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[Maddness]

This is what I said. I feel so old.



Correct instinct. Dem legs, my god.

How old are you? Plus nickel bitch is something close to my heart. I coined the phrase back in 2011 in a Christina Aguilera th........... huh.

 

[Cynosure]

new pics
at the skyrim launch event

 

[AbsoluteZero]

So...is this fat or not? I can't really tell what the definition of that is anymore.

 

[dabig2]

Fat changes for everyone. I'd say she's....heavier. Especially for her small frame.

Still pretty even when we ignore the 10 lbs of makeup.

 

[clemenx]

There's something weird on here face on the 1st pic, that I've noticed on recent pictures as well, anyone else sees it?
I can't quite put my finger on what it is, it seems like her nose or her jaw are bigger, lol.

Still hot btw.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

She looks uncomfortable (those boots look like torture to wear), but not hideous. Her face is kinda puffy looking but that's probably the overdone makeup. I dunno. She looks like someone's aunt. Regular.

 

[PantherLotus]

Would've.

 

[FairyD]

wait Skyrim has a launch party? What's the point?

 

[Antakken]

Hell naw!

 

[dream]

Xtina at a video game launch party saddens me. That shit is for the Stacy Keiblers and Brody Jenners of the world.

 

[Cynosure]

So...is this fat or not? I can't really tell what the definition of that is anymore.

fat.

 

[HollovVpo1nt]

Fat Christina reminds me that flabber dude from Beetleborgs

 

[∀ Narayan]

2010 Christina = Waifu!

 

[Cynosure]

Xtina at a video game launch party saddens me. That shit is for the Stacy Keiblers and Brody Jenners of the world.

she's actually a videogamer.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news/video-game-nerd-christina-aguilera_1221955
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/christina-aguilera-classic-game-fanatic-719.html

but she's a bit of a Nintendo fangirl and into old arcade, so Skyrim is not her type.



her boyfriend probably dragged her into it

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Her awesome boobs are gone. Such is the travesty of post-pregnancy.

 

[Insane Metal]

new pics
at the skyrim launch event

Damn, there must be like 300t of make up on her face. Ugly.

 

[Cynosure]

2010 Christina = Waifu!

she was filming her movie there.
here's a still

 

[Cynosure]

 

[Cynosure]

Feb 2010

Feb 2012

 

[JumpingTheGun]

someone make that shit an avatar. im dying over here. It looks like shes squeezing out a fart.

 

[Phonomezer]

That picture is hilarious

She should change her name to Svetlana.

 

[Manp]

she was filming her movie there.
here's a still

nnngghg so pretty

 

[Wool]

I love my body...my boyfriend loooves my body.

Christina on the rebound? I guess he must not have seen her Super Bowl performance.

 

[G_Berry]

fat.

Them teets!!!

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!

 

[hateradio]

someone make that shit an avatar. im dying over here. It looks like shes squeezing out a fart.

 

[El'Kharn]

lol wow can i have that?

 

[Slayer-33]

DAT butch face

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I made a visual aid of my own to express my feelings on this...

No doubt THIS = BEST Christina.

Good Lord, I've never seen a woman her age yo-yo on the hotness scale as much as she has. Her weight fluctuations alone are shocking, but it changes her hotness level completely.

 

[Cynosure]

No doubt THIS = BEST Christina.

*one of her best.
She was really pretty in the video after

the song being equally as gorgeous.
Hurt and Aint No Other Man videos were pretty awesome too.





Back to Basics Christina was such a godsend.

 

[santouras]

Feb 2010
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2010/01/aguilera-marieclaire/christina-aguilera-marie-claire-february-2010-cover-03.jpg[IMG]


Feb 2012
[IMG]http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2012/01/aguilera-mc/christina-aguilera-marie-claire-february-2012-01.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

photoshop is just as effective a year later?

not to question her attractiveness but to use a mag cover as a barometer of it is a little insane

 

[Mully]

I still would.

 

[Hypereides]

new pics
at the skyrim launch event

I dont see the problem. Shes got curves in all the right places.

 

[lenovox1]

I dont see the problem. Shes got curves in all the right places.

You're right. She looks fine when she's not trying to stuff her new size 10-12 frame into size 2-4 wardrobe. I just wish someone would get her out of her leggings and into some real pants.

 

[Cynosure]

photoshop is just as effective a year later?

not to question her attractiveness but to use a mag cover as a barometer of it is a little insane

Marie Claire are not exessive witht their touch-ups.


Here's the difference between the one used for the magazine and an untouched photo.

not much difference.








more from that shoot

:3

This year's untouched photoshoot should released sometime soon.

 

[Cynosure]

I just wish someone would get her out of her leggings and into some real pants.

lol
Practically every single time she was seen out for the past few years, she's been in leggings.

 

[Mully]

Put her in some jeans and things that fit and no one will be complaining. She's got curves, she ain't fat.

 

[triplestation]

''eh. sort of want''

 

[noah111]

Is that a shadow i'm seein there or....

 

[akira28]

^This is relevant to my interests.

 

[dskillzhtown]

You're right. She looks fine when she's not trying to stuff her new size 10-12 frame into size 2-4 wardrobe. I just wish someone would get her out of her leggings and into some real pants.

THAT is the problem. She has no idea how to dress for her current size.

 

[RyanardoDaVinci]

Is that a shadow i'm seein there or....

Massive camel toe.

 

[Jharp]

I love fat girls. As long as they've still got the faces, and at least nice and busty. I met a fatty off OKCupid and we've had some good times.

 

[Slayer-33]

HOLY CAMEL TOE'S BATMAN!

 

[Zoramon089]

HOLY CAMEL TOE'S BATMAN!

 

[Cynosure]

Ya, Christina is well endowed...















in many areas

nsfw?



including talent, wealth, fame, generosity, and charisma.

 

[ThisWreckage]

I made a visual aid of my own to express my feelings on this...

No doubt THIS = BEST Christina.

Good Lord, I've never seen a woman her age yo-yo on the hotness scale as much as she has. Her weight fluctuations alone are shocking, but it changes her hotness level completely.

Good god, yes. Especially in that pink dress.

 

[Boozeroony]

Ugh. Fake veiny tits.

 

[Angry Fork]

I wish she'd get rid of the blonde hair and bright red lipstick. It doesn't look nice at all but I don't like blondes in general. I don't care about the weight shit.

 

[Speedymanic]

Ugh. Fake veiny tits.

She has breast implants? Didn't she have a kid recently? Would explain why her boobs are 'veiny'.

 

[Cynosure]