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[M3d10n]

- Has "Final" in the name
- Walks in place like an 8-bit Final Fantasy character sprite

 

[Timedog]

All these robotics n00bs with their robots doing these tiny little baby steps, probably using some elementary stochastic markov model AI thinking their cool when the obvious solution is a vector-symmetric delta transforms with weighted Chebyshev formants. What a joke.

 

[Übermatik]

Why does FEDOR sound like such a Soviet name?

COME ALONG FEDOR, WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO FOR MOTHERLAND. *Robot waddles*

Spoiler

This is, of course, a highly irrelevant joke today. But still.

 

[stilgar]

It's Barry v1.0.
We need a Katya.

 

[andythinkpad]

FEDOR OUT

Fedor demonstrating one hit kill.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

[in robotic voice]

How do you do m'lady would you like me to destroy all male pigs? It is no big deal, I am just a nice guybot

 

[Exentryk]

Impressive.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

The first Cylon

 

[SLV]

You thought it was Google all along, but no, it was Russians that made skyņet.

 

[BrassDragon]

What, ANOTHER article about Donald Trump?

 

[NYR94]

They already made one of these back in the 70s. Had synthetic skin and hair and wore clothes.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

In soviet Russia, FEDOR-A tips you.

 

[texhnolyze]

So, are they planning to build millions of this thing and conquer Europe soon?

 

[akileese]

I was confused as to why just now someone was making a thread about Fedor Emelianenko a decade after he was last relevant so this makes a lot more sense. This robot will almost certainly kill someone.