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[Demon Lizardman]

The tears are soaking through my breasts.

 

[The Elite]

Some of you have terrible friends.

Yeah. I have nothing like this. I guess I'm good at weeding these asshats out.

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

oh what the fuck give me my thread title back!

/saltytears

 

[Izick]

I'm still amazed that some people thought Romney would win.

.

Delusional I suppose. Kind of goes in line with the previous thought pattern though.

 

[Kurtofan]

FUCK YEAH!!!!


I just switched on my tv and saw Romney happy and was scared for a second lol.

 

[I RABU PEOPLE]

got some good ones

but i don't want to blur the names

so many tears though

 

[dragonelite]

Wow so much salty tears.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Some of y'all have wack friends

Also lol at trump

 

[Zips]

Why are some people saying they'll go to Canada? As much as I dislike the current Conservative government, Canada is much more left than the U.S.

 

[MasterShotgun]

If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.

Salty as fuck.

 

[junesongprovider]

Heres's a few gems my own g/f has said:

"kiss america good bye. this will never be something we will agree on like i said before hes the fucking anti christ."

"Can anyone tell me where to buy guns illegally so that way the government cant tell that i own one? That way when they decided to give our freedom away i can blow their heads off and protect my family... BEND OVER AMERICA HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna have to sell my body to get my sons surgery if his shitty health care plan goes through... not impressed with the American people, there where multiple people on the ballot but he won... I dont usually say alot about politics but since i have a child and have watched and educated myself i am literally sick to my stomach... Heidi Phillips you let me know when i need to hide, just a phone call saying its going down.. you know what im talking about."

get outta there, man!

 

[Blackace]

Why are some people saying they'll go to Canada? As much as I dislike the current Conservative government, Canada is much more left than the U.S.

Are they black?

 

[FStop7]

Why are some people saying they'll go to Canada? As much as I dislike the current Conservative government, Canada is much more left than the U.S.

Because they're stupid people and logic is lost on them.

 

[Fracas]

I just had the most brilliant idea. I will get my Madden game, create a QB and name him Obama and then make myself a Defensive end and see how many times I can knock the crap out of him!
#StressRelief!

Sweet, sweet tears.

Oh, and this one, too. These are 2 consecutive comments on a status.

Half of people probably don't even know what party Obama represents or anything about him. They just voted for him because they thought he was cool.

Hahahaha or cause of his skin color. I try not to be racist but sometimes it slips out. If i offened you, Im sorry

 

[jon bones]

the only salty tears on my facebook wall - from some weird kid i went to high school with

yes my last name is super long

 

[freenudemacusers]

get outta there, man!

Seriously... Don't have kids, we don't need a retread of that other thread.

 

[Shiv47]

My racist, far right brother posted on Facebook "after tonight I will NEVER vote again! thanks alot mitt the twitt" Ah, the lulz.

 

[Izick]

I'm starting to think the dumb people are starting to outnumber us. No, I'm not saying all conservatives are dumb, but after seeing so much venom from people on my Facebook, it's just starting to hit me. Obama is clearly an undercover socialist hell-bent on ruining the country. I guess dey mad do'.

 

[Like the hat?]

people should at least blur out the names of fb posters...

 

[Emwitus]

Atleast cover up there names for privacy reasons. Geez peoples. I don't agree with what all my friends post on FB but this is like a serious breach of trust imo.

 

[Izick]

I do want to post this to poke em' with the proverbial stick.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Reminds me of E3 GAF

 

[equap]

Yeah. I have nothing like this. I guess I'm good at weeding these asshats out.

Yeah, my wall is pretty boring.

 

[MisterNoisy]

SO MUCH SALT!

Can I get a glass of water?

 

[gnarlyxcharlie]

"we are all gonna die of a ****** being pres."

 

[Ban Puncher]

Oh you wacky, over-dramatic Americans!


So serious. So salty.

 

[oyoshimaru]

Subbed for the laughs!

 

[Izick]

"we are all gonna die of a ****** being pres."

I love these because I don't know if people are delusional to the last four years he has been in office, or are just too dumb to actually form a new insult.

 

[gnarlyxcharlie]

I love these because I don't know if people are delusional to the last four years he has been in office, or are just too dumb to actually form a new insult.

I grew up in a town of 1,000 so this is typical, especially when a lot of these kids drop out of school to work on farms or sell dope. haha just a lot of really uneducated backwoods nonsense gets said

 

[Jooney]

That guy's reply is amazing. Bravo!

 

[jon bones]

That guy's reply is amazing. Bravo!

i am that guy.

 

[Zips]

Are they black?

The members of the Conservative government you mean? Nope - very much a white guy club I think . Still one that would have to spend years chipping away at accepted/expected things in the country to become like the U.S. though.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Salty as fuck.

Oh man, I seriously need to save these somewhere, for the next time Chavez goes in election again.

 

[adamsappel]

This is my Facebook status:

I have drunk
the tears
that were in
the ballot box

and which
you were probably
saving
for inauguration

Forgive me
they were delicious
so salty
and so bitter

apologies to William Carlos Williams

 

[Alligatorjandro]

i am that guy.

Did he reply after that?

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Did he reply after that?

Hear, hear. I want to know too.

 

[mr jones]

i am that guy.

Oh. I guess it was just aight, den.






















<3

 

[Emwitus]

Hmm

 

[spindashing]

Showed up on a friend of a friend's wall/time-line.

 

[Aylinato]

i am that guy.

=D

 

[Router]

If i were Obama i would go "Allah bless America" just to fuck with people.

I'd just stand there at the podium, in front of all the cameras an take a deep breath and laugh maniacally for a few minutes.

 

[Izick]

Showed up on a friend of a friend's wall/time-line.

I agree with Howard. The average american* would have had an easier time with Romney.

Spoiler

*average american must be at least 50 years of age, of caucasian descent, christian and earn over 250,000$ a year in income

 

[ReiGun]

Dissappointed in the USA. well, that's life, it sucks, then we die.

This is all I got. Everyone on my feed voted for Obama.

 

[mattiewheels]

You don't have to go far for lunacy, our very own pctx had a brain fart in the main thread. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44071827&postcount=10406

 

[Freshmaker]

Why are some people saying they'll go to Canada? As much as I dislike the current Conservative government, Canada is much more left than the U.S.

Because they'd get killed by warlords in countries rocking their idealized government.

 

[tborsje]

Great thread, these posts are always the most entertaining part of an election.

Trump, oh man. Hahahahaha.

 

[black_13]

Jesus christ! Stay far away from Canada Republicans. You gonna hate your life even more here and we don't need any more people on the right.

 

[HallucinatingElvis]

What I would like to know is...where and what are all these "free hand outs" these angry people keep going on about and where can I sign up?

 

[LakeEarth]

I can't laugh any harder at the person saying they were moving to Canada because Obama was elected. Like... do you know anything about Canada? Your democrats are nearly equivalent to our conservatives, and your conservatives is equivalent to our troubled homeless person yelling at a street sign.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What I would like to know is...where and what are all these "free hand outs" these angry people keep going on about and where can I sign up?

And where are all these jobs they want people to get?