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Captain America: Civil War SPOILER Thread - #TeamThanos

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. I really can't think of any poorly placed humor other than maybe the end but friends joke to get through struggles all the time...

"I better not look outside and see anyone flying around on that thing"

I thought pretty much all the humor was good tho
 
Here's the problem with Catherine Zeta Jones as Janet Van Dyne:.

If Janet happens to have aged during her time in the micro-verse, wouldn't the character be the same age as Michael Douglas? Thus, Catherine Zeta Jones would be too young.

If the character hasn't aged, wouldn't the actress need to be younger than Catherine Zeta Jones? Thus, wouldn't Catherine Zeta Jones be too old?

Or, she was just younger than him. Like in real life.
 
Even at that point he didn't seem too keen on hurting Cap, just getting him out of the way, but I don't think he was pulling his punches with Bucket at all. One of his very first punches would've smashed his face right into the floor had Cap not intervened and there were other similar scenes I thought. I'm watching it again tomorrow so I'll pay more attention to it.

Bucky does have some variant of the Super Soldier serum so I imagine he could have tanked it.
 
Scarlett Witch seems weak because she is still learning her powers, she is easily A tier up there with Hulk and Thor.

A Tier:
Hulk, Thor, Scarlett Witch, Vision

B Tier:
AntMan/Giant Man, Spider Man, Iron Man, War Machine, Cap, Black Panther

C Tier:
Bucket, Falcon, Daredevil, Punisher, JJ, Luke Cage

D Tier:
Agent 13, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury

E Tier:
Stan Lee

Not sure where the other characters (Iron Fist, Cloak/Dagger, Dr. Strange, etc.) will fit.


I would say Iron man = Cap. Cap could have easily, easily killed Tony once he went berserk on him and broke the arc reactor.

How can Hawkeye and Black Widow lose to Punisher? LOL
 
I love how "Bucket" is a thing now.

I would like to propose tiers of


Super Natural

Super Human/Assisted Ability

Peak-Human

Human/Assisted Ability

Yamaha

(feel free to sub-tier as appropriate)
 
It is weird how between Avengers and Age of Ultron, Fury suddenly starts acting like an old dude. Maybe he was still recovering from his Winter Soldier injuries though.
 
Scarlett Witch seems weak because she is still learning her powers, she is easily A tier up there with Hulk and Thor.

A Tier:
Hulk, Thor, Scarlett Witch, Vision

B Tier:
AntMan/Giant Man, Spider Man, Iron Man, War Machine, Cap, Black Panther

C Tier:
Bucket, Falcon, Daredevil, Punisher, JJ, Luke Cage

D Tier:
Agent 13, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Nick Fury

E Tier:
Stan Lee

Not sure where the other characters (Iron Fist, Cloak/Dagger, Dr. Strange, etc.) will fit.


I would say Iron man = Cap. Cap could have easily, easily killed Tony once he went berserk on him and broke the arc reactor.
Excluding the A tier, could anyone on that list even scratch black panther besides Ant man?
 
I'm pretty impressed Bucky and Cap could take full-force punches from Iron Man repeatedly and continue fighting. In Iron Man's first fight scene he was launching terrorists like twenty feet with physical blows.

Cap took blows from Crossbones and his glove devices didn't look less hurtful than a punch from Iron Man.

Also from his "talents" alone Spidey is already top of B tier. Once he is more trained in using them, he's pretty up there with the big guys.
Cap showed Spidy how inexperienced he is in combat. Cap quickly analysed his webs and used them against him.
 
I'm pretty impressed Bucky and Cap could take full-force punches from Iron Man repeatedly and continue fighting. In Iron Man's first fight scene he was launching terrorists like twenty feet with physical blows.
Bucky and Cap can send regular dudes flying too though. They were tearing mercs up in that stairway.
 
My DC fanboy friends review of this movie was kind of weird.



Silly. I really can't think of any poorly placed humor other than maybe the end but friends joke to get through struggles all the time...

I watched it and I consider myself more of a DC fan, I thought the Russo's nailed the right level of joke/seriousness.

Things I liked:

+Antman, surprise cool character of the movie. He was great. Didn't even care for his solo movie that much but he did some cool stuff and was entertaining.
+Spiderman was cool. I thought they delivered on him and I wasn't even hyped or anything for him. The Cap vs Spiderman fight was a highlight of the movie for me, pretty much all of his fights were fun to watch.
+Tony Stark's approach to the situation, up until the reveal (which was unfortunately spoiled for me like a year ago or something like that).
+Bucky & Falcon interactions.
+The Airport Scene
+The Final Fight
+Vision and Scarlet Witch stuff

Things I disliked:
-The reveal that Bucky killed Iron Man's parents. Him going ballistic over it seemed... forced? Maybe it's because his parent's hardly ever seem to be a central part of his life up until this movie, I think at best it was just him resenting his Father's expectations in one of the IM movies. Maybe if he was still convinced Bucky was doing things without brain washing, but at the point it looked like he was sold that Bucky was brain washed.
-Zemo was a nobody. Nothing compelling about him. We don't even know his origins until the end of the film and it's barely anything memorable.
-The reason for the Sokovia accords. I'd consider 74 casualties or whatever a miracle when aliens invade NYC. They should have doubled down on Ultron, but that would change the story entirely to shift blame on Tony. Even the other casualty accounts were ridiculously small.
-BP was just... there. Maybe GAF hyped him up too much but he wasn't really notable, it was almost absurd how many times he was cockblocked from killing Bucky. I found Wakanda interesting but it was just that after credit scenes.
-Vision doing nothing during the Airport fight. He was mostly just there to shoot down Rhodey. It would have been cool to see him try to stop both sides from fighting or minimize destruction.
-Early fights had way too much Shakey Cam + quick cuts.

Overall I think I'd put it in the upper end range of Marvel, on the same level of Avengers, not as good as TWS & Guardians.
 
I was hoping we'd get to see some Spider-Man versus BP action, but considering both of them were being propped up as unstoppable forces in their own rights it would probably be too nebulous to cover in this particular film.

I have to imagine BP's anti-metal claws could just as easily shred through webbing, though.
 
Spider-Man is stronger, has precognition and could web him. Problem solved.
Iron Man and War Machine could just drop some rockets on him.
I think spidey would lose in his current state due to inexperience and the fact that his claws could cut the web.
Not sure how effective the rockets would be since his entire suit is vibranium, plus he would tear apart their armor like paper.
Cap could and a once spidey gets some more experience I think he make things interesting
Spidey will probably be the top non-god level character after a movie or two. Depends on how much they give BP from the comics though.
 
I think spidey would lose in his current state due to inexperience and the fact that his claws could cut the web.
Not sure how effective the rockets would be since his entire suit is vibranium, plus he would tear apart their armor like paper.

Spidey will probably be the top non-god level character after a movie or two. Depends on how much they give BP from the comics.
Yeah gonna be fun to watch him grow. He's gonna be the future face of the mcu I think.
 
BP suit doesn't make him unstoppable. He's on par with Bucky and Cap for strength and durability so Spider-Man or just Ironman could wreck them. Tony's lasers are OP depending on the situation.

Aint even a contest even if you want it to be.
 
BP suit doesn't make him unstoppable. He's on par with Bucky and Cap for strength and durability so Spider-Man or just Ironman could wreck them. Tony's lasers are OP depending on the situation.

Aint even a contest even if you want it to be.

Who the Hell is Bucky?

Oh, you mean Bucket.
 
Excluding the A tier, could anyone on that list even scratch black panther besides Ant man?

Yes, Cap could take down BP. My issue with BP in this movie is he should not be able to run as fast as Cap nor should he have his skills in hand-to-hand combat or strength. He has a vibranium suit, making him tougher to take down, but Cap has him beat in strength and skill alone.

The problem is the writers wanted everyone to balance out in this movie and played it safe when it came to who fought who, making sure to give everyone a moment to showcase their skills. They basically put every character on a really similar power level in order to avoid humiliating any one character.
 
I watched it and I consider myself more of a DC fan, I thought the Russo's nailed the right level of joke/seriousness.

I agree. I would be really happy if the future MCU would be in the same tone like Civil War/Winter Soldier except for the solo movies like ant-man, spider-man and team movies like gotg that are more on the funny side. The previous movies were too fluffly and funny (which felt somewhat forced).
 
Yes, Cap could take down BP. My issue with BP in this movie is he should not be able to run as fast as Cap nor should he have his skills in hand-to-hand combat or strength. He has a vibranium suit, making him tougher to take down, but Cap has him beat in strength and skill alone.

The problem is the writers wanted everyone to balance out in this movie and played it safe when it came to who fought who, making sure to give everyone a moment to showcase their skills. They basically put every character on a really similar power level in order to avoid humiliating any one character.

Vision could have wrecked the entire team by himself but he doesn't. He knows Wanda's tricks now and is no fool.
 
Zemo tier (special tier reserved for MCU villains whose plan actually worked)
- Zemo

Super Natural
- Hulk, Thor, Vision
- SW ("glass cannon")

Super Human/Assisted Ability
- IM/WM (suit capabilities),
- Cap, BP,
- Spidey (doesn't seem to have his spider sense on lock yet and lack of experience etc)

Peak-Human
- Bucket (they made Bucky job a bit too much in this IMO considering he was "equal" to Cap in WS)
- Crossbones (see above, but I'm willing to accept that his injuries from WS bring him down)

Human/Assisted Ability
- Ant-man
- Falcon (air advantage)
- Agent 13, Black Widow, Hawkeye,

Cameo tier
- Stan Lee

Will we ever see them again tier?
- Jane Foster
- Virginia Potts
 
Seriously surprised people only realised his name now. He even told us so in the winter solider.

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Vision could have wrecked the entire team by himself but he doesn't. He knows Wanda's tricks now and is no fool.

I understand that, I'm saying everyone apart from the obvious such as Vision and SW. Even Hawkeye goes toe-to-toe with BP for a bit and we know BP would have wrecked him in an instant. Panther is cool, but he is not on the same strength or skill scale as Cap.
 
Zemo tier (special tier reserved for MCU villains whose plan actually worked)
- Zemo

His plan didn't work because he willed it, though, it would have happened regardless due to the Sokovia Accords. You could remove Zemo from the movie and the Avengers would be split because power invites challenge--which they will disagree on how to approach.
 
Fuck you guys, Bucky was the bomb in WS yo!

Yep, they nerfed the hell out of him. The only time he was a shadow of his WS self was after Zemo's triggering.

There was spider-sense in this?

In the airport fight when he's chasing Bucky and Sam, Bucky throws a piece of metal at him, he says "oh god" a good few seconds beforehand and looks behind to see it coming, this is followed by the "Hey mister, i think you dropped something" line when he tosses it back at Bucky (bucket) hiding behind a pillar.
 
Also I forgot to mention this but I'm glad they touched upon Tony's anxiety again, I was complaining about it before the movie came out, how he still kept building robots after the end of IM3. It looks like they picked up on that by having Pepper separate from him and gave him even more reasons to support the accords.
 
In the airport scene, spidey vs falcon and Bucket, he sees something thrown from behind coming, says "oh god", or something similar, then tosses it back. I think that's the only time it was really there.
That and he says he needs the welding goggles because his senses are overwhelming him

I wish Netflix and MCU were in the same universe really so DD could teach him things about blocking stuff out
 
I agree. I would be really happy if the future MCU would be in the same tone like Civil War/Winter Soldier except for the solo movies like ant-man, spider-man and team movies like gotg that are more on the funny side. The previous movies were too fluffly and funny (which felt somewhat forced).

The Whedon effect.
 
Yes, Cap could take down BP. My issue with BP in this movie is he should not be able to run as fast as Cap nor should he have his skills in hand-to-hand combat or strength. He has a vibranium suit, making him tougher to take down, but Cap has him beat in strength skill alone
Eh, we're not 100% sure on BP's strength or skill right now. It'll come down to how they frame his backstory(since you pretty much have to be the best warrior in the land to get bp mantle) and if they use wakanda's version of the super soldier serum. I'd assume he's taken the serum/drug since he kept up with cap and bucket pretty easily
There was spider-sense in this?
Sorta, he didn't come out and say he had spider sense but pretty much described it. There things in the movie he shouldn't of even got hit by, but I'll chalk that up to lack of experience
 
Panther has trained since a child in combat that's the very nature of his culture. And he is either powered by their gods or heart shaped herb. Not to mention he is highly intelligent.

He is easily caps equal and Buckys superior.
 
Yes, Cap could take down BP. My issue with BP in this movie is he should not be able to run as fast as Cap nor should he have his skills in hand-to-hand combat or strength. He has a vibranium suit, making him tougher to take down, but Cap has him beat in strength and skill alone.

The problem is the writers wanted everyone to balance out in this movie and played it safe when it came to who fought who, making sure to give everyone a moment to showcase their skills. They basically put every character on a really similar power level in order to avoid humiliating any one character.

Black Panther is supposed to be a enhanced human as well. I would say that he's a super soldier but in this movie he seems more like a super ninja lol.

He is easily caps equal and Buckys superior.

I think Panther ended up having the upper hand because unlike Bucky he actually seems to have martial training. Bucky seems to use only his upper torse and the raw force of his arm.

Dude is literally just a super soldier lol.
 
His plan didn't work because he willed it, though, it would have happened regardless due to the Sokovia Accords. You could remove Zemo from the movie and the Avengers would be split because power invites challenge--which they will disagree on how to approach.

Without Zemo
- no Bucky framing
- no UN bombing
- no confrontation at the airport because Cap wants to find the fake psychiatrist and prove Bucky didn't bomb the UN
- no trip to Siberian bunker to expose the truth behind the Stark's deaths
- no Cap/IM final fight.


The accords did indeed divide opinion. But alone, they wouldn't have done those things or caused the situation to escalate in the way that it did.
 
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