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Anyone ever been to a swinger's club? What should I expect?
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Raven117
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Those people are monsters.
You just show up. Not that difficult.
Doug Heffernan
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...and what exactly do you expect to happen after showing up?
Explain your reasoning.
FortuneFaded
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Better hole to pole ratio.
There's a reason why they call it a devil's threesome
It's not much different from a regular party. You mingle and meet people you may normally find interesting.
There's always something to be doing, all people involved can be having a good time. What makes a good lover is focusing on making it a great time for the other person involved. And they will be having a great time. They get super excited and into it, and that carries over to the two men involved.
With MFF, there's a lot of awkward moments where a person is sitting around. It's not nearly as natural or choreographed as porn makes it out to be. It's more like playtime with sex than straight up sex.
two ladies giving head trumps pmuch everything tho
My local fetish club is also a swingers club at weekends, theme nights are fun but regular evenings are just like any other club night except the mixed changing rooms are an interesting sight!
As a single dude don't get your hopes too high, you may not be allowed in. I know a club that has scaled paying for entrance, women are always free to get in but depending on how many there are guys can be anywhere from £20-£120, and even if you are willing to pay up they might turn you down if you don't 'look right'.
As a single dude don't get your hopes too high, you may not be allowed in. I know a club that has scaled paying for entrance, women are always free to get in but depending on how many there are guys can be anywhere from £20-£120, and even if you are willing to pay up they might turn you down if you don't 'look right'.
paragonpro
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Expect smells...
Math wins out yet again.
I think I get it now. Spoiler is always true.
| Praxis |
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The five second rule does not apply.
I think that high price point is to try and prevent too many single men showing up as the numbers are apparently often very skewed. Never been to a club like that myself but friends who have been said that there were a lot of middle-aged guys. One friend enjoyed the atmosphere, whereas the other was quite uncomfortable seeing people getting it on and in various states of undress around them. In their words, "it's not like porn where you can choose what you see" haha.
But for what it's worth, some people really enjoy the sex-positive atmosphere and I hear that these places try to be welcoming and promote comfort for the visitors. I imagine there'd be a no-tolerance policy towards creepy and disrespectful behaviour. Hopefully you have fun, OP! Should be an interesting experience
But for what it's worth, some people really enjoy the sex-positive atmosphere and I hear that these places try to be welcoming and promote comfort for the visitors. I imagine there'd be a no-tolerance policy towards creepy and disrespectful behaviour. Hopefully you have fun, OP! Should be an interesting experience
MFM is like "dude can you help me bang this chick, I'm weak".
MFF is "Shit yeah I'll bang two chicks at the same time".
John Kowalski
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Yeah but you're not swinging. It's kinda rude.
It can be categorized as one person. It's not rude either, unless there are particular restrictions notated.
wanderingprostheyltite
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Bahaha reminds me of this Artie Lange story
That eye contact :lol
Once went to a bdsm club which is ofc different, went as a guest to a full time member so the rules stated my friend and I HAD to be wall flowers, no participation was allowed, was essentially Eyes Wide Shut style just walking around as a voyeur. About as exciting as the Always Sunny orgy, not a lot of great bodies walking around, and not a lot of actual fucking going on either. One dude sitting bare ass on a recliner that was the spitting image of the ratty one Frasier's dad sits on, limp dong just hangin to the side. Couple girls doing knotwork and suspension on each other. Yeah it was pretty lame. Oh and apparently they had a room for "blood play", sooo yeah :/
stuminus3
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MFM is the absolute best way a straight man can enjoy the beauty of the human wang.
I recently went to a club in LA with my partner. We're still not entirely sold on it, but it was definitely an adventure both times we went. Swingers tend to be very nice and open people. It is all about being up-front and respectful. Keep in mind that it is a small community and word gets around, so whatever you do, don't be an asshole. Here are some things off the top of my head.
Do:
Ask people about how things work and about the lifestyle. Most swingers are friendly and don't mind answering questions.
Arrive early. It can be very intimidating to show up once things are rocking and rolling. If you get there early, you'll have more of a chance to interact with people and get the lay of the land.
Figure out what you're comfortable with AHEAD of time. Be honest with people who approach you.
Take a toothbrush. The club I go to has lockers (I think this is the norm). As you might suspect, poor hygiene is very frowned upon, so be clean in general.
Use a condom for obvious reasons.
Get regular STD/STI testing if you become a regular. Safe sex is paramount.
Don't:
Engage in activity if you have an STI or STD without FULL DISCLOSURE.
Be afraid to decline advances in a kind but firm way.
Get too drunk. Big no-no, especially for first-timers.
Bring any sort of drama. This is a community of people who require a safe respectful place. It's normal for new people to feel jealous etc., but leave the drama at home.
Do:
Ask people about how things work and about the lifestyle. Most swingers are friendly and don't mind answering questions.
Arrive early. It can be very intimidating to show up once things are rocking and rolling. If you get there early, you'll have more of a chance to interact with people and get the lay of the land.
Figure out what you're comfortable with AHEAD of time. Be honest with people who approach you.
Take a toothbrush. The club I go to has lockers (I think this is the norm). As you might suspect, poor hygiene is very frowned upon, so be clean in general.
Use a condom for obvious reasons.
Get regular STD/STI testing if you become a regular. Safe sex is paramount.
Don't:
Engage in activity if you have an STI or STD without FULL DISCLOSURE.
Be afraid to decline advances in a kind but firm way.
Get too drunk. Big no-no, especially for first-timers.
Bring any sort of drama. This is a community of people who require a safe respectful place. It's normal for new people to feel jealous etc., but leave the drama at home.
Lol
How About No
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Go by yourself, but you gotta present your hole as well, there, problem solved
All that extra rubbing
Username quote.
wanderingprostheyltite
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Yeah? What about the beauty of a chicken wang?
Hands of Stone
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A-tier analogy.
PrivateWHudson
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Why don't the two couples just invite you over for a private party first? See how into it you are before dropping a bunch of cash.
richardhawk
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There's a fair amount of couples I've met at sex parties that aren't even there to have sex with people. They simple get turned on by watching others. Keep that in mind. Reeks has some good advice so just take that.
ThoughtsOfSpeaking
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My experience of swingers events is that they are full of people you wouldn't want to have sex with unless very very drunk.
John Kowalski
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I would consider it uncouth.
A common misconception.
keltickennedy
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OP. "You will kindly remove your mask"
kame-sennin
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LookAtMeGo
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That would suck if you showed up with your wife and you were the only one who brought a girl. Unless thats your cup of tea.
ZeroCypher
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Where's the guy who was a bouncer for a swinger's club? I'd expect STDs and sweaty people.
Prototype Viktor
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Just go and don't expect anything just hang and let things happen if you want
Nathan_Drake
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The world is going to hell and the news is depressing. Please give us some much needed relief from it.
I hope you went and are up at 830am!
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The world is going to hell and the news is depressing. Please give us some much needed relief from it.
I hope you went and are up at 830am!
Wishing for Ice Cream eating thread levels of delivery!
I've been to one with a friend. It's definitely an experience unlike any other. People will be talking one second and sucking dick the next. Really nice people though. My friend and I were invited to a foursome by one couple and asked by another couple to watch as they got busy, but we declined both times. Even though we weren't getting involved, there was no pressure to do anything. Most of the people were respectful like that. There was one guy though that would periodically peek around a corner at my friend while furiously masturbating. Don't be that guy OP.
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