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[ZephyrFate]

LaMichael James never smiles.

If he were to smile, even Cam Newton would get scared.

 

[Meier]

Yeah, Muschamp news is everywhere now. Turd Ferguson has a good in at UF. :lol

 

[mre]

What a horrible season to be a Texas Longhorn.

Man.

 

[Lonestar]

Cam Newton reminds me a lot of Reggie Bush in interviews.

Damn he has the most shit eating grin of all time. It's like, "I can't believe I got away with this shit!".

Reason why I hope there's a Meteor in his future.


So, BOOM MOTHERFUCKER is going to Florida. How are the Texas guys feeling about this? Year or two ago, I'd figure a meltdown would be in order. But he currently might be viewed as Greg Davis Jr

 

[crowphoenix]

I would never have expected that Florida would go after Muschamp.

 

[bluemax]

Actually going back and looking at it, Reggie didn't come across nearly as cocky about it as Cam is right now.

 

[jjasper]

Time for the Meltdown.

 

[chuckddd]

Andrew Luck will hit you.

 

[MWS Natural]

Andrew Luck and Kellen Moore = Geniuses
Cam Newton = Dumb Athlete

 

[jagowar]

Didn't see him leaving but if florida comes calling for the head job he would be kinda stupid to stay as the dc (even with the hc in waiting thing)..... mack better stay away from deruyter as the replacement.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Actually going back and looking at it, Reggie didn't come across nearly as cocky about it as Cam is right now.

Skip Bayless made the Cam=OJ comparison, which actually kind of works as far as looks. Speaking of, does OJ get a Heisman vote still?

 

[giga]

 

[justjohn]

Andrew Luck and Kellen Moore = Geniuses
Cam Newton = Dumb Athlete

This is America dude.

 

[bluemax]

In a few years this Heisman show is gonna be hilarious to look back on.

"I'm just gonna take this as a business trip."

 

[Talon]

Cam Newton reminds me a lot of Reggie Bush in interviews.

Damn he has the most shit eating grin of all time. It's like, "I can't believe I got away with this shit!".

Cam seems more natural on camera than Reggie was.

I wish there was a Paul Hornung Cam.

 

[deadbeef]

In a few years this Heisman show is gonna be hilarious to look back on.

"I'm just gonna take this as a business trip."

Lol a truly unfortunate choice of words

 

[mre]

In a few years this Heisman show is gonna be hilarious to look back on.

"I'm just gonna take this as a business trip."

Who said that?

 

[my name is ed]

I think being a Texas fan has made me suicidal.

Congrats Florida, you got a food one ;_;

 

[MWS Natural]

 

[Battlezone]

"My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes..."

Cam's trollin'

 

[Lonestar]

When in doubt, throw in a Military Props comment!

 

[acksman]

He has said at least 4 things that have been a bit odd, maybe that subconscious is getting to him.

 

[cashman]

What a weak ass speech.

 

[bluemax]

Who said that?

Cam Newton on his stay at Blinn College.

 

[mre]

Cam Newton on his stay at Blinn College.

Really?

I've got to give the man props. He's a cocky mofo.

 

[my name is ed]

I'M drunk and depressed ;(
why have have you forsaken us muschamp?

 

[bluemax]

108 people didn't vote for Cam.

18 fewer votes than last year.

 

[mre]

What a weak ass speech.

Yes, Newton's speech this year and Ingram's speech last year are about as far apart as they could possibly be.

 

[Plinko]

I think being a Texas fan has made me suicidal.

Congrats Florida, you got a food one ;_;

Rex Ryan took the Florida job?

 

[Chris R]

Anyone taking an over/under on how long it will be before this one is vacated?

 

[MrJames]

Time for the Meltdown.

Damn...

Mack Has Bungled This Program...And Then Gave It Face AIDS

:lol

Not the hire I was expecting but I look forward to his intensity.

 

[giga]

Let’s go oregon!

 

[Chumly]

Time for the Meltdown.

Holy shit there are some epic meltdowns :lol :lol

 

[Lonestar]

:lol @ Bear attempting to recruit Craig James' girlfriend to Alabama, so that he would follow.

 

[mre]

:lol @ Bear attempting to recruit Craig James' girlfriend to Alabama, so that he would follow.

Fucking dodged a bullet on that one.

 

[JohnsonUT]

Holy shit there are some epic meltdowns :lol :lol

To be fair we no longer have any coaches, the future plans are gone, and our recruits have no reason to stick around.

 

[Lonestar]

SMU calling the Southern Miss coaches a bunch of Crackers? :lol. What state did they think they're in?

 

[mre]

To be fair we no longer have any coaches, the future plans are gone, and our recruits have no reason to stick around.

I wonder if Malcolm Brown would look good in Crimson? I'm thinking, "yes."

 

[JohnsonUT]

I wonder if Malcolm Brown would look good in Crimson? I'm thinking, "yes."

I would trade Brown for Smart.

 

[bluemax]

I wonder if Malcolm Brown would look good in Cardinal? I'm thinking, "yes."

I agree.

 

[mre]

I would trade Brown for Smart.

You'll probably buy Smart, unless Bama ponies up to keep him. I think he got a jump up last year in pay to ~$750k, but I think Muschamp was making around a cool $1m, so you guys have some bargaining room.

 

[mre]

I agree.

Pffft. You guys are hampered by Kiffin and scholarship limitations. We always have room to take more players, and, if not, we'll just shuffle some kids off to the retirement home in medical hardship land.

Edit: Interestingly enough, AU RB Mario Fanin is selling his rap tracks at $200 bucks a pop: http://supermario.bandcamp.com/track/girl-like-you-i-just-want I wonder how many lily white AU boosters have suddenly become fans of hip hop.

 

[crowphoenix]

Edit: Interestingly enough, AU RB Mario Fanin is selling his rap tracks at $200 bucks a pop: http://supermario.bandcamp.com/track/girl-like-you-i-just-want I wonder how many lily white AU boosters have suddenly become fans of hip hop.

What are you you asking? Are you trying to impugn the strong moral character of the AU boosters? Why they've ALWAYS been fans of Mario Fanin's rap.

 

[mre]

What are you you asking? Are you trying to impugn the strong moral character of the AU boosters? Why they've ALWAYS been fans of Mario Fanin's rap.

So true. Rich white guys in the state of Alabama are world renowned for their strong moral compasses.

 

[DominoKid]

Edit: Interestingly enough, AU RB Mario Fanin is selling his rap tracks at $200 bucks a pop: http://supermario.bandcamp.com/track/girl-like-you-i-just-want I wonder how many lily white AU boosters have suddenly become fans of hip hop.

lmfao. thats brilliant

 

[jjasper]

To be fair we no longer have any coaches, the future plans are gone, and our recruits have no reason to stick around.

How do you think Florida fans feel? They just hired a defensive coordinator from a 5-7 team with no head coaching experience.

 

[mre]

How do you think Florida fans feel? They just hired a defensive coordinator from a 5-7 team with no head coaching experience.

Don't forget that Applewhite was the OC for a team that lost to ULM.

 

[AlteredBeast]

How do you think Florida fans feel? They just hired a defensive coordinator from a 5-7 team with no head coaching experience.

I see your point, but I don't think defense was entirely Texas problem this season. Since he has been there, they have almost always been outstanding on defense.

 

[crowphoenix]

How do you think Florida fans feel? They just hired a defensive coordinator from a 5-7 team with no head coaching experience.

:lol Ice cold.

 

[JohnsonUT]

I see your point, but I don't think defense was entirely Texas problem this season. Since he has been there, they have almost always been outstanding on defense.

Look at the bright side. Any of Texas' top ranked recruits can now be Florida's top ranked recruits.