I forget the name of the guy, but he was the MS exec who took over for Allard and PM'ed a GAF user, "what have you ever done with your life?" or something to that extent. Pretty hilarious.
Lol that looks intentional because of all the trannysurprise stuff on gaf...
"What is your contribution to society?" I believe. Mr. Jeff Bell said that.
What about the one where the guy was lying about having his 360 on top of a subwoofer, even though he posted pics. Didn't he try to cover by saying it was a wine cooler or some shit?
EDIT: This is the thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=106299
Amirox meltdown was hilarious, and particularly epic because of the detective that looked through his shit.
And from the times when I was a lurker, the Vasper 007 thread provided some of the best laughs of my life.
Ravi Drums and the Nintendo E3 2008 was also hilarious.
Oh god.
I can't stop laughing at the narration.
This one is pretty great too. Anyone know who it is on here?
CHEEZMO™;37554164 said:
"What is your contribution to society?" I believe. Mr. Jeff Bell said that.
"I wiped myself with the napkin, and thanked him for the hospitality." I can't find the thread, it was possibly deleted.
Aztrex, what a weirdo. He was like a grown man or something but he got off telling people his embarrassing stories
He creates a thread with a screen shot showing how he just AIMed his gf with tran porn. Then people discover the wealth of fattie porn sites he has profiles on. Then it makes the front page of Digg (what Reddit used to be called)!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/xeokys/Clipboard01-1.png[IMG]
[url]http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=246732[/url][/QUOTE]
Hahaha I remember this.
[quote="Retro, post: 37554546"]Pretty sure that's where tranny surprise started.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, :lol.
And your contribution to society is ... what?
Jesus you're right that was in 2007.
Perhaps my favorite moment of neogaf was the christmas backfire thread, in which the user baconbitz posted a thread about christmas wallpapers and included a *NO 56K* note on the thread. Somebody found that his photobucket was open and there was a shyamalandingdong twist at the end
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=344121
What are/is your favorite moment?
Oh and I totally forgot the "I almost crapped my pants" thread. So many great stories. The funniest thing I've seen on GAF.
It's someone reading a GAF post aloud, in the most hilariously mocking way possible. I think he's from Something Awful.
The GAF post was not a joke.
That thread has the best single post I've ever seen. I believe it used the phrase "streetwalker's crime trench." It is a colossal shame that that thread got deleted in the purge.
Very recent thread. OP creates thread asking if the internment of Japanese-Americans was the biggest failure of American "justice," adding that he was Japanese, but had just moved to the US last year.
GAF detectives prove that he is just a sad weeaboo, but the OP denies all proof until the very end.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869
What thread is "go ly down" from?
People dislike mods because they are mods? Not true, I'm fond of stump, charlequin and duckroll. People disliked Ami, because he had the habit of being incredibly obnoxious in his arguments. The "ami is de-modded" thread was full of people venting about it.
I disagree with him much of the time, but he's got dialectic balls, which is more than I can say for many I've known, online and off.
CHEEZMO;37562844 said:JBaird's. Along with "20 miles into the woods" and "wat.son".
CHEEZMO;37563937 said:
Probably the Amir0x demoding thread, as I was there from the beginning 'till the end. I think it was the only non E3 thread where I kept pressing F5, shit was just so exciting. Too bad most of it was deleted when the higher power came.
YOu must be easily impressed IRL then. Ami always struck me as an Internet Badass who finally got some mod powers. NOthing special, at all. No way would he act that way IRL.
I took a double dose about 6 minutes ago and went shopping for sleep accoutrmetes for my fair love of my life.we just had some medium meritals and we are off to behuhuhu the rub hive here two 15 tablets and just pol then and the letter are made of stones and the gray is a grout that twists and turns the letter.
Very recent thread. OP creates thread asking if the internment of Japanese-Americans was the biggest failure of American "justice," adding that he was Japanese, but had just moved to the US last year.
GAF detectives prove that he is just a sad weeaboo, but the OP denies all proof until the very end.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869
I remember that thread! It was another one of those GAF is just messing with someone for being attracted to something they don't approve of! That's sure is a popular genre in this topic.
"Oh my, how embarrassing, he likes overweight girls, that's just disgusting! And transsexual people? My, those are the worst!".
That's... not what I meant. I meant that people found his style of argumentation grating, which was exasperated by the fact that he was a mod, giving him a position of authority over others that they felt made challenging him a more difficult and risky proposition.
For what it's worth, I think Ami made a big mistake with the lying, but I've always appreciated that he takes strong stands and defends them vigorously. I disagree with him much of the time, but he's got dialectic balls, which is more than I can say for many I've known, online and off.
Kitsune?(?)I could swear this isn't the first time this has happened. The other time was at least 2 years ago and was revealed by a mod checking his IP address. Any mod recall doing that?
For me the brightest and funniest memory is associated with this thread: Most embarrassing place you've ever farted?
I don't think I have laughed quite as hard at anything else in the recent history beside that thread.
CHEEZMO;37567984 said:^ melon fucking sounds familiar.
Edit: weren't there even "after" pics of the melon, too?
Very recent thread. OP creates thread asking if the internment of Japanese-Americans was the biggest failure of American "justice," adding that he was Japanese, but had just moved to the US last year.
GAF detectives prove that he is just a sad weeaboo, but the OP denies all proof until the very end.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869
I'm relatively new to NeoGaf so I haven't been involved in many legendary threads. This one is my first.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392909&highlight=getting+married&page=20
TL;DR Version: Virgin in his late 20's is deployed to the Philippines, loses his virginity to a whore (literally), falls in love with her, she scams money out of him before breaking up with him. Then for some reason, he marries her sister who is also a whore spends thousands of dollars to bring her over to the US. No surprise, she eventually reveals that she doesn't love him but since she's a selfish piece of shit, she continues to manipulate him into giving her money.
It's honestly one of the most depressing threads I've ever read. The rationalizations the guy makes in the face of repeated warnings is is funny at first, then enraging and finally when he updates us on how big of a cunt she is, it becomes sad.
Led me to this: