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[MThanded]

No. Thought that was only something that happens during adolescence.

 

[ArjanN]

Wet dreams are nature's way of telling you you need to masturbate more.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Only once. It's when I discovered I was bicurious.

 

[jaxword]

I have wet dreams pretty often, but only when I'm awake.

 

[CrocMother]

Be glad you don't live in the Victorian era OP...

It was once believed that masturbation was not only unhealthy, but that nocturnal emissions are a disease (they even had a name for the disease -- "Spermatorrhoea."

Men in the Victorian era really were caught in a ruthless circle. You're looking at it on the left, over there.

The Jugum Penis was intended to cure “spermatorrhoea”, a Victorian-era name for nocturnal emissions. The device was fashioned out of a metal ring, which would fit at the base of the penis and was attached with a clip, which already explains why you never see any paintings of dudes from the Victorian Era with a smile.

Essentially how it worked was you were fine unless you got at ALL aroused (or unless you were a shower).

The Jugum Penis was barbaric, as it was quite literally a bear trap for erections, which meant, unfortunately, that men in those times had to choose between white stains on their bedsheets in the morning and red ones.

more info and devices at this link

There is also one which triggers an electrical alarm, as well as one that gives your pants a cold shower when it senses erections. Fascinating, barbaric stuff.

 

[AdventureRacing]

I've never had one

 

[Numpt3]

Not since I was in my early teen's (27 now).

 

[Dahellisdat]

no wet dreams anymore. Only wet sex.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Never had one, was always anxious about it when I was young, for some reason.

 

[RevoDS]

Get one about once a week when I don't masturbate.

Those of you who've never had one, you're not missing out.

 

[Theonik]

I don't remember having any wet dreams.
I do have this really terrible memory though of me being young and dreaming I got out of bed to take a piss. Only I was actually still in bed. The results were quite terrible.

 

[The Lamonster]

Never

 

[Evolved1]

I don't remember having any wet dreams.
I do have this really terrible memory though of me being young and dreaming I got out of bed to take a piss. Only I was actually still in bed. The results were quite terrible.

Lol... that happened to me once when I was a kid. SO terrible.

 

[storafötter]

It used to happen to me when I didn't masturbate for a while. Never had one when I've masturbated relatively recently.

I've had sexy dreams. Even dreams where I have sex. But I will not have a wet dream if I'm not on a no-masturbation pledge.

This!

It is interesting enough when you haven't masturbated for a while that the body is forcing you even if your dreaming of something non sexual.

 

[(._.)]

uhh I don't think that's normal unless you are severely deprived of sexual contact. they shouldn't happen after you're through puberty. I would be more concerned that you still wet the bed at your age though.

 

[Devolution]

Are the nocturnal ones as good when you're conscious?

There's no way of knowing? And orgasming in the dream is rare.

 

[PhantomZone]

It happens when you don't masturbate. Your body will find a way to ejaculate whether you like it or not.

bringing the topic back from the dark depths of hell. I had one overnight.... I last had "real life fun" less than 48 hours beforehand.

I probably have 2-3 a year, used to happen a lot more frequently regardless of whether I was sexually active or not at the time. I still think it is pretty disgusting when it happens (I am the kind of person that throws clothing out if any body fluids happen to come in contact with them).

I learned that it was wise to not think "naughty" thoughts before falling asleep, if I did... it usually ended in disaster hours later . I also have a certain system that avoids certain messes from occurring should accidents happen which has meant that if I ever have an unexpected WD.... I have not had to throw out underwear or bed sheets because of it for years.

 

[Gherid__lacksGPS]

Wet dreams are nature's way of telling you you need to masturbate more.

This.

Also, to this day I remember my first wet dream. Probably why I like my sales managers wearing short skirts.

 

[Reszo]

I've only ever had 2 wet dreams, my first when I was 18, my last when I was 21. I'm 22 now lol.

 

[v1lla21]

Holy fuck is this thread old. Lol at Sleep fapping, I've done it.

 

[m_shortpants]

Never.

 

[Reszo]

Holy fuck is this thread old. Lol at Sleep fapping, I've done it.

Lmao, I didn't even noticed how old this thread was.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Ugh, I know it's an old thread, but I still get these...sort of regularly. Maybe about, I dunno, seven times a year? Thankfully, they always happen when I'm in my boxers at home, I've never had it happen when spending the night somewhere in casual clothes. I used to get them a lot more, probably since I never...well..."officially released" till I was like 20.

It feels really bad, and I always wanna cry when I wake up. The dreams never seem to be normal sexual ones either, they're always weird "fetish" dreams or something just bizarre that's not erotic whatsoever.

 

[Surface of Me]

Thread being bumped made me think Eggman had been unbanned.

 

[Gherid__lacksGPS]

Holy fuck is this thread old. Lol at Sleep fapping, I've done it.

Damnit.....

 

[texhnolyze]

It happens when you don't masturbate. Your body will find a way to ejaculate whether you like it or not.

This. It's usually once in a month or so.
If you masturbate or have sex a lot, you won't have wet dreams.

 

[v1lla21]

Thread being bumped made me think Eggman had been unbanned.

Do you still sleep fap?

This. It's usually once in a month or so.
If you masturbate or have sex a lot, you won't have wet dreams.

Hey I remember your username from GT forums!

 

[HGStormy]

Anytime someone necros a thread I scroll through the first couple of pages wondering why everyone got banned until I realize the thread is from years ago.

 

[DonMigs85]

My old dog used to have wet dreams too
He would kick around a bit in his sleep, then bam

 

[Rentahamster]

For the life of me, I can't really remember why Eggman got banned.

 

[Beerman462]

I used to have them a lot. I am able to control my dreams pretty frequently, although I am more likely to wake up while I am in control.

 

[texhnolyze]

Hey I remember your username from GT forums!

Pardon me but what's GT forums?
I only use this username for games and local forums. I've been using it for years though.

 

[v1lla21]

Pardon me but what's GT forums?
I only use this username for games and local forums. I've been using it for years though.

Game trailers. Maybe it wasn't you, but someone had the same username.

 

[SteveWinwood]

For the life of me, I can't really remember why Eggman got banned.

really

you cant figure that one out

 

[EqicDodoO]

I remember the last time i had it.
4 times in 1 night it was awful.
The worse part was i was staying at a friends house.

 

[Rentahamster]

really

you cant figure that one out

I have a vague idea, but it doesn't seem as memorable as others. For some reason. Eh.

 

[Valhelm]

It hasn't happened in like a year. They seemed to always happen in really inopportune times, like when I'm sleeping in the same room as my parents at a hotel or when I have twenty minutes to get ready for school.

 

[Sub_Level]

There is so much porn out there that is so readily accessible I cannot fathom not masturbating enough to the point where this would happen.

 

[Piggus]

Occasional if I go a while without beatin' it I'll have a pretty awesome sex dream that ends up messy. Pretty rare though.

 

[Despera]

Never had one.

 

[Zona]

How did you Necroed this thread without saying... Arise!

Anyway on topic, no I never have. I'm actually curious how it would work for me considering sex dreams are out.

 

[Croc]

I only ever had one when I was younger but I woke up in the middle of an orgasm and had no idea what was happening and was like, trying to open my eyes to figure out where I was but at the same time trying to close them 'cause of pleasure.

It was pretty much one of those "nutted but she still suckin'" gifs but I was trying to figure out if I was in real life, who (if anyone) was suckin', and why nuttin' was happening, all at the same time.

 

[DBT85]

Never woke up with spaff everywhere. A couple of times with precum though.

Teachers at school made me think it would happen every night and I'd have t explain to my folks what the hell was going on and it would be hella awkward.

 

[rondre sleaze]

I have these on occasions and im old.

 

[John Kowalski]

i have romantic dreams, but never wet ones

just this morning i woke up from a dream where i was watching a montage about the girl i was with while my head rested on her shoulder, and i was deeply in love with her

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I still have them occasionally, I'd say a few times a year, I had one a few nights ago actually. It used to happen a lot more often, I'm 31.

 

[trixx]

the worse is when it happens twice+ in one night. I want puberty to be over already. ^wat

 

[Don'tBeWeird]

i have romantic dreams, but never wet ones

just this morning i woke up from a dream where i was watching a montage about the girl i was with while my head rested on her shoulder, and i was deeply in love with her

Aw, must have been rough waking up from that.

 

[Marvel]

I only ever had one when I was younger but I woke up in the middle of an orgasm and had no idea what was happening and was like, trying to open my eyes to figure out where I was but at the same time trying to close them 'cause of pleasure.

It was pretty much one of those "nutted but she still suckin'" gifs but I was trying to figure out if I was in real life, who (if anyone) was suckin', and why nuttin' was happening, all at the same time.

Jesus, lol.

 

[Clockwork]

I did once when I didn't have sex or masturbate for like 2 weeks.