For a second I thought Luis was in Infinity War.
*Thanos stands amid dozens of defeated Avengers, dead or dieing at his feet*
Thanos: All too easy.
*A figure emerges from the shadows*
Luis: So, uh, I'm told you're into fancy jewelry I got a score for you, bro, that my aunt's housekeeper tipped me to. And shes dating this dude Carlos whos a shot caller from across the bay and she tells him about the dude that shes cleaning for. Right? That hes, like, this big-shot CEO that is all retired now but hes loaded. And so, Carlos and Ernesto are on the same softball team and they get to talking, right? And here comes the good part. Carlos says: Yo, man. This guys got a big-ass safe just sitting in the basement, just chillin. Of course Ernesto comes to me cause he knows Ive got mad thieving skills. Of course I ask him: Did Emily tell Carlos to tell you to get to me what kind of safe it was? And he says: Nah, dog. All she said is that its, like, super legit, and whatevers in it has gotta be good!
Thanos: What?
Luis: Nothing. I was just the distraction for her.
*Squirrel Girl drops from the trees, commanding an army of squirrels to devour Thanos's flesh*