Imagine two rally cars.
The
Xbox sponsored one has a sexy chrome paint job, so
reflective. The car is driven by
Samir and has a co-pilot who is constantly angry-shouting due Samir´s inept, slow cornering speeds and also because Samir is
fat af! He refuses to listen to the copilot ´s call!
Samir for some reason added fat racing tires, thinking that with bigger tires he would have more grip, more power on track. He also added a nice sub-woofer with 3D so the people on track can hear the car coming.
The car is faster in a straight line and the car just sounds marvelous, but those fat tires, Samir´s in-capabilities to steer and Samir´s annoying copilot slow the
xbox team down. So many team leader have resigned their position. Even
Nutella, their main sponsor and
Nivea are getting sick of losing every race since this championship started, around 2001.
Sony´s team is faster essentially in every corner, has no annoying co-pilot shouting as the driver "Cerny" knows what he´s doing. At the end,
Sony´s team wins every rally stage. The car won´t look nice on pictures due lack pf a real shiny chrome paint, but at the end its all about dem titles!