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[Kevyt]

If Trump becomes president does that mean I get to go to jail or become a national threat to homeland security?

I mean, according to him I'm a rapist, I sell drugs and help terrorists plot against 'Murica. I'm also a sodomite and an abomination.

He wouldn't be able to deport me unless he changes some laws so I wonder if President Trump has a special place for people like me. o/

 

[Bsigg12]

There will be so much popcorn eaten between now and next year. These debates are so entertaining just for how dumb they have become.

 

[The Cowboy]

If you fall off a horse you don't give up riding, you get back on the horse. Never stop trying.

?.

You shoot the horse, cook it and then eat it - and then you buy a motorbike.

 

[Screaming Meat]

voting isn't a joke

Yeah it is.

 

[freenudemacusers]

If Trump becomes president does that mean I get to go to jail or become a national threat to homeland security?

I mean, according to him I'm a rapist, I sell drugs and help terrorists plot against 'Murica. I'm also a sodomite and an abomination.

He wouldn't be able to deport unless he changes some laws so I wonder if President Trump has a special place for people like me. o/

you can just say mexican next time

 

[roytheone]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

The person you guys put into the oval office WILL influence the lives of people in the rest of the world. And the only thing we can do is watch and hope you don't fuck up.......again.

 

[FortuneFaded]

?.

You shoot the horse, cook it and then eat it - and then you buy a motorbike.

The Cowboy
Member
(Today, 07:41 PM)

I guess you would know better then I do.

 

[Odrion]

I want to support Trump like an apocalyptic cultist.

Trump will end the age of fire and bring forth the dark age of man.

 

[params7]

Do you realize that people suffer and die as a result of decisions made by unqualified leaders? Not to mention the impact on the environment, scientific progress, the international community, the health and education of our kids and grandkids...

For what it's worth, Trump was vocally against the Iraq war from the start.

But then again, he says he wants to bomb Isis and reconsider the Iran deal (which in turn, imo, will result in a more destabilized middle east). At the same time, part of me thinks Trump is just bs'ing when he says he'll go to war with ISIS immediately. I don't know. I don't think even he knows what he's going to do.

 

[Oberon]

I am pretty sure OP is drunk or think this joke is funny. Aren't idiots at power hilarious? Imagine all the wars that could happen! Imagine the economical disasters that could affect the whole world!

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

I'm a Mexican that plans to move to the states in the next few years, so hopefully not.

 

[Scoops]

I'm a Mexican that plans to move to the states in the next few years, so hopefully not.

If you do it legally you'll be fine

Matter fact you'll get to go through a big beautiful door.

 

[hobblygobbly]

If Trump is to be elected there would be a larger issue in the U.S than Trump himself, it would be just about the majority that would've voted him in and that's what's scary. Trump would either a) destroy the U.S and the world or b) the fact of voting him in and seeing the results would show the people that voted him in what is wrong with everything and their thought process. Thus Trump would indirectly save just about the majority of the U.S way of thinking in politics/society. Maybe he is a blessing in disguise.

 

[Neo C.]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

Tell that to the drone victims.

It affects to the world so much that I'm more interested in the US presidential campaign than in my own country's election this year.

 

[Lord Virgin]

Do it America. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Terra Firma]

If you do it legally you'll be fine

Matter fact you'll get to go through a big beautiful door.

Yeah, it's called a body scanner.

 

[Lulubop]

fuck this racist piece of shit.

This shit is not funny.

 

[FortuneFaded]

If you do it legally you'll be fine

Matter fact you'll get to go through a big beautiful door.

There will always be a way even if you don't have legal permission:

(In Trump's imagination)

Do it America. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Blargonaut]

Oh come on, some of you really need to lighten up. We're on a gaming forum. I highly doubt OP's obvious joke thread will convince the preeminently pragmatic and intelligent select membership of NeoGAF into actually voting for Trump.

Right?

 

[Dicer]

The fact he I'd even getting g time and attention is both the best and worst thing about this country...

 

[unholyrevenger72]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

Anything that effects America effects the world

 

[Svartafaran]

If you fall off a horse you don't give up riding, you get back on the horse. Never stop trying.

what?

 

[Sub_Level]

I'm a Mexican that plans to move to the states in the next few years, so hopefully not.

If you do it legally, then there's no problem.

If you do it illegally, then it doesn't matter who is president because it's gonna take forever until we get nationwide immigration reform anyway. It depends on where you go within the US at that point. Different cities and states have different rules. Different sentiments towards illegals.

 

[Kevyt]

you can just say mexican next time

Off topic: Your post title reminded me of the cheesy music video Halfbreed by the one and only Cher. :3

 

[FortuneFaded]

I highly doubt OP's obvious joke thread will convince the preeminently pragmatic and intelligent select membership of NeoGAF into voting for Trump.

 

[Auto_aim1]

Not an American but I feel like Trump is not serious about all this lol. Probably trying to help Hillary or w/e.

 

[Darth Karja]

and qualified ones

I just looked up when the election is and it's November 2016! Bit early for all this isn't it?

This is America. Its never too early.

Spoiler

It really is too early.

 

[KnightWolf]

I hope Trump gets elected and bombs your country OP

I laughed a lot. Thanks dude )))))

 

[ClosingADoor]

and qualified ones

I just looked up when the election is and it's November 2016! Bit early for all this isn't it?

For some reasons America needs like two years to make up their minds in elections while the rest of the world can do it in a few weeks. Waste of time and money.

 

[Rhaknar]

this"vote for Trump because it would be funny" shit is already old and it just started

 

[GeekyDad]

This isn't a joke. Millions of people are affected by the policies enacted by the POTUS.

Yes, millions of people are always affected, but it's always a fucking joke.

 

[Skellig Gra]

Unfortunately, it is not for us to decide. It is up to you, the American posters of this forum to vote for what is right. I do not care whether you are Democrat or Republican, black or white, male or female, Celtics or Lakers, Yankees or Red Sox; this is too good of an opportunity to just throw away for just petty differences.

Do what is right.

Because it will be hilarious.

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World.

If you are not already registered: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

OP go to hell and...

 

[old manatee]

I'm voting for Trump.

 

[ISOM]

GTFOH OP

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

Spoiler

You guys can relax, there is zero chance of Trump winning the primary, let alone becoming President. No harm in laughing about it.

Famous last words.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'm voting for Trump.

 

[Dr Prob]

Matter fact you'll get to go through a big beautiful door.

That door is amazing. Probably -- you might say I'm biased, but who cares -- the best door in the world.

Remember finalizing that deal over dinner with Arthur Blank -- very successful businessman, made a lot of money, the man knows doors -- and thinking that it would be the greatest door.

And it was. Of course. My wife Melanoma -- isn't she wonderful? Came to the ribbon cutting ceremony -- just a fantastic ceremony, everyone was happy to have us there, should have seen their faces -- and it was great. Would I have liked for the rest of my family to be there? Sure. But they were off hunting big game and all that. Kids. The most amazing kids, but they're kids. Do you have kids? Seems like they'd be losers, but that's just from the outside looking in. They could be amazing, like the fine folks at Home Depot. You know what they say at Home Depot? More -- what is it again? More saving. More doing.

That's great. I don't need to save, I have billions of dollars, but it's a great slogan.

 

[G.ZZZ]

This guy is like Berlusconi 2.0.

Americans will vote him.

 

[ISOM]

This guy is like Berlusconi 2.0.

Americans will vote him.

Because Americans voted for Berlusconi before? There has never been a guy like Trump in the general election and it's not like Democrats won't have a viable candidate. Trump ain't getting elected. People really just trolling for the laughs are perplexing and fucking insane.

 

[afternoon delight]

 

[Paskil]

So basically, there's one reason to vote for Trump and a million to not.

 

[Blue Lou]

(In Trump's imagination)

It would need "TRUMP" emblazoned across the wall.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Can this thread act as a garbage dump for all of the ironic posts saying they'll vote for Trump? The joke has already been run into the ground so hard, it's beyond recognition.

 

[Pinko Marx]

If The Donald makes it past the primaries, we deserves him as a President.

 

[FortuneFaded]

It would need "TRUMP" emblazoned across the wall.

Probably on the American side; why would rapists need to see his name?

So basically, there's one reason to vote for Trump and a million to not.

I like those odds!

Can this thread act as a garbage dump for all of the ironic posts saying they'll vote for Trump? The joke has already been run into the ground so hard, it's beyond recognition.

Is that snow or salt in your avatar?

 

[afternoon delight]

I don't even see why he needs a VP, easily worth both positions.

 

[Sch1sm]

proud chins,

You had me there, OP.

 

[Jawbreaker]

I'll vote Trump if he can get Jesse Ventura as his VP.

You are not ready, America!

 

[FortuneFaded]

I don't even see why he needs a VP, easily worth both positions.

Trump/Trump 2016!

 

[M.W.]

voting isn't a joke

Sure it is!