polyh3dron
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Seriously 75% of posts in these threads being all like "translate please, I don't speak CBOAT hur hur" is getting old.
Seriously 75% of posts in these threads being all like "translate please, I don't speak CBOAT hur hur" is getting old.
Will be very interesting if true. Also what's with all the butt gifs? I don't get it.
My goodness, his typing is so hard to understand. CBOAT may not get paid to post, but we should pay the translators
Can't speak for Amir0x but I request all payments in the form of tiny, bathtub-shaped chocolates.
CBOAT said:*xbone cs treps are bilncg alled in afor nov 15ht
*thes are coantrcftract reps not wactualy wrok for MS. hard lyany of them cdoo.
*new cs softawf impletned for nov 15 w surpo t taxonomy for xbone
*caled "Assisted Support Desktop"
*antiphish stuf in to make hard for niigerian uktranisn rusian pinces to cal bout acoutn info that no t theirkrirs but if culstoner donestn haven email or ahpnone nubmr asocate with acount, xbone reps wil have pwoetr to tell calller to eff off
*...I wish i had zes to some sony cs reps 3 weks ago. oh wel
Best time to get it is in broad daylight. Your buying a 4-500 dollar console, I would be careful where and when I buy it.
Since people love Geis-- PS4 production capacity doubting
was hoping for an update on the sku with no kinect.
So I guess the question is - Are they being called in for training, or are they being called in to work as in all hands on deck..
Told you, man. Probs never gonna happen, definitely not before launch, with pre-orders sold out. Xbox and Kinect are ride and die together now. Mark my words. Kinect will be built into the box next gen.
Well, he works for Polygon, which got paid by Microsoft.Don't believe any shit he spouts out. Remember the secret sauce?
Well, he works for Polygon, which got paid by Microsoft.
What do you expect?
i get paid in the confused and manic tears and reactions of fanboys wondering what is going on and trying to discredit the man
worth more than a billion dollars I can assure you >
A marketplace for used digital games?
That's awesome news.
al parise tha bototcks.
Or they'll do it on their own terms to avoid or delay the courts forcing them to down the line.MS is way too profit conscious to allow digital content resale to happen. They might do it after setting up a real tricky term of service, fine prints, time restriction, and take 50% of the resale fee or something.
Yeah because NeoGAF and its crying over 8.8 scores and the fact i had to carefully word this post in fear of being banned is any better.
Well, he works for Polygon, which got paid by Microsoft.
What do you expect?
The notion of pre-owned digital games is really messing with my head.
How will they replicate the scratched disks--with names written on them in permanent marker--housed within the pizza-stained cases of yore?
Non-issue.
Don't believe any shit he spouts out. Remember the secret sauce?
Again, no news here just like last time.
Wow...MS is looking into some unannounced features.
Cboat, leak something from MS Games Studios or exclusive third party deals.
Alright I've got a Xbox One digital marketplace conspiracy theory forming in my noggin now.
1. Microsoft announces that they will shut down Games for Windows
2. Microsoft hires Steam's Jason Holtman
3. Microsoft still wants to make the Xbox One a primarily digital console
4. Microsoft stealthily fredirects Holtman to help them create a digital marketplace for Xbox One
5. Microsoft and Holtman come up with a system that allows "used digital games" following the ebay model
6. ???
7. Profit?
I actually had no problem reading that. Is something wrong with me?
7. Profit?
CBOAT, look down upon the sodom below! Save your poor blind sheep from the slaughter! Just don't try predicting any Sony stuff this time, chump.
How do you summon him? Lvl reqs?
Uhm .... hes essentially confirming a date after the 15th, which after the Kotaku rumour is interesting to hear?
Told you, man. Probs never gonna happen, definitely not before launch, with pre-orders sold out. Xbox and Kinect are ride and die together now. Mark my words. Kinect will be built into the box next gen.
i'm confused about what cboat is sayin about reddit, can someone clarify.
is it like a "fuck you" cause people at reddit doubt him or what?
Sounds just crazy enough to work.
But seriously, a digital market place where you can sell/trade your digital copies of games are exactly the kind of things MS should have been announcing months ago with their original push for a digital-centric Xbone. I'm far more inclined to believe in a digital future than before if such features are involved. Just hoping that, if/when it does surface, they don't have it hidden behind a paywall - should be of the most basic functionality to any owner to be able to buy/sell/trade digital games.
In any case, hoping something comes of all this.
EDIT: Also, #Nov15ConsoleApocalypse BELIEVE
on our wet dreams.Alright I've got a Xbox One digital marketplace conspiracy theory forming in my noggin now.
1. Microsoft announces that they will shut down Games for Windows
2. Microsoft hires Steam's Jason Holtman
3. Microsoft still wants to make the Xbox One a primarily digital console
4. Microsoft stealthily redirects Holtman to help them create a digital marketplace for Xbox One
5. Microsoft and Holtman come up with a system that allows "used digital games" following the ebay model
6. ???
7. Profit?
Ha! It worked!
it wont.cboat has closer connections to MS.
*rubs eyes*
Why...are the last bunch of posts all in bold @_o
*rubs eyes again* Mine too?
*rubs eyes*
Why...are the last bunch of posts all in bold @_o
*rubs eyes again* Mine too?