• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Had sex last night

Status
Not open for further replies.
S

Seanspeed

Banned
hwalker84 said:
You put the pussy on a pedestal. After 30 years of buildup you weren't in the proper mental state. Instead of truly enjoying the feeling you kept thinking why this isn't what you expected I to be which further makes it worse. You said you didn't get hard till you looked at her sucking your Dick. That's what porn will do to you after soo much time. You needed the visual.
Click to expand...

He was probably just nervous. I had a hard time getting it up my first time, and that was when I was 15 and hardly been exposed to porn.
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Bati do you not see her anymore because she only had sex with you once during the night and it wasnt enough
 
Aesius

Aesius

Member
Heavy, you should continue smanging this girl. Get some sexual experience under your belt, and then seek out even more women with your new found confidence.
 
N

No Love

Banned
Some parts of the OP made me laugh, but overall I gotta say, it made me proud you got the deed done. Fuck the haters, you did good Heavy.
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
bud said:
if i had a hot sister, i'd at least sniff her panties.
Click to expand...

There's loads of cousins that I never met until they were like 20 that I'd have no hesitation bumming into the void so long as no one found out

There's one

Sumptuous breasts

Divine legs

Tofu pussy
 
N

NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
Batigol said:
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.

My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.

Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.

I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.

Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Click to expand...

Oh. It counts.
 
B

bud

Member
Wilbur said:
There's loads of cousins that I never met until they were like 20 that I'd have no hesitation bumming into the void so long as no one found out

There's one

Sumptuous breasts

Divine legs

Tofu pussy
Click to expand...

i think i already mentioned this in the football thread, but i have one very attractive cousin that i hadn't seen in years. she has the most beautiful eyes and face. if i could have sex with her without it have any repercussions, i would.
 
B

Bladenic

Member
I can't believe someone described how they banged their sister. Doesn't matter if it's half, it's still your sister.

Never change GAF LOL
 
N

No Love

Banned
Batigol said:
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.

My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.

Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.

I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.

Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Click to expand...

Wow I knew you were a bit off when you said that you shit in the shower, but now you admit you're into incest and fucked your own sister. Explains a lot really.
 
P

PsihoPerihelion

Member
Batigol said:
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.

My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.

Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.

I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.

Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Click to expand...

Now this is the kind of neogaf user I really like.
 
S

Sho_Nuff82

Member
Batigol said:
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.

My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.

Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.

I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.

Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Click to expand...

This was...not as hot as the OP's story.

2 Tofu's/10

Edit: While we're on the subject of hot cousins, I have a distant cousin on my mom's side that I didn't meet until I was 28 (she was 24), at a family reunion no less. Safe to say, the usual "she's your cousin, eww" alarms didn't go off right away. Thank goodness I had a gf.
 
A

Az987

all good things
No condom?

Wait, she looked clean?

Phew, I was worried for a second but if she looked clean you're good to go.
 
D

Dr_Boris_Goltz

Banned
That orgasm stuff is weird... The difference between a blow job orgasm and one induced by my hand is like comparing a long range missile launch to a model rocket.

That said it took me FOREVER to actually have an orgasm with another.
 
E

Ex:2

Member
Batigol said:
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.

My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.

Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.

I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.

Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Click to expand...
oh man. I can almost relate my step sister showed me her hoohaa when were teens, but that was enough for me not to try and bang her hill billy ass.
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Funky Papa said:
This thread is the proverbial rabbit hole. I cringe at what may await us at the end of it.
Click to expand...

You know what lies at the end.

Heavy meets Batigol's sister. They fuck. Batigol gets jealous. Fucks the sister.

Sister gets pregs

Heavy is the sister

Sister is the heavy

Is the baby her brothers or her hers

NeoGAF decides
 
C

CorrisD

badchoiceboobies
hwalker84 said:
You put the pussy on a pedestal. After 30 years of buildup you weren't in the proper mental state. Instead of truly enjoying the feeling you kept thinking why this isn't what you expected it to be which further makes it worse. You said you didn't get hard till you looked at her sucking your Dick. That's what porn will do to you after soo much time. You needed the visual.
Click to expand...

Pretty much what I was going to say after reading the post, over thinking the situation during it is never going to help, and not doing it till you are nearly 30, well, I can't imagine the size of the pedestal his first time was on in his head.
 
F

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Ex:2 said:
oh man. I can almost relate my step sister showed me her hoohaa when were teens, but that was enough for me not to try and bang her hill billy ass.
Click to expand...

I googled for a few seconds looking for a funny pic to reply. Accidentally stumbled upon this.

O0uYPMy.jpg
Click to expand...

I'm not sure if it's somehow related to your case, but I kind of hope so.
 
M

maniac-kun

Member
Batigol said:
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.

My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.

Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.

I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.

Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Click to expand...
0073_hbet.gif
 
J

jordan0386

Member
Your confidence is going to SKY ROCKET.

If you don't get into a serious relationship with her, expect at least 2 more partners for the year.

Happy for you, Heavy. We all deserve to get laid.
 
R

Raiden

Banned
I kinda understand the orgasm part. In time you'll learn to finish yourself off good with her body. It was your first time.

I remember my first time when i entered the female body, all i could think of was how perfect nature shaped us for this exact moment. Its like the ultimate fit ever.
 
B

Batigol

Banned
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I want to hear her side of the story. Like... why would she wanna get down with her long-lost half-brother? Were you a good lay? How overwhelming is the shame? Is it underwhelming? Is she in love with you? Etc?
Click to expand...

I don't know. She didn't feel like a half-sister. First time I'd met her. We were alone downstairs, just happened. If we were just two strangers we would've banged anyway. Does that make sense?

I lasted like 3 minutes. I was a terrible lay. First time using a condom. That and me being dizzy just made me go in and out of limpness.

Nobody knows so I don't feel shame. Only thing I regret really is I wish she wasn't my first.

edit; don't know about the love thing. we don't talk about. Just mundane stuff
 
U

Uncle

Member
This thread offered me so much unnecessary information. But I couldn't stop reading. Oh dear god, I could not stop.
 
W

Willkiller

Banned
Batigol said:
I don't know. She didn't feel like a half-sister. First time I'd met her. We were alone downstairs, just happened. If we were just two strangers we would've banged anyway. Does that make sense?

I lasted like 3 minutes. I was a terrible lay. First time using a condom. That and me being dizzy just made me go in and out of limpness.

Nobody knows so I don't feel shame. Only thing I regret really is I wish she wasn't my first.

edit; don't know about the love thing. we don't talk about. Just mundane stuff
Click to expand...

But did she feel like tofu?
 
N

NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
Batigol said:
I don't know. She didn't feel like a half-sister. First time I'd met her. We were alone downstairs, just happened. If we were just two strangers we would've banged anyway. Does that make sense?
Click to expand...

It happened out of the blue organically? And she knew you were her brother?

I lasted like 3 minutes. I was a terrible lay. First time using a condom. That and me being dizzy just made me go in and out of limpness.

Nobody knows so I don't feel shame. Only thing I regret really is I wish she wasn't my first.

edit; don't know about the love thing. we don't talk about. Just mundane stuff
Click to expand...

So you... still talk to her.
 
M

Murrah

Banned
This is literally the most amazing thing I've ever read. You should be a comedy writer op, and I'm not making fun of you. Your random tangents about hand moisturizer, rock hard cock and "she didn't care" had me dying. I want to bind this in hardcover and give it to my future son one day
 
S

shuri

Banned
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU BANGED HER WITHOUT A CONDOM AND BELIEVED HER WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS ON THE PILL

THE UPCOMING MONTH WILL BE THE LONGEST MONTH OF YOUR LIFE
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Borderliine Personality Disorder. Anybody living with it, or with anybody that has it?
2
75
4K
Azelover replied
  • Locked
Gina Carano was going to get her own Star Wars spin-off before the internet mob got her fired
2
75
4K
ahtlas7 replied
When does losing a pet get easier?
2
79
3K
Blade2.0 replied
How do you deal with long term break ups?
2 3
102
5K
Woggleman replied
Mother in laws and how to stop them?
2 3
100
5K
ThatStupidLion replied
Top Bottom