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[Skellig Gra]

Just so many issues with practicality on this.

 

[CaviarMeths]

This is a very, very strong contender for worst idea of all time.

This qualifies for one of the worst ideas ever.

Legit one of the worst ideas I've ever heard, like holy shit.

 

[Big One]

Wouldn't it just be easier and safer to create livable space stations in orbit?

 

[sazzy]

utter nonsense

 

[BeforeU]

That would create some serious hurdle for planes

 

[Rad-]

How about that sewer system.

 

[Derwind]

I'd rather build a colony settled in a Lagrange point on top of an asteroid. Far cooler to me to live a space colony life.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

How about that sewer system.

Let someone else take care of such pesky details!

 

[UtterlyPerplexed]

Hey I probably came up with something similar.

Y'know, when I was 5 and didn't know shit about how anything works.

 

[orava]

Kinda relevant. Here's simple simulations of breaking space elevator.

http://gassend.net/spaceelevator/breaks/

 

[kraspkibble]

lol not happening.

 

[Hankodank]

while I agree that this is an absurd idea - it made me realize that "we" as a society don't see this kind of futuristic dreaming anymore. At least not like we did back in the 1950's and 60's...for example:
http://gizmodo.com/42-visions-for-tomorrow-from-the-golden-age-of-futurism-1683553063

I mean - it just seems like the height of our futuristic vision at this point is a better smartwatch...

Not sure if a building tethered to an asteroid is a great idea - but I wish that - in general - we saw more of this type of outlandish futuristic dreaming...

 

[Alx]

So a 3 kms tall building hanging on to an asteroid thanks to cables hundreds of kilometers long ? How would you even "get an asteroid" ?
I'm sure this will happen.

More like tens of thousands kilometers long. Geosynchronous orbit is 36 000 km high, the cables would probably weigh more than the whole building.

 

[Jinfash]

That asteroid is one meteor shower from impaling Earth.

 

[Aselith]

And then a rogue terrorist cell crashes it into the Earth and causes a global catastrophe. Black Ops 4 in stores November 11th!

 

[The Mule]

Uh... so a space elevator, but not as practical. Why?

 

[orava]

while I agree that this is an absurd idea - it made me realize that "we" as a society don't see this kind of futuristic dreaming anymore. At least not like we did back in the 1950's and 60's...for example:
http://gizmodo.com/42-visions-for-tomorrow-from-the-golden-age-of-futurism-1683553063

I mean - it just seems like the height of our futuristic vision at this point is a better smartwatch...

Not sure if a building tethered to an asteroid is a great idea - but I wish that - in general - we saw more of this type of outlandish futuristic dreaming...

This dreaming is called "science fiction".

 

[Coreda]

Not sure if a building tethered to an asteroid is a great idea - but I wish that - in general - we saw more of this type of outlandish futuristic dreaming...

You'd like Erik Wernquist's 'Wanderers' short, narrated by Carl Sagan. A beautiful glimpse at such things.

 

[CaviarMeths]

This is like NASA students watching Michael Bay's Armageddon to spot all of the scientific inaccuracies. Every moment you look at this concept art, another question or problem arises. Like, it's almost an art in and of itself how amazingly impractical and mathematically improbable this is. It would literally be easier to colonize the moon than to suspend a giant fucking skyscraper from a low orbit asteroid for any period of time.

Like for real, what happens if someone on the bottom (top?) floor opens a window? Are there windows?

 

[Sevenfold]

Kinda relevant. Here's simple simulations of breaking space elevator.

http://gassend.net/spaceelevator/breaks/

Planet to scale.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Sure! And this is how we move between the building and ground level:

We had some wild times in 2000.

 

[Croatoan]

Kinda relevant. Here's simple simulations of breaking space elevator.

http://gassend.net/spaceelevator/breaks/

I have never understood why anyone thinks space elevators are a good idea. Develop VTOL space shuttles or GTFO engineers.

 

[Red Liquorice]

.... in 600 years time.

 

[Kaiser Swayze]

Right, how do we know there isn't a monster living in the asteroid? Did they even think of that? Probably not.

 

[MisterFalcon]

Did someone made this in Kerbal Space Program ?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I have never understood why anyone thinks space elevators are a good idea. Develop VTOL space shuttles or GTFO engineers.

Think of it as a VTOL space train.

 

[Kinyou]

Kinda relevant. Here's simple simulations of breaking space elevator.

http://gassend.net/spaceelevator/breaks/

Looks to me like the first thing that should be done in case the elevator breaks is to cut the anchor.

And then you pray that the cut wasn't within earth's gravitational pull.

 

[Dehnus]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/29/living/analemma-tower-orbiting-skyscraper-trnd/index.html

So uh… who’s ready to take the next step and live in the sky! Cloud city Baby!

Seems more and more like the super rich are preparing to leave the riffraff behind lol.

 

[orava]

I have never understood why anyone thinks space elevators are a good idea. Develop VTOL space shuttles or GTFO engineers.

SSTO (single stage to orbit)

There's the Skylon at least.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_(spacecraft)

SpaceX style reusable heavy lifters are much more efficient though.

 

[Knurek]

So, pretty much Cradle from Seveneves?

 

[Aureon]

That's just fucking stupid. Make a full-fledged space elevator at that point, that'd atleast get stuff in orbit.

How is there a prolonged stop over one specific location? That isn't how orbit works.

That's definitely how geosyncronous orbit works.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator

 

[azyless]

More like tens of thousands kilomers long. Geosynchronous orbit is 36 000 km high, the cables would probably weigh more than the whole building.

Yeah I hadn't seen the part about it being geosynchronous. (How would it travel across the world then though ? isn't the point of geosynchronous orbit that they're always in the same point compared to Earth ?)
Anyway, 30 000 kilometers of cables seems realistic.

 

[Metalmarc]

Misread the name as Anal Enema

I haven't had much sleep last night.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

that is... not the best idea i've ever heard

 

[RustyNails]

I think this is an April 1st article that jumped the gun a bit early.

 

[PJV3]

Are these affordable homes?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I think this is an April 1st article that jumped the gun a bit early.

Perhaps it's already tomorrow in the asteroid's timezone.

 

[Chuckie]

I think this is an April 1st article that jumped the gun a bit early.

This.

 

[pelicansurf]

I've always wanted to be a victim of a Colony Drop.

 

[Croatoan]

Think of it as a VTOL space train.

Hah, yeah I understand how it works. What I don't understand is how it won't collapse if you look at it wrong and kill millions.

SSTO (single stage to orbit)

There's the Skylon at least.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_(spacecraft)

SpaceX style reusable heavy lifters are much more efficient though.

Thats a weird looking x-wing... Cool concept, now we just need to give it some aesthetic overhaul to make it a sell.

 

[kwogfaf]

how is this not an Onion article?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Hah, yeah I understand how it works. What I don't understand is how it won't collapse if you look at it wrong and kill millions.

Centrifugal force, basically

 

[Angelus Errare]

I actually laughed out loud at this nonsense.

Space elevators are kinda equally dumb, especially given America's track record with infrastructure maintenance.

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

That's definitely how geosyncronous orbit works.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator

But they said it would be an eccentric geosynchronous orbit that would be orbiting the the Earth but also have temporary stays at certain cities which is just... Fucking what?

 

[Maintenance]

Why would you live in a building called anal enema.

 

[BosSin]

I thought this was an early april fools joke when I first read this

 

[Escape Goat]

how is this not an Onion article?

People are ignoring the fact it is a concept design.

 

[AGoodODST]

That's definitely how geosyncronous orbit works.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator

Yeah, but that isn't what they are saying. The asteroid will move over the northern and southern hemispheres occasionally stopping for a prolonged period of time over New York or Dubai.

 

[Maedre]

I actually laughed out loud at this nonsense.

Space elevators are kinda equally dumb, especially given America's track record with infrastructure maintenance.

Space elevators are not equally dumb. They are pretty much the best way to move something into orbit. It just comes down to basic research. Graphen is one milestone on our way to the stars... orbit . And someone who is able to build this will maintain the shit out of this.


But this building is nonsense.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

what a dream

lol