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fernoca said:
Was about to mention that.
I was with a guy that said "he had that problem", but mainly because he wanted to last more than an hour and "only lasted around 30 minutes".
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what the hell who lasts an hour? This is why porn freaking pisses me off, it creates ridiculous ideals that 90% of the population won't achieve, and makes people feel inadequate, it's so absurd people take porn as a guide, when is the most twisted an unreal of worlds.

ok I´ll be honest my problem is actually not being able to... finish, so yeah in theory I could last an hour, and what a freaking horrible hour would that be, sex is more than having orgasms in a specified time frame

Cosmic Bus said:
I don't have a partner. Masturbation from a cold start to completion typically is less than a minute. I orgasm during making out, before sex is even initiated. Yes, it's a problem: this is embarrassing and somewhat emasculating. You can't concentrate, can't satisfy a person, can't enjoy yourself, etc.
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And most of those are only mental barriers, there´s nothing that would prevent you from satisfying your partner, unless he's an asshole who only has porn as a reference for good sex, which would be pretty sad. I honestly think once you get comfortable about it you will be able to last longer, it really is a mental thing more than anything.
 
Rm88~ said:
It's Oshawott done right.
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Cosmic Bus said:
I don't have a partner. Masturbation from a cold start to completion typically is less than a minute. I orgasm during making out, before sex is even initiated. Yes, it's a problem: this is embarrassing and somewhat emasculating. You can't concentrate, can't satisfy a person, can't enjoy yourself, etc.
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A bit of Google-fu shows that they'll typically prescribe anti-depressants for premature ejaculation. The issue being that the longer it will take you to orgasm.

The only at home remedies I can find all come down to edging. Taking yourself to a certain point, stopping, resting for 30, and going on and on and on like that. There's also a squeeze technique that's described by PubMed. That's about all you can do without seeing a therapist.
 
Cosmic Bus said:
I don't have a partner. Masturbation from a cold start to completion typically is less than a minute. I orgasm during making out, before sex is even initiated. Yes, it's a problem: this is embarrassing and somewhat emasculating. You can't concentrate, can't satisfy a person, can't enjoy yourself, etc.
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jal;ksfja;lksfjasf THIS IS THE WORST

omg

i cant

i

ugh

i mean it's not literally (lol) the worst, but it's just like "ugh brain please keep it together a little while longer, thanks".
It's an oddly weird feeling of excitement/embarrassment when just kissing someone makes you feel close to orgasm. I wish I wasn't as ~sensitive~ as I am now. :/
 
Fennekin FTW!
Just look at him:
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:3


daripad said:
Btw I am Mexican and I love Nintendo first party games, that's why I usually stick with their consoles, especially their portable systems. What else? I am a SoIaF fan lol and I am 18 ha. I love alternative music, but sometimes I can listen to rock or pop.
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First of all, ¡BIENVENIDO!
Second... so many freaking gay Mexicans gaffers (and none of them live near me). I have lost count by now :P
 
daripad said:
Well I I've seen many gays, but they are all very flamboyant and a bit annoying.
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This :/

Many are like: "OMG you gay too? we are now boyfriends!"
"But...what I don't even know you"
"You like boys I do too, we have so much in common, also let me show you off, all my friends will be jealous"


BTW the skype group is still alive? did it die or was I kicked out? :(
 
I got Black 2 for Christmas and have been slowly making my way through it. So, I'm only at 5 badges and not too many pokemon yet, but let me know.
 
BW2 doesn't exist until I decide to buy it. This year, though? With Mystery Dungeon and XY? :/ I shouldn't have waited.
 
i played black/black2 as recently as last week, so i could probably help out. i've been very busy lately, so the timing might not work, but oh well.

i have the entire pokedex, so i think i could help out.
 
So I've met a guy on a gay social network (not a dating site). We have some interests in common (we're both into computer science... and cartoons :P) and similar views on politics and gay issues, and for the last few days we've been exchanging long-ass messages. Dunno if this will lead to anything, because neither of us even mentioned anything related to relationship, but for now it's fun to have a gay "pen pal". We've just exchanged Skype logins.

In other news, today I started the 28th year of my sexless life.
not-so-stealth "It's my birthday" post :P
 
Mr_Zombie said:
So I've met a guy on a gay social network (not a dating site). We have some interests in common (we're both into computer science... and cartoons :P) and similar views on politics and gay issues, and for the last few days we've been exchanging long-ass messages. Dunno if this will lead to anything, because neither of us even mentioned anything related to relationship, but for now it's fun to have a gay "pen pal". We've just exchanged Skype logins.

In other news, today marks the end of the 27th year of my sexless life.
not-so-stealth "It's my birthday" post :P
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Mr_Zombie said:
So I've met a guy on a gay social network (not a dating site). We have some interests in common (we're both into computer science... and cartoons :P) and similar views on politics and gay issues, and for the last few days we've been exchanging long-ass messages. Dunno if this will lead to anything, because neither of us even mentioned anything related to relationship, but for now it's fun to have a gay "pen pal". We've just exchanged Skype logins.

In other news, today I started the 28th year of my sexless life.
not-so-stealth "It's my birthday" post :P
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Happy Birthday Señor_Zombie!
 
I sometimes (well, every day) forget that I got Black 2 a month ago. I did turn it on yesterday to see if there was anything new at the "Mystery Gift" and there was a Keldeo... :p

So, now I have my Level 5 starter Oshawott and a Level 50 Keldeo that I can't use. Love Pokémon, even got the limtied edition guide and the Pokédex/guide during Gamestop's 50% off on all guides (60% if you had their card).

And getting Mystery Dungeon and X this year too. :p
 
All this pokemanz talk is making me nauseous.

Mr_Zombie said:
So I've met a guy on a gay social network (not a dating site). We have some interests in common (we're both into computer science... and cartoons :P) and similar views on politics and gay issues, and for the last few days we've been exchanging long-ass messages. Dunno if this will lead to anything, because neither of us even mentioned anything related to relationship, but for now it's fun to have a gay "pen pal". We've just exchanged Skype logins.

In other news, today I started the 28th year of my sexless life.
not-so-stealth "It's my birthday" post :P
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Maybe it won't be completely sexless this year then.

Happy BDay!
 
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