The Ultimate universe is just plain full of dicks.
Cannibal Hulk is too much for me.
She broke up (I think she started going with the Thing, or that happened soon after. "He never appreciated you...like I do." (barf)) with him and he kind of locked himself in his room to listen to Linkin Park, and decided he needed to save humanity from itself. He was right, of course, but he no longer had any patience or niceness in him. So he just took the planet over, and everyone banded together to stop him, etc.
Too good.