balladofwindfishes
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Try bringing a blimp down to the depths that Wailord apparently swims and see what happens.
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Ash Ketchum the 10 year old that is stronger than you.
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Try bringing a blimp down to the depths that Wailord apparently swims and see what happens.
So Ash is a day walker
...who is insanely ripped. Makes perfect sense to me.
Duane Cunningham
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Wenger'sBakedBaguettes
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Hahahaha this is pretty good. Perfect.
Is that from origins?
I may be Pokèmon master but I don't have abs of steel ;_;
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redmetal86
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Damn, he used Harden on his abs.
Yea
So Professor Oak really did complete his dream of documenting all the Pokemon, he just lied to Ash to get him to leave.
Is the series already complete? I remember wanting to see it, but never got around it.
foxuzamaki
Doesn't read OPs, especially not his own
that also reminds me of the gyrados using hyperbeam on pidgey pic and the pidhey just fainted lol
Sir_Crocodile
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MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES
ArchedThunder
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Ash meets the person who writes the Pokedex entries in the show.
PetriP-TNT
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Was awesome topic.
Wild VG Cats comic appears with 16 panels.
Topic ruined forever
Wild VG Cats comic appears with 16 panels.
Topic ruined forever
qa_engineer
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That is impressive for a 10 year old. Not so much if you're a grown man.
Davey Cakes
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It's one of the better VG Cats comics, at least.
In fact his Pokemon ones are generally decent.
Yeah tripping balls part made no sense at all. He would be tripping over balls. I realize the joke he was making but usually you want something like that to be a double entendre. A single entendre is just...dumb.
The Bayonetta of Pokémon
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Pikachu is 6kg and sitting on his head like all the time.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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Wait Ash is only 10 years old
Jesus wtf
Jesus wtf
Twist: ash is Jesus. 0.o
Maybe he used his Pokemans for resistance training and that's why he's so strong. Like maybe he doesn't even WANT to win the championship, it's just a front cause he doesn't want people to realize he's weak and what he's really doing is working his way through the Pokeman weight classes.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Ash is so swole
Spring-Loaded
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He almost killed James when he kicked him in the neck
metalmonstar
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105 kg
That is like over 3 times his weight. No wonder he has such a big smile. What a boss.
Starwolf_UK
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I was going to suggest the gravity must be pretty weak. Also the escape velocity must be pretty low given how easy it is to make Team Rocket blast off again.
Portugeezer
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How much does Ash weigh in the Pokemon universe?
Hot Coldman
Banned
Hmmm he definitely has the abs, yup I'm buying this.
Yes, as stated here (Season 1, Episode 1) and, much, much later (Season 14, Episode 1 or, absolute, Episode 661), here. Though it's inconsistent in not only that it's physically impossible, but also in that Ash at one point (I think the end of season one) states that it's been a year since he started travelling with Pikachu (hence he should be 11 by then).
But, you know, logic on a show for kids thats full of fictional material and all of that stuff. His age might as well have never been stated. It's not like the show cares about it (and I don't, either).
Face it Tiger..
Banned
fun fact, my scyther did learn fly, and so did my scizor.
No one is gonna say shit now.
i got so jealous that I used mods.
It's simple, really: The Pokedex is bullshit.
The Pokedex reads exactly like a Pokemon wiki maintained exclusively by small children, which is appropriate, because that's what it is. It claims Wailord weighs something ludicrous like 10kg and that there's a Pokemon who's literally God and some Pokemon will steal your soul or whatever. It might as well claim that the Phil Collins song In The Air Tonight is about the time a Gulpin watched a woman drown, or that if you say "Slowpoke" into a mirror five times, a Slowpoke will move into your home and hog all the blankets.
The Pokedex reads exactly like a Pokemon wiki maintained exclusively by small children, which is appropriate, because that's what it is. It claims Wailord weighs something ludicrous like 10kg and that there's a Pokemon who's literally God and some Pokemon will steal your soul or whatever. It might as well claim that the Phil Collins song In The Air Tonight is about the time a Gulpin watched a woman drown, or that if you say "Slowpoke" into a mirror five times, a Slowpoke will move into your home and hog all the blankets.
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You may joke, but I couldn't get him to leave for weeks.
Davey Cakes
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Over 800?
That's insane.
I knew it was a lot but haven't checked in a while. I only watched the show in its first season and for a tiny bit of the second.
The Silver
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So like where the hell does all that water inside a water pokemon come from? How can a small ass Squirtle constantly dish out hydro pumps one after the other?
dragonlife
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They pray to Cthulu and Cthulu giveth unto them his powers.
BumblebeeCody
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Bart Simpson should be approaching 40
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