FortuneFaded
Member
The world can be a miserable place sometimes. ISIS, Ebola, war, famine, natural disasters, etc. Some people in these situations turn to God. I turn to an even higher power.
Look at this magnificent man. Those steely eyes, determined eyebrows, proud chins, skin for which oranges were named after, hair that won't quit; regardless of how many times it hands in its resignation notice. This my friends, is the solution, for laughter can unite the world. If the rest of the world is laughing at the fact that Donald Trump is the President of America then perhaps wounds can heal. Icecaps will unmelt, forest fires will recede, pandas will mate. Why would Israeli & Palestinians not get along when they are watching Trump's inauguration where is hair is frantically trying to leave his body? How could North & South Korea not unite and begin worshipping a new Great Leader?
Unfortunately, it is not for us to decide. It is up to you, the American posters of this forum to vote for what is right. I do not care whether you are Democrat or Republican, black or white, male or female, Celtics or Lakers, Yankees or Red Sox; this is too good of an opportunity to just throw away for just petty differences.
Do what is right.
Because it will be hilarious.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World.
If you are not already registered: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
Look at this magnificent man. Those steely eyes, determined eyebrows, proud chins, skin for which oranges were named after, hair that won't quit; regardless of how many times it hands in its resignation notice. This my friends, is the solution, for laughter can unite the world. If the rest of the world is laughing at the fact that Donald Trump is the President of America then perhaps wounds can heal. Icecaps will unmelt, forest fires will recede, pandas will mate. Why would Israeli & Palestinians not get along when they are watching Trump's inauguration where is hair is frantically trying to leave his body? How could North & South Korea not unite and begin worshipping a new Great Leader?
Unfortunately, it is not for us to decide. It is up to you, the American posters of this forum to vote for what is right. I do not care whether you are Democrat or Republican, black or white, male or female, Celtics or Lakers, Yankees or Red Sox; this is too good of an opportunity to just throw away for just petty differences.
Do what is right.
Because it will be hilarious.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World.
If you are not already registered: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote