Ash needs to refill them regularly with hydrogen. Every Pokecenter has it.
Then the pokemagic happens.
H2 + O(from the air) = H2O.
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Ash Ketchum the 10 year old that is stronger than you.
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Ash needs to refill them regularly with hydrogen. Every Pokecenter has it.
Then the pokemagic happens.
H2 + O(from the air) = H2O.
The Silver
Member
Moomoo milk is the active ingredient in pokesteroids.
Green Mamba
Member
Makoto Yuki
Banned
17 seasons/846 episodes as of now (in Japan), with more to come. That's one season for every year since the anime started airing in 1997 in Japan, and there's also been 17 Pokémon movies, which means one movie per season and thus per year (which will probably continue, seeing as season 17 is almost finished and an 18th movie already announced for 2015). There's also some TV specials that don't count towards the normal episode count iirc. It's pretty crazy.
Gotta get that Moo Moo Milk somehow!
Mechanized
Member
lmao oh man his face is priceless.
I almost choked on my food
Some Nobody
Junior Member
No. No. You're trying too hard. The entire joke is "bitch be tripping balls". It's funny because of the silliness of the statement.
Case in point. That "cut the comic in half, it's better" trick people usually try turns it into unfunny trash. Without "bitch be tripping balls!", it's just Ash whining about Team Rocket.
Winterfang
Banned
DEM ABS.
The current one may be here to stay though. It depends what route they plan on going down.
GifGafIsTheBestGaf
Member
with the chastity underwear he uses i aint even mad or jelly
chrishackwood
Member
Actually he was trying too hard to get to "bitch be tripping balls." Trying so hard in fact that he used a nonsense statement to get there and even when oak said it...yeah, still a single entrende. It's just not a well constructed joke regardless of the silliness which it's frankly not that silly. It's about on the level of some 70 year old grandpa that thinks he's still hip to the lingo.
BodiesWithoutOrgans
Member
Gotta keep those
poke
did they ever mention if Pokeballs were heavier if a pokemon was in them?
I'm starting to think living in that universe has forced humans to be able to keep up with them and effectively all become super human. It's also likely why people rarely seem to ever be in actual danger from Pokemon, because they really ARE on another level and just pit them against one another for their amusement.
codemonkey
Member
All the lifting pays off though, dude's going to be ripped when he's in his late 20s. Pikachu not skipping leg day either.
evilromero
Member
Using?
The12thGripper
Member
Protein is an item in Pokémon that increases your attack stat.
This is a Pokémon thread, come on man.
hahahahah
Word. It's like calling us all weak becuase Hercules was strangling snakes at the age where most of us was just mastering how to sit upright unassisted.
Ryouji Gunblade
Member
Remember that ridiculous leap that Ash makes to get onto the Rocket Balloon?
Was he leaping? Or was he messing up and revealing his ability to FLY?!?!!
Super Stardust
Member
lol
He almost killed James when he kicked him in the neck
I'm fairly certain there's at least 10 Pokemon mangas, so which one is this?
Green Mamba
Member
That's the Electric Tale of Pikachu, one that was loosely based on the anime. It is also secretly the best Pokemon manga.
Breaking down some numbers:
-Ash turns 10 years old in the beginning of episode 1.
-Ash is still 10 as-of the first episode of Pokemon Black and White.
-That's episode 654, US numbering, 658 Japanese.
-If we posit that Ash has been on his Pokemon journey for at least close to a year, this means that he's had almost two complete, crazy, usually life threatening misadventures every day.
-Team Rocket has to think up at least two different mottos a day.
-Misty only hung out with them for a couple months.
-Ash has discovered tons of Pokemon species - perhaps even tripled the known amount in less than a year.
-Think about how unfair it is to tell a kid there's only 150 Pokemon and then keep adding in Pokemon every few months to make the goal unattainable.
-This isn't even thinking about the episodes which happen over the span of more than one day.
-The amount of stuff Ash does in a single day only grows as the show continues.
If you think about it from this perspective, he's not quite a shitty trainer after all.
Someone should try to extrapolate a year tmeline off of this. Hahaha.
-Ash turns 10 years old in the beginning of episode 1.
-Ash is still 10 as-of the first episode of Pokemon Black and White.
-That's episode 654, US numbering, 658 Japanese.
-If we posit that Ash has been on his Pokemon journey for at least close to a year, this means that he's had almost two complete, crazy, usually life threatening misadventures every day.
-Team Rocket has to think up at least two different mottos a day.
-Misty only hung out with them for a couple months.
-Ash has discovered tons of Pokemon species - perhaps even tripled the known amount in less than a year.
-Think about how unfair it is to tell a kid there's only 150 Pokemon and then keep adding in Pokemon every few months to make the goal unattainable.
-This isn't even thinking about the episodes which happen over the span of more than one day.
-The amount of stuff Ash does in a single day only grows as the show continues.
If you think about it from this perspective, he's not quite a shitty trainer after all.
Someone should try to extrapolate a year tmeline off of this. Hahaha.
The nightmare is real.
I'm sorry but Oak looks way too excited there.
Hero of Legend
Member
Max carried fucking Munchlax once or twice, and Munchlax is 200 fucking POUNDS! 
Edit:
Edit:
Funny thing is, what he is holding is shaped like a particular sensual organ.
And then Meowth .. My childhood is ruined
Hero of Legend
Member
The Meowth and Miltank bit was of course removed in the dub.
Golden Darkness
Member
Even if Pokémon weights are disputed, there's one thing that Ash shouldn't be able to carry easily:
Before you ask, he was the only one carrying that log.
Before you ask, he was the only one carrying that log.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
BananasWithGuns
Member
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Time to put on my PokeNazi hat
FYI you never became a Pokemon Master. Becoming a champion =/= master.
It's an anime only thing and it's a vague goal at most. But it's clear that obtaining all mons or being champ isn't becoming a master.
Also Ash is never an incompetent trainer outside of OS and BW era.
With that said Ash has the most lewdest moments I've seen in a children's show.
FYI you never became a Pokemon Master. Becoming a champion =/= master.
It's an anime only thing and it's a vague goal at most. But it's clear that obtaining all mons or being champ isn't becoming a master.
Also Ash is never an incompetent trainer outside of OS and BW era.
With that said Ash has the most lewdest moments I've seen in a children's show.
I don't like that smile on Dawn's face. RUN ASH RUN!
bobawesome
Member
If anime rules applied to real life I'm sure I could kick his ass.
It's sad I only recognize Misty and May
Ditto stopped watching when ash didn't go anywhere with his Pokemon master progression and his lady partners.
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