to think she's a joke. Don't do it Emma!

 

[LordCanti]

I honest to God really hope this isn't real as I think it could lead to career suicide. So far she's a reputable, respected actress. If she stars in this, people are likely going to think she's a joke. Don't do it Emma!

She needs a hit that isn't Harry Potter. This is her chance.

 

[Cheska]

She needs a hit that isn't Harry Potter. This is her chance.

To go down the path that Lindsay Lohan did?

 

[gabbo]

To go down the path that Lindsay Lohan did?

50 Shades of Cocaine?

 

[PhoncipleBone]

50 Lines of Cocaine?

Fixed

 

[Krev]

She needs a hit that isn't Harry Potter. This is her chance.

There are many better choices. This film is going to be the butt of so many jokes.

 

[BadAss2961]

Fixed

Haha. You made a funny.

 

[toddhunter]

:lol

Did she have a body double in Perks/Bling?

Pretty sure that is CG

 

[Darryl]

i wonder if it was the authors personal request to try to put her in. she's a twilight fanfic author after all. emma could've gotten a really, really good deal on this.

 

[LordCanti]

To go down the path that Lindsay Lohan did?

Surely she can star in an R rated movie without doing cocaine.

Pretty sure that is CG

Not sure if serious or making Phantom Pain joke.

 

[Harry Potter]

:lol

Did she have a body double in Perks/Bling?

From what I've gathered that's not her lower half in Perks.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

From what I've gathered that's not her lower half in Perks.

Is there anything you post that cannot be avatar/name quoted. GODDAMN

 

[BrightEyedPanic]

I can't wait to see the inevitable PG-13 adaptation of a porn novel!

yep. "let's cast a bunch of people that don't do nude scenes. surely we couldn't find any actors/actresses that could."

 

[neoism]

 

[LordCanti]

From what I've gathered that's not her lower half in Perks.

You've got to be shitting me. The CGI budget for 50 Shades is going to be enormous.

I guess I don't need to watch that movie now.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

You've got to be shitting me. The CGI budget for 50 Shades is going to be enormous.

I guess I don't need to watch that movie now.

Body double and editing there. Not CG.

 

[Harry Potter]

You've got to be shitting me. The CGI budget for 50 Shades is going to be enormous.

I guess I don't need to watch that movie now.

Your boner doesn't know the diff.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

Your boner doesn't know the diff.

how am I going to do yoga now after this thread? Do I fap or do yoga first?

 

[LordCanti]

Body double and editing there. Not CG.

Good point. I guess they wouldn't have to pay an unnamed actress much to take her clothes off.

Edit: They'd need CG to show her face and boobs at the same time, wouldn't they?

Your boner doesn't know the diff.

I've got the Sherlock Holmes of penises; If those boobies aren't hers, I'll know.

 

[neoism]

From what I've gathered that's not her lower half in Perks.

if so then their is no fucking way she will do this movie WTF SMH...
don't really see why she would use a double for that in an indie film

 

[Harry Potter]

how am I going to do yoga now after this thread? Do I fap or do yoga first?

If it's X2 yoga, 1) watch that for Shawna 2) revisit this thread, then fap. Load up the bank.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Emma, I'll write you a better movie than 50 Shades.

Unless you're getting naked in 50 shades.

Then I'm cool.

 

[Snake]

Thread just keeps delivering.

 

[Red_Man]

 

[bigosc2k]

The other is from Perks of Being a Wallflower.

I'm going to kick my coworker's ass he said it was a total chick flick, son of a bitch left out the good part of the film.

 

[TacticalFox88]

I thought I wanted to smash before, but holy fuuuuck.

 

[noffles]

i am an avid fan of the 50 shades books and i have to say that this does not seem at all likely because anastasia steele would not work with a person like emma watson. if anything they will cast her as katherine kavanagh because that character is actually supposed to be good looking and not plain. they should get a plain girl to play anastasia and you guys are getting way too rowdy over the idea of emma watson in a sexual light i mean come on guys.

 

[Brobzoid]

KStew needs to play the lead in this. She already has like four movies worth of experience for the role.


Also, real talk, the only way this film turns out alright is if Belladonna directs.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

as opposed what before?

Ugly as hell.

 

[Nappuccino]

Goddam, this would be awful career wise. I highly doubt she wants to jump into another series considering she nearly gave up acting after the HP series.


Also this is so much worse than HP.

 

[Lakitu]

I need to start watching Emma Watson films.

 

[LordCanti]

i am an avid fan of the 50 shades books and i have to say that this does not seem at all likely because anastasia steele would not work with a person like emma watson. if anything they will cast her as katherine kavanagh because that character is actually supposed to be good looking and not plain. they should get a plain girl to play anastasia and you guys are getting way too rowdy over the idea of emma watson in a sexual light i mean come on guys.

In Hollywood ugly characters are played by beautiful actresses and white people play every ethnicity under the sun.

 

[Monocle]

My prayers to Satan have been answered. After that one South Park episode, I couldn't get Dawkins's rockin' bod out of my mind. This is the next best thing to getting railed by the good Professor himself.

Mmmhh.