this is the saddest thread i have ever read, and that includes the one with the dude who licked his dog's asshole
Since Drinky was banned can anyone answer some questions about the thread he is referring to? Like, what!?!?
this is the saddest thread i have ever read, and that includes the one with the dude who licked his dog's asshole
I often end up that position without really wanting it on account of how good I am at handling groups of people.
#alpha represent
that little dog's cornpucker is more 'n any of you sad sack tardwallops are ever gonna get. at least the man could act on his dreams. you useless fat numpties just sit here on a web forum, talkin' about "alpha" and "beta" like those words have any relevance or meaning. man is action, bros. get to lickin'.
that little dog's cornpucker is more 'n any of you sad sack tardwallops are ever gonna get. at least the man could act on his dreams. you useless fat numpties just sit here on a web forum, talkin' about "alpha" and "beta" like those words have any relevance or meaning. man is action, bros. get to lickin'.
I popped my animal pak in and chased it with boars blood, and then the unthinkable happened today, I was going to enter my gym through the main entrance when animal instinct took over. I knew something was wrong. It was my large torso, too wide to get through the door. I calmed myself down thinking, i'd better be able to get into the gym. I went back to my car, popped another animal pak, reved up my engine, and drove through the door. The crash cleared 4 more feet in the entrance, wide enough for future visits to the gym, because I know i'd only be getting bigger by the second. The animal pak was in full effect at this point, I lost control. I reved up the engine once more and ran over the people on the treadmills. All those doing curls I played bumper cars with, they didn't stand a chance. I saw my target, I drove to the squat rack. Parked my car on some pussy benching 400. I got out, and immediately loaded up 1000 lbs for warm ups. Not having enough 45 plates in the gym to suffice my ultimate animal needs, I went around collecting bodies, bodies ranging from 150 pound weaklings to 300 pound blobs. I stood them all in a line and threw an olympic bar like a javelin through their torsos, making a human shish-kebob weighing 3000 lbs. I threw it up over my head, took a deep breath into my belly of human flesh and blood, and repped for 20. Then I siphoned some of my cars gasoline out onto the floor beneath the 3000 pound human squat bar, lit it up and cooked myself a well balanced animal meal. Some might call it murder, I just call it instinct, animals can't be arrested for murder.
you post on gaf. you have the masculine legitimacy of a sale rack at anne taylor.
what, you pull your passive-aggressive thirsty schtick in public, too? your unctuous cornball demeanor only plays to the crowd inasmuch as it gets your oily eunuch's grimace out of their collective field of vision, narbo.
you post on gaf. you have all the legitimate masculinity of a sale rack at anne taylor.
If your milquetoast ass is what's considered an alpha, the human race is fucked.I often end up that position without really wanting it on account of how good I am at handling groups of people.
#alpha represent
Since Drinky was banned can anyone answer some questions about the thread he is referring to? Like, what!?!?
Where have all the Gentlemen gone?
Da fuck is an Alpha? Do you people hang out with wolves or something?
Scientifically proven to be a myth. Some scientists fucked up their observations, based on captive animals and applied them to wild wolf packs, which don't have alphas, they have families with mothers and fathers who lead the pack.
So now, since you know humans and how they do, people are obsessed with bullshit.
this fucking planet...
Buahahahahaha this one got me, my son is asking what I am laughing about.Definitely the alpha. I make sure to thump my chest and grunt loudly at the first sign of defiance from my pack. Any time I make new friends I urinate on them to make sure they know who's boss.
I virtually never see this jargon used anywhere outside of GAF (outside of this, I see it mostly in the biological sciences). It seems like an internet phenomenon. Maybe I just run in the wrong social circles.
what, you pull your passive-aggressive thirsty schtick in public, too? your unctuous cornball demeanor only plays to the crowd inasmuch as it gets your oily eunuch's grimace out of their collective field of vision, narbo.
Da fuck is an Alpha? Do you people hang out with wolves or something?
If your milquetoast ass is what's considered an alpha, the human race is fucked.
Well now everyone looks even stupider with the alpha crap.
Thank goodness my and my friends are all already adult enough to have an equal relationship free of these alpha-beta nonsense.
You know, I can't even tell anymore if anyone saying stuff like this is kidding or not.
I popped my animal pak in and chased it with boars blood, and then the unthinkable happened today, I was going to enter my gym through the main entrance when animal instinct took over. I knew something was wrong. It was my large torso, too wide to get through the door. I calmed myself down thinking, i'd better be able to get into the gym. I went back to my car, popped another animal pak, reved up my engine, and drove through the door. The crash cleared 4 more feet in the entrance, wide enough for future visits to the gym, because I know i'd only be getting bigger by the second. The animal pak was in full effect at this point, I lost control. I reved up the engine once more and ran over the people on the treadmills. All those doing curls I played bumper cars with, they didn't stand a chance. I saw my target, I drove to the squat rack. Parked my car on some pussy benching 400. I got out, and immediately loaded up 1000 lbs for warm ups. Not having enough 45 plates in the gym to suffice my ultimate animal needs, I went around collecting bodies, bodies ranging from 150 pound weaklings to 300 pound blobs. I stood them all in a line and threw an olympic bar like a javelin through their torsos, making a human shish-kebob weighing 3000 lbs. I threw it up over my head, took a deep breath into my belly of human flesh and blood, and repped for 20. Then I siphoned some of my cars gasoline out onto the floor beneath the 3000 pound human squat bar, lit it up and cooked myself a well balanced animal meal. Some might call it murder, I just call it instinct, animals can't be arrested for murder.
Definitely the alpha. I make sure to thump my chest and grunt loudly at the first sign of defiance from my pack. Any time I make new friends I urinate on them to make sure they know who's boss.
Drinky's insults are the best.
The best.
Scientifically proven to be a myth. Some scientists fucked up their observations, based on captive animals and applied them to wild wolf packs, which don't have alphas, they have families with mothers and fathers who lead the pack.
So now, since you know humans and how they do, people are obsessed with bullshit.
this fucking planet...when they ask, I'll tell them to just blow it up. Nothing worth saving here.
I am peerless.
I don't hang out in groups.
Alpha wolf model is dumb anyway. Should be Lion. You got a pride (or more!) full of fuck happy bitches whom hunt for you and raise your kin. And the beta punk ass males who can't make it after being thrust out of the pride upon maturity are just fodder for your claws.
RAWR.
i was joking