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[Boss Doggie]

I wonder if they have served hotdog sandwich with fries inside the bun

 

[XiaNaphryz]

How has MLB-Gaf not invaded this topic yet?

 

[Alucrid]

How has MLB-Gaf not invaded this topic yet?

dollar dog night is the best reason for me to go to a phillies game

 

[Nakazato]

Nothing better than a vienna hot dog with some coleslaw and mustard so good

 

[Like the hat?]

Grilled, with mustard, relish, raw onion. Sometimes ketchup.
I prefer getting nitrate free hot dogs

 

[Malo]

Ketchup > Mustard on a hot dog.

 

[Good Job Bob]

Ketchup > Mustard on a hot dog.

If you're a dirty peasant.

 

[Davey Cakes]

I think ketchup and mustard are equally acceptable hot dog toppings. But if I had to choose only one, I'd go with mustard.

Also, I prefer my hot dogs grilled and slightly charred.

 

[clemenx]

This thread needs pics of Sanjuro and the giant Texas hot dog.

 

[Malo]

If you're a dirty peasant.

Heathen.

 

[Nakazato]

Ketchup > Mustard on a hot dog.

SMH

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Where's captmcblack's condiment rules post? Let's get this thread really going.

 

[TheExodu5]

Hot dogs...the poor man's sausage.

Give me a german sausage with cheese, ketchup, spicy honey mustard, onions, olives, saurkraut over a hotdog anyday.

Also...tomato on a hotdog? That's just not a texture that mixes with hotdogs at all.

 

[jon bones]

spicy mustard is way better than honey mustard, guys

 

[The Frankman]

SMH

you hipster. Ketchup on hotdogs is as American as the human element and the 7th Inning Grope is to baseball.

 

[Malo]

you hipster. Ketchup on hotdogs is as American as the human element and the 7th Inning Grope is to baseball.

Finally one thing mets and yankees fans can agree on.

You're a good man.

 

[TheExodu5]

Hotdog conoisseurs say ketchup on a hotdog is bad because ketchup is a condiment for children...well guess what, you're eating a fucking hotdog, one of the most juvenile foods in existence.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Ketchup > Mustard on a hot dog.

Man, this deserves a custom tag. Something like "Terribly misguided"

 

[RevDM]

What is the best way to cook a hotdog other than outdoor bbq? I normally microwave them to get them hot then put them in the toaster oven.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Ketchup > Mustard on a hot dog.

actually hate mustard but on my hotdogs I put a tiny drop(verysmall) spread it around and it really kicks up the flavor.

 

[Glistening Pomegranate]

Sweet style.

Swap the jelly/jam out for nutella on that, and...............

 

[Askani]

The problem I have with hot dogs is that they taste like hot dogs.

Also I look at those pictures of the "Chicago Dog" and the one with Mayo and Guacamole or whatever on it, and realize there's a hot dog hidden under all that mess. Makes me think everyone else hates the taste so much too that they have to bury it under mounds of overpowering flavors just to eat them. Can you actually taste the hot dog?

I used to like them when I was little. Now I maybe eat two a year. Maybe. And usually some kind of chili dog where the hot dog is an afterthought.

 

[RevDM]

Sweet style.

Swap the jelly/jam out for nutella on that, and...............

WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm a simple man. Ketchup, mustard and relish and that's it. Delicious!

 

[Christian]

Crif Dogs in NYC has the best bacon-wrapped dog I've ever eaten. They have one with chili and a jalapeño relish that almost made me cream in my pants the first time I tried it. Plus, you get to eat on table-top Ms. Pac-Man arcade machines.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

avocado + tomato + mayo =win

What the hell am I looking at.

"Do you want some hotdog with your toppings, sir?"

 

[clemenx]

Sweet style.

Swap the jelly/jam out for nutella on that, and...............

:O :O :O

 

[la flama blanca]

Boiled in hot water, on regular bread with ketchup. Ghetto style, its amazing.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Just ketchup on my hotdog.

Peppers? Onions? Pickles? Are hotdogs burgers now?

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Hotdog conoisseurs say ketchup on a hotdog is bad because ketchup is a condiment for children...well guess what, you're eating a fucking hotdog, one of the most juvenile foods in existence.

You might eat hotdogs.

But I enjoy encased meats, you plebe.

 

[Seraphinianus]

The problem I have with hot dogs is that they taste like hot dogs.

Also I look at those pictures of the "Chicago Dog" and the one with Mayo and Guacamole or whatever on it, and realize there's a hot dog hidden under all that mess. Makes me think everyone else hates the taste so much too that they have to bury it under mounds of overpowering flavors just to eat them. Can you actually taste the hot dog?

I used to like them when I was little. Now I maybe eat two a year. Maybe. And usually some kind of chili dog where the hot dog is an afterthought.

This is where you're wrong and ALSO why you don't put ketchup on a hotdog-- the chicago style ingredients are nicely balanced so that each one is distinct from the other. The hot dog is in contrast to everything else (also why you shouldn't use relish that's too sweet.) Adding ketchup just adds extra sweetness and crushes the hot dog flavor. The hot dog still comes out on top over the rest of the ingredients.

Hotdog conoisseurs say ketchup on a hotdog is bad because ketchup is a condiment for children...well guess what, you're eating a fucking hotdog, one of the most juvenile foods in existence.

what the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Entropia]

http://www.tubbydog.com/

 

[Technosteve]

sriracha > ketchup

not a fan of boiled dogs, grilled all the way

 

[Nakazato]

What is the best way to cook a hotdog other than outdoor bbq? I normally microwave them to get them hot then put them in the toaster oven.

pan sear with a lil bit of water in the pan. Boiling is always good as well

http://www.tubbydog.com/

That aunt may looks so good.

During bbqs i love my hotdogs with potato salad (has to have red pepper in it) and baked beans on it Best shit EVER

 

[Vyer]

Hotdog conoisseurs say ketchup on a hotdog is bad because ketchup is a condiment for children...well guess what, you're eating a fucking hotdog, one of the most juvenile foods in existence.

I've never really heard that. I always thought those folks just thought it was a bad combination. Which it is.

I think everyone realizes hot dogs are pretty juvenile for the most part (though some of the combinations in this thread are a little ....different), that's what's great about 'em.

 

[BlackGhost]

Homemade beans/chilli beans

 

[jyoung188]

My go-to favorite is a barbecued dog, toasted bun, mustard, sauerkraut, and Sriracha.

 

[Avinexus]

http://www.tubbydog.com/

I'm eating Captain Crunch right now and I think I just vomited.


I like my dogs simple. Bun, hotdog, single line of ketchup on top, done.

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

Sweet style.

Swap the jelly/jam out for nutella on that, and...............

Looks glorious. Will have to try this.

I like a simple chili cheese dog topped with mustard.

 

[British Monsoon]

When I'm out, I usually just have it plain, with a bit of cheese and mustard - I'm not fond of traditional hotdog toppings, but at home I like to make hotdogs with apple, bacon and cream cheese.

 

[TheExodu5]

When I'm out, I usually just have it plain, with a bit of cheese and mustard - I'm not fond of traditional hotdog toppings, but at home I like to make hotdogs with apple, bacon and cream cheese.

I like the sound of this.

 

[EYEL1NER]

This has been my favorite lately, from this place called Duncan Dogs here. They have got some good dogs.
Half pound footlong hot dog with chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos, ketchup, mustard, and relish.

It may not look that good but it tastes godly.


I also really like Sonic's hot dogs, for being cheap fast food dogs. I think they taste pretty good.

 

[Lamiafusion]

Looks bad, is amazing

 

[Boss Doggie]

Also how come some serve their hotdogs without certain "cuts" on the sausage? I never really followed that reasoning.

 

[British Monsoon]

I like the sound of this.

Yeah, out of all the 'odd' hotdogs I've tried, it's definitely my favourite - just spread cream cheese on the bun, use a potato slicer to make shavings of apple, apply the apple shavings to the hotdog and then wrap it all in bacon. Goddamn, now I'm hungry.

 

[Seraphinianus]

Goddamn, now I'm hungry.

me too! 20 mins until my local hot dog place opens

 

[NJ Shlice]

It has to be in natural casing and have that SNAP to it. On a potato roll with just a thin line of ketchup, yellow mustard, and relish

 

[DGRE]

Cheese Coney. *Drool*

Cincinnati style chili over the dog with onions and mustard, topped with sharp cheddar. Sooo amazing.

Also, there's a great hotdog restaurant in Columbus that has some awesome combinations: Menu.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Also how come some serve their hotdogs without certain "cuts" on the sausage? I never really followed that reasoning.

The cuts let all of the juices

Spoiler

terrible delicious fat

out

It has to be in natural casing and have that SNAP to it. On a potato roll with just a thin line of ketchup, yellow mustard, and relish

Potato roll is key.


Martin's are the most widely available and just happen to be the best.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Sweet style.

Swap the jelly/jam out for nutella on that, and...............

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