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[Discotheque]

dawkins shmawkins, she's cute as fuck in those gifs being posted.

 

[Fou-Lu]

Dawkins is majorly photoshopped in that picture to line up with Emma's features. Plus it's not even a good picture of her.

 

[G-Fex]

The characters name is Anastasia Steele? Holy shit that's awful

 

[Brobzoid]

The characters name is Anastasia Steele? Holy shit that's awful

you must not have read a lot of porn stories...

 

[G-Fex]

you must not have read a lot of porn stories...

Nope

They're usually boring as hell

Reading about sex is dull

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why can't they just get the people the characters are based on? Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson aren't doing anything.

 

[Monocle]

Nope

They're usually boring as hell

Reading about sex is dull

People who think this tend to lack imagination or read bad erotica.

 

[zoukka]

People who think this tend to lack imagination or read bad erotica.

Reading is so pre-streaming.

 

[noffles]

you must not have read a lot of porn stories...

Wait, you're saying there are people who go for stories rather than videos? Who?

Women?

Oh, okay.

Spoiler

sorry

 

[G-Fex]

People who think this tend to lack imagination or read bad erotica.

I honestly did read bad erotica, that's fan fiction for you. That may explain this book

But is trashy dirty novels off the book shelves better? Maybe ....not

 

[LordCanti]

I need to think up some other high profile franchise to make porn out of. This is what I'm currently spitballing:

Jerry Cotter, a wizard, defeats his mortal enemy oldwart and enters Wizarding college along with his best friends Herminny Ranger and Don Weasel. In a tragic turn of events, Don Weasel dies and Herminny seeks comfort in Jerry's open arms. After that, S&M occurs or something, the end.

I'm going to be rich.

 

[HiiiLife]

I just load up pornhub and beat away. I don't want to read anything.

 

[ecurbj]

I just load up pornhub and beat away. I don't want to read anything.

 

[Maiar_m]

In Hollywood ugly characters are played by beautiful actresses and white people play every ethnicity under the sun.

Except for the Samuel L Jacson / Morgan Freeman ethnicities. You know. The "badass" ethnicity.

 

[Riggs]

I just load up pornhub and beat away. I don't want to read anything.

Solid clapping for you right now. I do same what a coincidence!!

 

[Omni]

Don't give a fuck. As long as my heart and my right hand believes it, I'll be fine.

Oh lord hahaha

 

[equap]

 

[maquiladora]

Whats this gif?

 

[Solo]

Whats this gif?

Your fap material for today. Two buckets. Go!

 

[equap]

Whats this gif?

where you been, bro?!!?

Bling Ring trailer.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Whats this gif?

The Bling Ring trailer.

EDIT: Beaten.

 

[Korosenai]

I think it has something to do with the fact she's sexy as fuck. I could be wrong though.

Lol this.

Everyones all like "you only like her because she was a little kid witch and you grew up with her at the same time blah blah blah"

No we like her because shes hot as fuck.

 

[elyetis]

as opposed what before?

As opposed to every time she has short hair.

Never cut those hair again. >.<

 

[bengraven]

Haha in the Bling Ring she's playing Alexis Neiers.

For those who don't know, she's the hot (but only second hottest) daughter on a short lived reality show called Pretty Wild from a few years ago. They had to cancel it when she went to jail, though they did film a few episodes after the arrest.

I know this because my wife watched it. I swear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFh2ypnuWc

 

[Currygan]

I just load up pornhub and beat away. I don't want to read anything.

pornhub? comon son, this ain't 2006. Cucumbertube is the way

 

[crazy monkey]

i do not find her attractive at all. She is flat and looks like that other British old guy.

 

[Danj]

pornhub? comon son, this ain't 2006. Cucumbertube is the way

Not heard of that one, I thought xhamster was the go-to site for that these days?

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

I'm going to kick my coworker's ass he said it was a total chick flick, son of a bitch left out the good part of the film.

You've got to be shitting me. The CGI budget for 50 Shades is going to be enormous.

I guess I don't need to watch that movie now.

It's actually a really good film guys... Not a dumb teen/chick flick at all, it's too depressing for starters as it deals with issues such as mental illness, repressed trauma and coming to terms with one's sexual identity. I thought it was very emotional and affecting. The author of the book directed it as well which was a nice touch.

 

[ecurbj]

pornhub? comon son, this ain't 2006. Cucumbertube is the way

It keeps redirecting me to

Spoiler

m.fuq.com

. Why is that? Is that the mobile version?

Not heard of that one, I thought xhamster was the go-to site for that these days?

I heard of that one and love it but is this the one everyone is on nowadays? I would like to know also. I thought it was only

Spoiler

pornhub

but that's getting dried up.

 

[JehutyRunner]

PG 13

GOOD. GOD. IN. HEAVEN. I have no further words in regards to a possible comparison.

 

[Currygan]

It keeps redirecting me to

Spoiler

m.fuq.com

. Why is that? Is that the mobile version?

nah, its a piece of shit site, just leave it son

 

[zroid]

This is the worst thing that could ever happen

 

[ecurbj]

nah, its a piece of shit site, just leave it son

So how do I get to the cucumbertube site if it keeps redirecting me? Should I go PC and not use my iPhone?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Haha in the Bling Ring she's playing Alexis Neiers.

For those who don't know, she's the hot (but only second hottest) daughter on a short lived reality show called Pretty Wild from a few years ago. They had to cancel it when she went to jail, though they did film a few episodes after the arrest.

I know this because my wife watched it. I swear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFh2ypnuWc

Damn. If it weren't for the heroin, I'd be all over that.

 

[Kozak]

Emma Watson is so awesome.

Shes like the upgraded version of Kiera Knightley.

 

[G-Fex]

This is the worst thing that could ever happen

Emma Watson? Yes I'm starting to agree

 

[Currygan]

So how do I get to the cucumbertube site if it keeps redirecting me? Should I go PC and not use my iPhone?

yup. That's how I do it
although I have been too harsh on pornhub: some great wanks with that site

 

[maquiladora]

Every time I see cucumbertube I think cumberbatch.

 

[harSon]

Haha in the Bling Ring she's playing Alexis Neiers.

For those who don't know, she's the hot (but only second hottest) daughter on a short lived reality show called Pretty Wild from a few years ago. They had to cancel it when she went to jail, though they did film a few episodes after the arrest.

I know this because my wife watched it. I swear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFh2ypnuWc

Isn't the Hollywoodified version of something always supposed to be hotter?

 

[Ithil]

And now, without the photoshop

 

[equap]

Haha in the Bling Ring she's playing Alexis Neiers.

For those who don't know, she's the hot (but only second hottest) daughter on a short lived reality show called Pretty Wild from a few years ago. They had to cancel it when she went to jail, though they did film a few episodes after the arrest.

I know this because my wife watched it. I swear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFh2ypnuWc

LOL WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!?!

so what the hell happened to her? she's in jail right now? pretty girls like her don't last long in jail......

 

[FOOTE]

haha holy shit

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Isn't the Hollywoodified version of something always supposed to be hotter?

Compared to that mugshot... the Hollywood version is better.

 

[zeioIIDX]

WTF. My daughter is watching the old Little Rascals behind me in my bedroom and when I scrolled to this post, I heard Spanky proclaim, "Ahhh Watermelon, I like that!!".

 

[Currygan]

Every time I see cucumbertube I think cumberbatch.

 

[harSon]

Compared to that mugshot... the Hollywood version is better.

Compared... to a mugshot Lol?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Compared... to a mugshot Lol?

I judge women by their mugshots. If you can't look good in a mugshot, you don't look good period.

Spoiler

lol

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

I judge women by their mugshots. If you can't look good in a mugshot, you don't look good period.

Spoiler

lol

What are you talking about? She looks great in that mugshot.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What are you talking about? She looks great in that mugshot.

But as good as Emma Watson? That's debatable.

Also, I wasn't serious.

 

[Ultratech]

Mmm...that Emma gif is godlike.

Haha in the Bling Ring she's playing Alexis Neiers.

For those who don't know, she's the hot (but only second hottest) daughter on a short lived reality show called Pretty Wild from a few years ago. They had to cancel it when she went to jail, though they did film a few episodes after the arrest.

I know this because my wife watched it. I swear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFh2ypnuWc

Oh yeah, I remember that show.

I also remember her "other sister" (unofficially adopted or something) Tess Taylor being ridiculously hot.
(Protip: Go look her up. You won't be disappointed.)