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[NomarTyme]

Married her.

 

[lightless_shado]

Depends on how big we're talking here. Squats could help

she has to have proper form though. Also, with the new rules in place, is a thread like this even acceptable?

 

[FOOTE]

she must eat other butts

With her own butt.

 

[IsayFever]

This thread gives me hope for the future.

 

[Iadien]

Unless you want her to get gross and fat all over, she'd have to work out. A lot.

That depends on the person's metabolism.

 

[Arcipello]

OOOORRRRRR..... you could simply feed her this delightful dish!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

dammit, i forgot about Google. sorry. lock
thanks for the tips

 

[Trent Strong]

This huge ass fetish that everyone has these days really sucks. It didn't used to be this way. Fuck.

 

[Evolved1]

Married her.

lol ok that got me

 

[Degen]

Depends on how big we're talking here. Squats could help

she has to have proper form though. Example:

also, with the new rules in place, is a thread like this even acceptable?

GOOGLE HEAR ME OUT

IT'S AN EXERCISE VIDEO I SWEAR

 

[Zekes!]

This huge ass fetish that everyone has these days really sucks. It didn't used to be this way. Fuck.

What you want a small butt or something

 

[Fry]

This thread gives me hope for the future.

If we figure out how to make butts bigger, then I agree.

 

[daffy]

Depends on how big we're talking here. Squats could help

she has to have proper form though. Example:
http://i56.tinypic.com/4rq25t.gif[IMG]

also, with the new rules in place, is a thread like this even acceptable?[/QUOTE]Well if it is it isn't now after Buttgifs

 

[spindashing]

dat ass

 

[alr1ght]

but really, i bet you could find your answer on yahoo answers.

 

[Trent Strong]

What you want a small butt or something

Small butts can be great if the proportions fit with the rest of her body. But how about a medium butt? Moderation. The middle way.

 

[Maddness]

replace girlfriend

 

[Devolution]

It's genetic. I've never seen a dramatic improvement caused by merely exercising, or one created for that matter - naturally or unnaturally

You haven't seen enough volleyball players.

 

[HiResDes]

This huge ass fetish that everyone has these days really sucks. It didn't used to be this way. Fuck.

 

[G-Fex]

Small butts can be great if the proportions fit with the rest of her body. But how about a medium butt? Moderation. The middle way.

how about Neutral butts?

 

[lightless_shado]

Well if it is it isn't now after Buttgifs

Well I'll be damned, didn't know that they even went after gifs

welp I edited out just to be safe.

 

[Rentahamster]

Feed her pizza.

Hey, it actually works this time!

 

[Barbacoatl]

Pray everyday, eventually she'll get it.

 

[Red_Man]

Think I got a headache from reading the thread title 5 times to understand it.

 

[Maddness]

This huge ass fetish that everyone has these days really sucks. It didn't used to be this way. Fuck.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

You haven't seen enough volleyball players.

After examining the evidence, there is no conclusive proof of this. In fact, most of the examples I am looking at right now are laughable.

 

[yencid]

latinas

 

[watatatow]

Shape > size

 

[lightless_shado]

Shape > size

What if I lust after square and triangle shaped butts? Who the hell are you to tell me I'm wrong?!

 

[Barbacoatl]

*volleyballass.jpg*

Pretty good, but still no bubble butt.

 

[Trent Strong]

how about Neutral butts?

I don't know what a neutral butt is, but it's got to be better than the Kim Kardashian butt.

 

[Strike]

 

[FutureZombie]

Small butts can be great if the proportions fit with the rest of her body. But how about a medium butt? Moderation. The middle way.

Proportion is everything. Even with breasts. For a girl to have nice breasts, they must be bigger than the width of her upper arms. So, small breasts can look really nice, but only if the girl has thin arms. Nothing more tragic than a girl with huge arms and small breasts.


Not sure what the ass formula is, but I know it's out there.

 

[oktarb]

Implant your brain into her butt. You're obviously not using it.

 

[dacuk]

BBB

Bacon + Beer Breakfasts

 

[Barbacoatl]

bbb = bbw

 

[Maddness]

It's funny how this thread must be how an addict feels. "I just have to post one example of the butt I like.... *scratches arm* just one picture...... just one juicy butt."

 

[Devolution]

Imagine its size sans volleyball.

I'd post some vball asses but new policy gaf.

 

[Mailenstein]

This huge ass fetish that everyone has these days really sucks. It didn't used to be this way. Fuck.

These days? Hell no. It's just the women that think they need a body like a 16yo all of a sudden.

 

[daffy]

After examining the evidence, there is no conclusive proof of this. In fact, most of the examples I am looking at right now are laughable.

Well who would do public studies on that? Srsly, butts can be gained from volleyball/softball.

 

[FutureZombie]

Well who would do public studies on that? Srsly, butts can be gained from volleyball/softball.

How do we know it's not just girls with big butts that are playing those sports? Which came first, the butt or the ball?

 

[lightless_shado]

It's genetic. I've never seen a dramatic improvement caused by merely exercising, or one created for that matter - naturally or unnaturally



There's no ass there bro. The pants and angle are fooling you. Also, what new rules?

You can't have threads about sexual matters something like that
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=437077

re-reading it, I don't think this thread necessarily breaks any rules.

Also, trust me meus, if you knew who that was, you wouldn't disagree.(about the ass)

Well who would do public studies on that? Srsly, butts can be gained from volleyball/softball.

Sorry bro, but dancers(urban dance, not contemporary, classical or ballet) have the best asses. Gymnasts come in close second.

 

[Delio]

I dunno about females but a male with a big butt is amazing <3

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Spank her ass more.

Hey...honestly? for some reason this seems to have an effect. beat it up + some smacking?

seems to increase size over time. idk

 

[Devolution]

How do we know it's not just girls with big butts that are playing those sports? Which came first, the butt or the ball?

If you knew some women who played they could tell you. I played in highschool, got ass, stopped playing, ass gone.

 

[DominoKid]

How do we know it's not just girls with big butts that are playing those sports? Which came first, the butt or the ball?

The ball. Definitely the ball.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

HAR HAR HAR

 

[lordfroakie]

Date a girl with a big butt. Problem solve

 

[Dreams-Visions]

If you knew some women who played they could tell you. I played in highschool, got ass, stopped playing, ass gone.

YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART

STOP IT

 

[Zoramon089]

You can't have threads about sexual matters something like that
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=437077

re-reading it, I don't think this thread necessarily breaks any rules.

So basically, no pics allowed, right?