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Cringe Thread

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 

MetalAlien

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
lol I like this guy... gonna miss him!
 

Blue Apple

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To the people giving her money what the fuck son?
I wonder if there's soap in the water. I was going to buy some and drink it, but I don't want to drink soap. That would be gross and not something a normal person like me would do.
 

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Brazil's biggest YouTuber, this bozo called Felipe Neto, is a nutty left-wing that takes every chance to criticize the current Bolsonaro government. For a little bit of context, this government is like Trump's meaning that it is criticized every little second for stupid stuff that doesn't matter (it has a lot of faults, but they nitpick everything).

Felipe decided to mock the new government slogan for tourism, which is "BRAZIL, VISIT AND LOVE US".

And he said in his tweet that it means "Brazil, visit and love the United States" because he is a dumbfuck and he didn't know that what us (we) means. He then erased the tweet and stated it was a joke, when it clearly wasn't. He also says he is fluent in English and that he has a Harvard degree.

So much cringe.

 

Scopa

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Brazil's biggest YouTuber, this bozo called Felipe Neto, is a nutty left-wing that takes every chance to criticize the current Bolsonaro government. For a little bit of context, this government is like Trump's meaning that it is criticized every little second for stupid stuff that doesn't matter (it has a lot of faults, but they nitpick everything).

Felipe decided to mock the new government slogan for tourism, which is "BRAZIL, VISIT AND LOVE US".

And he said in his tweet that it means "Brazil, visit and love the United States" because he is a dumbfuck and he didn't know that what us (we) means. He then erased the tweet and stated it was a joke, when it clearly wasn't. He also says he is fluent in English and that he has a Harvard degree.

So much cringe.



Is that what you call “Cuck Face”?
 
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iconmasterX

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This one may be a little too disturbing. In a Reedit AMA, a woman claims she breastfed till age 15 (later reveals it was even longer) and as the details slowly emerge the audience starts to realize she was probably being groomed by her mother.

I think you'll definitely cringe, though.