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[Chairman Tickles]

She has a boys name. I'm not interested. *adjusts monocole*

 

[badblue]

Canadian

Really? Maybe I should ...

Never mind.

Edit: *notice like from Evillore

 

[mekes]

She has twin sister.





Don't know if she's lonely and looking for a man though.

Her heads on backwards!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Her heads on backwards!

 

[MayauMiao]

She looks fine. Even better if she's mine.

 

[Bullet Club]

The sister enjoys a wedgie.

 

[infinitys_7th]

I feel objectified by her unrealistic representation. Men can be funny and confident on the inside even if they aren't on the outside. She needs to check her privilege.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

maybe she can pay for my surgery so they can break my leg bones and stretch it out and let the bone grow back. ill be 5'8 in no time

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

maybe she can pay for my surgery so they can break my leg bones and stretch it out and let the bone grow back. ill be 5'8 in no time

Gattaca style.

 

[Soltype]

 

[MastAndo]

Dude. It's about 5'8" Average height for an American male is 5'9" or 5'10" That's pretty reasonable. At least she's honest. We all have our assumed deal-breakers, and height happens to be one of hers.

Hate to break it to you but 179cm is closer to 5'10.5"...either way though, I think his point is that a pretty unfair double standard exists where women can openly and unabashedly have physical requirements for potential mates, but guys can't really request things like big tits or her being under a certain weight without seeming sleazy.

 

[Bullet Club]

She's 178cm, so she just wants someone around her height or taller. If a guy said he wanted a woman smaller than him nobody would complain about that.

 

[LegendOfKage]

Hate to break it to you but 179cm is closer to 5'10.5"...either way though, I think his point is that a pretty unfair double standard exists where women can openly and unabashedly have physical requirements for potential mates, but guys can't really request things like big tits or her being under a certain weight without seeming sleazy.

You're right. I was stupidly looking at 5.8 as 5'8"

Still not a crazy preference, but you're also right that there is a rather large double standard, there. Men have their personal requirements as well, but they just can't openly discuss them like this. I won't blame her, though, because she personally might not be a hypocrite in that respect, but plenty of people are.

She's 178cm, so she just wants someone around her height or taller. If a guy said he wanted a woman smaller than him nobody would complain about that.

Makes sense to me. As a guy, I generally don't want to be with a girl who is taller than I am.

 

[Yoshi]

Knowledgeable was not on her requirements. Anyway, I’m 5’11”, so I think I’m tall enough.

You are the great Yoshi, it would be a shame if you were too small.

 

[Rentahamster]

Makes sense to me. As a guy, I generally don't want to be with a girl who is taller than I am.

You should try it sometime.

It's fun!

 

[Porcile]

If she was Asian. Sure, I'd think about it.

 

[switchback27]

Could it be you, [vis_name][/vis_name]?

She's a tennis player, for those that haven't heard of her.



Bullet Club's rating:

Confident - Nope
Funny - Debatable
Stylish - Are hoodies stylish?
179cm or taller - Yay, I qualify for one. By a couple of centimetres.

Oh well, I can still check out her pics.

Wait, why was I tagged in this? (and not tagged properly, I might add, so I had no idea I was mentioned until just now lol)

At work so it's kinda hard to open this page without drawing some attention from HR, I'll get back to you.

 

[Joyful]

thanks i needed a laugh op

 

[Airbus Jr]

Wtf people keep bring my name into this

 

[llien]

Her sister looks hotter.
And her being a successful (?) tennis player makes her less, not more attractive.

Gattaca style.

That's the actual decades old method we fix "one leg is longer" problem in humans.

 

[LegendOfKage]

Wait, why was I tagged in this? (and not tagged properly, I might add, so I had no idea I was mentioned until just now lol)

Wtf people keep bring my name into this

Dark magic.

 

[Mohonky]

Yeh im sure she's so hard up to find a date.

 

[switchback27]

Dark magic.

I was wondering why it looked different when I quoted the OP. Thanks for the tip.

 

[TheGreatYosh]

Hate to break it to you but 179cm is closer to 5'10.5"...either way though, I think his point is that a pretty unfair double standard exists where women can openly and unabashedly have physical requirements for potential mates, but guys can't really request things like big tits or her being under a certain weight without seeming sleazy.

There is nothing wrong with having standards.

 

[Texas Pride]

Could it be you, [vis_name][/vis_name]?

She's a tennis player, for those that haven't heard of her.



Bullet Club's rating:

Confident - Nope
Funny - Debatable
Stylish - Are hoodies stylish?
179cm or taller - Yay, I qualify for one. By a couple of centimetres.

Oh well, I can still check out her pics.

She tried to honeypot me but I wouldn't let her. You gotta put the work in to get me to play. She's still got my number though. And btw. The whole Tennis thing is a total.....Rackett. She's obviously better at modeling anyway.

 

[JimiNutz]

She has twin sister.





Don't know if she's lonely and looking for a man though.

The sister is incredibly hot.
I'd cum way too quickly given the opportunity to fuck her though so it'd be no fun. I need them a little uglier so that I can at least last past the 2 minute mark.

 

[Cunth]

The sister is incredibly hot.
I'd cum way too quickly given the opportunity to fuck her though so it'd be no fun. I need them a little uglier so that I can at least last past the 2 minute mark.

I lold

 

[Skyr]

The sister is incredibly hot.
I'd cum way too quickly given the opportunity to fuck her though so it'd be no fun. I need them a little uglier so that I can at least last past the 2 minute mark.

You are the most honest man on the internet.

 

[dorkimoe]

I meet all those. I’m in.

Damn. Didn’t see stylish.

Also isn’t this the girl who dated a guy who asked her out on Twitter? Or was that a golfer

 

[Liquid_015]

Could it be you, [vis_name][/vis_name]?

She's a tennis player, for those that haven't heard of her.



Bullet Club's rating:

Confident - Nope
Funny - Debatable
Stylish - Are hoodies stylish?
179cm or taller - Yay, I qualify for one. By a couple of centimetres.

Oh well, I can still check out her pics.

Haha why did ya single me out?

 

[JimmyRustler]

Nah, I'll pass.

 

[Futaleufu]

I'm 3 centimeters too short, I need to buy Robert Downey Jr's shoes.

I'll be looking forward for a chance to meet her sister.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

I'll be looking forward for a chance to meet her sister.

It would be a perfect time to use the Full Metal Jacket quote "I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister."

 

[Geki-D]

A girl like that being single, I mean, you just know the actual reason is that she is in fact not at all "approachable". Wanna bet her next boyfriend isn't just some random sap she met in a bar but is going to be a famous actor or sportsman?

 

[Daniel Pacheco]

I like the twin sister... How does she cook? Any coment in her insta?

 

[Alfen Dave]

If she specifies height, can I specify bigger tits?

Sometimes, I definitely wonder if men are allowed to state specific boob size and ass measures like women specify height. It be great.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Sometimes, I definitely wonder if men are allowed to state specific boob size and ass measures like women specify height. It be great.

No, you're not even allowed to specify non fatties...

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Excuse to post erotic pictures it seems.

She would need to settle in the UK for me to have a chance sadly.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

If she specifies height, can I specify bigger tits?

 

[bitbydeath]

The sister is incredibly hot.
I'd cum way too quickly given the opportunity to fuck her though so it'd be no fun. I need them a little uglier so that I can at least last past the 2 minute mark.

All it takes is a closet, amirite?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

All it takes is a closet, amirite?

 

[EviLore]

Montreal

 

[lachesis]

Not sure why she'd be into me. She is a certainly a beautiful young lady though.

 

[Papa]

She has twin sister.





Don't know if she's lonely and looking for a man though.

Oh sweet jesus

 

[ToughestSoul]

I wouldn't want a partner who poses like that on social media.

 

[Geki-D]

I wouldn't want a partner who poses like that on social media.

What if it isn't your partner but actually her twin sister, so technically it's like those pics of your partner are actually out there but only technically because it isn't actually her?

No, you're not even allowed to specify non fatties...

Wasn't it Justin Bieber who got into a bit of a shit storm years ago because he said he wanted a girl to wear makeup? I'm pretty sure if he said they can't be over this or that height it would have had the same result.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Not sure why she'd be into me.

Believe in yourself, my dude

 

[Aurelian]

Finally addressing this since I was literally called out by name

I already have a girlfriend I'm very much happy with, but if for some horrible reason I were back on my own, I certainly wouldn't turn Eugénie down.

 

[ToughestSoul]

What if it isn't your partner but actually her twin sister, so technically it's like those pics of your partner are actually out there but only technically because it isn't actually her?

If it's not actually her then I don't see a problem.

Just to be clear, I was talking about her own posts.

 

[dolabla]

Lmao! Great job at whoever (I have my suspicions) did that in the OP.

She's definitely fine.