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[FortuneFaded]

The world can be a miserable place sometimes. ISIS, Ebola, war, famine, natural disasters, etc. Some people in these situations turn to God. I turn to an even higher power.

Look at this magnificent man. Those steely eyes, determined eyebrows, proud chins, skin for which oranges were named after, hair that won't quit; regardless of how many times it hands in its resignation notice. This my friends, is the solution, for laughter can unite the world. If the rest of the world is laughing at the fact that Donald Trump is the President of America then perhaps wounds can heal. Icecaps will unmelt, forest fires will recede, pandas will mate. Why would Israeli & Palestinians not get along when they are watching Trump's inauguration where is hair is frantically trying to leave his body? How could North & South Korea not unite and begin worshipping a new Great Leader?

Unfortunately, it is not for us to decide. It is up to you, the American posters of this forum to vote for what is right. I do not care whether you are Democrat or Republican, black or white, male or female, Celtics or Lakers, Yankees or Red Sox; this is too good of an opportunity to just throw away for just petty differences.

Do what is right.

Because it will be hilarious.

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World.

If you are not already registered: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

 

[Admiral Woofington]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

 

[Volimar]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[daviyoung]

mah feller Mericans

 

[Princess Viola]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

.

 

[djplaeskool]

 

[Siegcram]

voting isn't a joke

 

[Grasshopper]

Just imagine he would win. What a horrible day that would be.

 

[Lime]

This isn't a joke. Millions of people are affected by the policies enacted by the POTUS.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

ISIS can't attack you if they're too busy laughing.

 

[Mass Effect]

wish I could find the Mitt Romney version

 

[HUELEN10]

Not gonna lie OP, I hope it doesn't end up being Hilary vs Trump, and Though I wouldn't vote if that were the case, unless there was some serious VP choice bullshit, I'd be rooting for Trump too.

 

[Dishwalla]

Pretty sure voting for Donald Trump would be one of those things I'd look back on 20 years from now and regret. So no, won't be making that mistake.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

apparently the op is unaware that us policies can help/harm the rest of the world

 

[jtb]

You're the very first person to suggest ironically voting for a bad president! Wow! You're so funny! Hahahahaha!

 

[Monocle]

Do you realize that people suffer and die as a result of decisions made by unqualified leaders? Not to mention the impact on the environment, scientific progress, the international community, the health and education of our kids and grandkids...

 

[rokkerkory]

Do you realize that people suffer and die as a result of decisions made by unqualified leaders?

This has gotta be a joke thread by the OP

 

[daviyoung]

Do you realize that people suffer and die as a result of decisions made by unqualified leaders?

and qualified ones

I just looked up when the election is and it's November 2016! Bit early for all this isn't it?

 

[Majine]

I for one welcome our chinese and mexican overlords.

 

[Jarrod38]

And the new National Anthem when he wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o

 

[Cyan]

Spoiler

You guys can relax, there is zero chance of Trump winning the primary, let alone becoming President. No harm in laughing about it.

 

[chronic_archaic]

I abstain.

 

[shadyspace]

I hope Trump gets elected and bombs your country OP

 

[Fushin]

We had eight years of hilarity with Bush II already. Please, no more.

 

[HylianTom]

If he's still viable when he gets to my state's primary vote, I'm all-in for Donald. He'll be an easy win for the Democrats.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Spoiler

You guys can relax, there is zero chance of Trump winning the primary, let alone becoming President. No harm in laughing about it.

You say that, but that quite clearly isn't even his final form

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

We could finally build the Wall and keep the Others out.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

There would be no safe place in the world from POTUS Trump.

 

[PeskyToaster]

I will do my part, for you OP, and for all of us.

 

[Monocle]

This has gotta be a joke thread by the OP

Yeah, but still.

I'll admit that President Trump is a hilarious idea in the abstract.

and qualified ones

I just looked up when the election is and it's November 2016! Bit early for all this isn't it?

Nah, the clown show is well underway. That Republican debate was really something.

Spoiler

You guys can relax, there is zero chance of Trump winning the primary, let alone becoming President. No harm in laughing about it.

No way! His power level doesn't even register on my scouter!

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Then you could have a reality show featuring the president.

The Elitist.
"You're Annexed!"

 

[Mass Effect]

If Trump does win, does that mean I get to claim Asylum in Europe or Canada?

It might be worth it for that...

 

[freenudemacusers]

hottest first lady of all time tho

 

[params7]

So the world might be mended.

 

[FortuneFaded]

This has gotta be a joke thread by the OP

I think claiming that Trump being elected would affect the icecaps would be the giveaway

And the new National Anthem when he wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o

I can't wait until the likes of Christina Aguilera take 5 seconds to sing every word like the current anthem is usually sung.

 

[Luigi87]

If Trump does win, does that mean I get to claim Asylum in Europe or Canada?

It might be worth it for that...

If the current Prime Minister wins again this October... highly unlikely there, lol

 

[SchrodingerC]

 

[FortuneFaded]

Yeah, but still.

I'll admit that President Trump is a hilarious idea in the abstract.

So this is the question, do you go with your head or do you go with your heart?

 

[samn]

It's always funny when it doesn't affect you.

If you think the POTUS has no effect on the rest of the world... I'm not sure what to say.

I wish I had a vote.

 

[HUELEN10]

Spoiler

You guys can relax, there is zero chance of Trump winning the primary, let alone becoming President. No harm in laughing about it.

If there is one thing prior elections taught me, it's that anything's possible.

 

[Blargonaut]

If Trump is Emperor, who will be Apprentice

 

[Monocle]

If Trump is Emperor, who will be Apprentice

Darth Palin.

 

[barik]

Remember when Bush was president, and everyone thought he was an idiot and it would be sort of hilarious?

Yeah. A lot of fucking fun that was.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

If Trump is Emperor, who will be Apprentice

Sean Combs.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Remember when Bush was president, and everyone thought he was an idiot and it would be sort of hilarious?

Yeah. A lot of fucking fun that was.

USA is still #1 tho.

with trump we might be #1 and #2

 

[Deleted member 125677]

What the world really needs right now: yet another nut job with access to nuclear weapons. As if Netanyahu, Putin and Kim Jong-Un wasn't entertainment enough

 

[FtsH]

 

[FriedConsole]

People live in a insular world where they spend all day on the Internet and just think Trump could be good for some lulz and memes. Even if you are not American, America going into ruin would have worldwide consequences and people will be in trouble if this crazy person became president. Trump becoming president is not funny and would, I am saying this without hyperbole, would cause a world of chaos. Seriously go fuck yourself if you just want to be entertained by a Trump presidency.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

We've just had one unqualified joke of a president before Obama, we don't need another.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Remember when Bush was president, and everyone thought he was an idiot and it would be sort of hilarious?

Yeah. A lot of fucking fun that was.

If you fall off a horse you don't give up riding, you get back on the horse. Never stop trying.