RiccochetJ
Gold Member
holy fucking shit
Right? So my answer is no. I don't think I could fuck up a chimpanzee. I'm almost 100% certain I would get fucked up and my body parts would be strewn throughout the yard.
That is unless I had a rifle, I knew that the chimp had ill will towards me, I had 100 yards, and clear aim lines the entire time.
Most of ya'll couldn't handle a squirrel if it was ready to throw down
I'm certain my cat almost killed me last night. When I shift to sleeping on my back, she likes to crawl onto my chest, curl up, and fall asleep. I wake up when she does this, but her purring puts me back to sleep immediately. However, last night she decided that my neck was better and laid across it. In my half asleep daze, I was seeing black spots and they got bigger before I managed to get out of the sleep paralysis and shake her off.
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