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Christina Aguilera
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Oh fuck off Mimi, you heavily medicated washed-up has-been
Go prance around with butterflies under rainbows and shit
middle-aged "eternally 12" child-woman.
She is such a cunt!
Besides age, weight, possibly bad make up it seems like she did some kind of surgery or botox in the past 6 years.
Never again can she reach the former glory.
Her face will never look real.
TheLastCandle
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Just popping in to say that she was impossibly hot in the Dirty video. Impossibly hot and greasy.
TrAcEr_x90
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I actually wouldnt say shes horrendous....actually kind of an attractive heavy set girl, minus that white leapord print photo, that one is pretty bad....
I hope she can get close, but that tier is forever gone.
Crumpet Trumpet
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I think she'd still look great if she toned down the makeup/bleached hair.
Mariah Carey
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Hey now, I have nothing against Ms. Aguilera. I'll keep her in my prayers, in fact.
You could be wrong.
This is her 2003
and then 2004
She did it before, she can do it again.
Meus Renaissance
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Those are really just unflattering pictures
she's still way out of your league.
I think she looks beautiful in the photo with this dress. Okay shes put on weight but its not like shes Jabba
luckyboyceo
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This thread makes me so unbelievably sad.
She's so clueless.
Who hasn't slain this clown so far? Punched right out of the gate by Britney, ignored by Madonna, roasted by Gaga.
And now Adele is setting fire to her wig as the voice of the generation. What a mess. I guess only Jessica Simpson remains below her in the hierarchy.
VisionaryQuest0
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I still have the poster from that issue.
Phonomezer
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Hi sis, I haven't seen you on the race track lately.
... though I never really see you since you're always behind.
Phonomezer
Banned
Been stompin' on dresses
Jessica Biel hasn't been seen since.
Jessica Biel hasn't been seen since.
Phonomezer
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She's confused and angered at how Biel's dress should appear under her foot.
Hypereides
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I never was in the Cake league. Trust me, not my thing man.
wtf triggered you?
2004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_DMQhEUfrM
2005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ziH4CGN3E
2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVZ6STDJOfY
2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3wyv5iflk
2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QamBjbi1W_k
2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2hvtSVF1I
2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJEzV8F7QQ
I don't know what hierarchy you're going by, but Christina has been a consistent force throughout all those years not showing any signs of diminishing her impeccable talent and artistry.
Your fav could never.
When was the last time Britney wasn't such a pathetic embarrassment?
2002?
Vicetrailia
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Definitely not so hot without makeup as a big girl.
Still can't decide if she has nice feet.
I like her super blonde moments with long hair, she baaaad.
Still can't decide if she has nice feet.
I like her super blonde moments with long hair, she baaaad.
Ummm...
Much as I don't like her voice (it's got this slightly irritating, somewhat metallic(?) (not sure how to describe it) timbre to it), but Beyonce has a good claim for that, too. She's quite proficient technically.
Lasthope106
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I don't usually post in these type of threads but DAYUUUUMMM on the April pics. She's looking like a real woman should look like.
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