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[Wyok]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6sjeCIxBxs

This game is NUTS.

I

Spoiler

LOVE

it.

 

[Kyou]

Because, why not?

I was pretty happy with this:

 

[fosholv]

Yeah I have no idea what's going on in this game...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXSAfftmes&index=3&list=PLrNNxb6-Mbjpcyz0om1U1XWzcBthToCP0

 

[ThaiGrocer]

If you're into this thing, GMG/Playfire has some pretty nice rewards if you actually play the game.

The developer has also highlighted some rewards as broken, but we're pretty sure that bugs, glitches and other randomania are a result of the physics engine simply being too real.

Available until Thursday 3 April, 2014 @ 23:59 UTC:
Play for the first time - £0.50

Available until Monday 14 April, 2014 @ 23:59 UTC:
Unlock Boulder of Death - £0.10
Unlock Pedestrian - £0.10
Unlock LOEK master - £0.25
Unlock FINALLY - £0.50
Unlock What is its purpose? - £0.25
Unlock Devil Goat - £0.25
Unlock Around the World on 5 Trampolines - £0.25
Unlock Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? - £0.50
Unlock Involuntary QA - £0.50
Unlock The Flapmaster - £0.10
Unlock I can't believe that worked - £0.25
Unlock Cardio kills your gains - £0.10
Unlock Rymdskepp i Rymden - £0.25
Play for the first time - £0.10

There's also a possible discount with voucher when it goes on sale: LPLTHA-IK05YA-J2WO1V

 

[CoolS]

The map's getting expanded a bit on launch day, with some other new bits and bobs. :-D

Oh awesome, will fire it up again tonight then.

 

[RionaaM]

There's also a possible discount with voucher when it goes on sale: LPLTHA-IK05YA-J2WO1V

Welp, looks like I won't have any option but to buy it now

 

[More_Badass]

Release day patch notes

• Added more goats.
• Added more goatiness to the map.
• Added and fixed achievements.
• Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
• Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
• NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
• Added and removed profanity filter.
• Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
• Probably added some bugs.
• Probably broke some workshop items.
• Sheep are not goats.
• Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.

 

[More_Badass]

Some really cool Workshop stuff already. A pinball map, an explosive goat mutator, a teleport mutator, a massive hill ramp map

 

[Chettlar]

Release day patch notes

Thanks. Adding to OP.

 

[Shahadan]

Number 1 in the top, as it should.

 

[jet1911]

Number 1 in the top, as it should.

It's amazing

...

Why no one told me that this was possible????

 

[Tizoc]

YOU CAN PLAY AS A FREAKIN' GIRAFFE?!?!

Anyone have an Achievements guide yet?

Also how do you get a jetpack or whatever on the back of your goat?

Finally does the game support controllers like the PS4? I connected mine and it responded to it but it didn't show what each button would do. Ah well sticking to keyboard and mouse for now~

 

[chrominance]

Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.

AMAZING. This is now GOAT.

(someone has to have made that joke in this thread already right?)

 

[Wyok]

YOU CAN PLAY AS A FREAKIN' GIRAFFE?!?!

Anyone have an Achievements guide yet?

Also how do you get a jetpack or whatever on the back of your goat?

Finally does the game support controllers like the PS4? I connected mine and it responded to it but it didn't show what each button would do. Ah well sticking to keyboard and mouse for now~

You can also play as an ostrich!

You get the jetpack on the top floor of the building that's being constructed near the empty pool.

I've tried using a Dualshock 3 and a Xbox 360 contoller with no luck. It doesnt seem to support gamepad at the time.

 

[Caesar III]

Appearently you can even mix match the various skins
I was kinda shocked when I saw it.
See http://steamcommunity.com/id/c3nC3/screenshot/450665856800276838

The game is amazing

edit: 360 Pad works flawlessly here!

 

[Jibbajabbawockky]

This game is just great stupid fun

 

[Phaethon0017]

I think my goat comes from Krypton or something http://youtu.be/iCIHJnUrh8Q?t=1m29s

I've seen some crazy hilarious glitches in my day but nothing like this!

 

[BennyBlanco]

You can also play as an ostrich!

You get the jetpack on the top floor of the building that's being constructed near the empty pool.

I've tried using a Dualshock 3 and a Xbox 360 contoller with no luck. It doesnt seem to support gamepad at the time.

works fine with a 360 controller

didn't even have to bind keys

 

[More_Badass]

Favorite mutator yet: Goatborn

 

[Beardz]

Just because this image:

I'm going to buy this game.

 

[Rizsparky]

You can also play as an ostrich!

You get the jetpack on the top floor of the building that's being constructed near the empty pool.

I've tried using a Dualshock 3 and a Xbox 360 contoller with no luck. It doesnt seem to support gamepad at the time.

I can play the game with a DS3 with Motioninjoy, so the 360 controller should work too/

 

[wwm0nkey]

So yeah....

 

[Ferrio]

So yeah....

Well that explains what the "big goat" update was.

 

[More_Badass]

So yeah....

They actually put a whale in the game?! I thought that was just a joke in the AMA

 

[dolemite]

So yeah....

A sperm whale with a jet pack? Yeah, it was kinda obvious.

 

[Chettlar]

AMAZING. This is now GOAT.

(someone has to have made that joke in this thread already right?)

Seeing as how it's the title.....

 

[Bunta]

Just got it for $7.80 off GMG.

 

[Kyou]

Any idea how to get the angel goat achievement? It's the only one I'm missing besides collect all the collectibles(except I have them all...)

 

[weevles]

I want this so bad.

 

[Salsa]

I have $4 on gmg credit

temptation rising

 

[dekline]

I can't believe I'm thinking about buying this

 

[Videospel]

Just because this image:


I'm going to buy this game.

Lol, looks just like the logo of Farming Simulator and all those other german "simulators".

 

[Birathen]

Jesus Christ.. That Dead Island style trailer. My brain!

 

[Veal]

This is Game Of The Century right here.

 

[Kinky John]

Any idea how to get the angel goat achievement? It's the only one I'm missing besides collect all the collectibles(except I have them all...)

Spoiler

Don't hurt anyone for a few minutes (not sure how long - I was bouncing on mattresses and lost track of time)

 

[Chettlar]

I can't believe I'm thinking about buying this

Oh, oh, you know you want to. Come to the dark side; we have cookies, goats, giraffes, sperm whales.

 

[Das-J]

Yeah... I'll be spending some time with this greatness.

There really should be more goats in gaming.

 

[dekline]

Oh, oh, you know you want to. Come to the dark side; we have cookies, goats, giraffes, sperm whales.

Welp

Here we go

 

[Zomba13]

Oh, oh, you know you want to. Come to the dark side; we have cookies, goats, giraffes, sperm whales.

Chocolate Chip Goats, Goats, Tall Goats, Feather Goats and Big Goats.

 

[Chettlar]

Welp

Here we go

That's a good gaffer.

 

[Tizoc]

...THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY FLAPPY BIRD?!

 

[CoolS]

...THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY FLAPPY BIRD?!

No, Flappy Goat!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Transforming from Whale to goat ended up baldy, now I'm stuck like this >_>

 

[Kinky John]

...THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY FLAPPY BIRD?!

Spoiler

Instead of hitting "R" to play, hit your backspace key.

 

[ThaiGrocer]

I have $4 on gmg credit

temptation rising

if you get all of the achievements, you get about $6.50 back

 

[Vormund]

Any idea how to get the angel goat achievement? It's the only one I'm missing besides collect all the collectibles(except I have them all...)

I got that one without trying. Just basically don't do anything bad within the first few minutes. Don't go head butting people. Something like that.

Also I got the halo around my head and then went to do the demonic sacrifice.

 

[gravitybear]

considering getting this, just a question - do you guys who own it think it could/would get stale after a few hours? or is it ridiculous enough to last longer than that?

 

[Vormund]

Community stuff should keep it fresh.

Also it's only $10. Spent more money on more worthless stuff than this.

 

[lem0n]

Its only $10. How are people even hesitating? Some folks are so cheap. Bought this full price a few days ago, it's a wonderful time waster. GoTY

 

[Ferrio]

considering getting this, just a question - do you guys who own it think it could/would get stale after a few hours? or is it ridiculous enough to last longer than that?

Right now it's pretty bare bones but it's good for a good laugh. The community stuff will push it over the edge for sure though.