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[Tater Tot]

Sup gaf, I just found out that ALL of my underwear have skidmarks. After I noticed this, I began to wipe my ass with fury and concentrated will. However, the problem still remains, it became increasingly evident as I do not use underwear with my pijamas and this morning when I took them off, I saw that I had a huge skidmark. I am beginning to suspect that I have a problem, but I also come to you GAF in seek of advice. For those of you that suffer from this problem, how do you conceal the skid marks. Are they possible to eliminate?

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Sup gaf, I just found out that ALL of my underwear have skidmarks. After I noticed this, I began to wipe my ass with fury and concentrated will. However, the problem still remains, it became increasingly evident as I do not use underwear with my pijamas and this morning when I took them off, I saw that I had a huge skidmark. I am beginning to suspect that I have a problem, but I also come to you GAF in seek of advice. For those of you that suffer from this problem, how do you conceal the skid marks. Are they possible to eliminate?

Ask the guy down the hall.

 

[MilesWebber]

Finish pooping?

 

[vordhosbn]

dude wash your ass, seriously just wiping? ew

 

[CurseoftheGods]

 

[xelios]

You have a couple of options.

A) ^^^

B) Every time you poo, wipe with damp toiler paper 'til nothing is left.

C) Every time you poo, wash your ass out in the bath tub. Not recommended if you take baths in it.

 

[FromTheFuture]

It's called wipe your ass when you are done taking a shit. So simple!

 

[BlazingDarkness]

merry christmas! :lol

 

[TabletopTictacs]

Dye your boxers brown.

 

[rexor0717]

Nasty-GAF makes its return.

 

[SapientWolf]

wash your ass

.

 

[FStop7]

Better hygiene?

Switch to dark colored underwear?

 

[Koodo]

Clean your shit. I'm an extremely hairy motherfucker down there and I don't have skid marks.

You could try to dampen the toilet paper (and then use a dry one), that helps remove the really sticky stuff.

 

[DonMigs85]

you probably suffer from anal leakage. Avoid fatty/greasy foods, increase fiber intake and take a probiotic.

 

[Mistouze]

Is it because you are hairy as fuck down there or just a massive fat-ass?

Use babywipes?

 

[Snuggles]

have your butthole sealed shut

 

[Joe]

wipe front to back until its clean then back to front until its clean and then use a baby wipe.

 

[pseudocaesar]

Tampon?

 

[jamesinclair]

Stop purchasing white underwear

 

[Mr Jared]

 

[mj1108]

You obviously suck at wiping your ass.

 

[wenis]

are you 10 years old OP?

 

[FStop7]

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Edit: Damn, beaten...

 

[threenote]

 

[RobotChant]

eat more fiber.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Dye your boxers brown.

the only right answer

 

[RadioHeadAche]

There is so much ass going on here.

 

[dvdjamm]

 

[Veidt]

Christmas is one helluva drug.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

Just wear colored underwear. You can basically take a dump in them and it won't show (the darker the better).

 

[_Bro]

Put some toilet paper around your index finger and stick it up your bum. You obviously have little rabbit nuggets on the brink that you can't poop out. You're just getting enough stress to give them that last push later in the day or relaxing enough for them to roll out in your sleep.

 

[Evenball]

you probably suffer from anal leakage. Avoid fatty/greasy foods, increase fiber intake and take a probiotic.

pretty much this. Also cut down on Caffeine/soft drinks, avoid drinking too much carbonated drinks as they cause gas and leakage.

 

[Sinatar]

Fold up some tp and leave it in your crack? :lol

 

[DonMigs85]

Fold up some tp and leave it in your crack? :lol

That's for nosebleeds only

 

[Axion22]

Me? I'm not taking a stab at curing the source of the problem. No, sir. We are beyond that.

Just forfeit a portion of your earnings to the Clorox Company every week/month/however long in return for this:

 

[threenote]

Fold up some tp and leave it in your crack? :lol

No, this doesn't work. The TP ends up falling out of your leg or hanging from the back of your pants.

 

[_Bro]

No, this doesn't work. The TP ends up falling out of your leg or hanging from the back of your pants.

you have to tear it off first, not just walk away from the roll after sticking on end up your magic sack.

 

[Husker86]

Wipe in both directions, going only one way shovels the shit.

 

[Jea Song]

Quit wearing white underwear. Wash your ass. Eat food that doesn't make you have diarrhea.

 

[big_z]

i wonder if the OP is obese. maybe he farts and sweats constantly and cant wipe because of his size.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I love Christmas Gaf :lol

 

[Strike]

Try these. More effective than wiping with toilet paper.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Baby wipe is the only answer. Unless you eat like shit and stain your pants every time you pass gas.

 

[BitchTits]

Ask your parents to toilet train you again, you're obviously a slow learner.

 

[BloodySinner]

No, I am not.

 

[jakncoke]

No, this doesn't work. The TP ends up falling out of your leg or hanging from the back of your pants.

then duct tape to keep it up

 

[Coins]

How did you just find out that youve been shitting your drawers?

 

[Rewrite]

Damn, Holiday GAF is on a roll. I don't even know what to tell you. Can you not wipe properly?

 

[rise888]

I used to occasionally get skidmarks no matter how much I wiped. Wet wipes work, but I bought a bidet and it made my life a whole lot easier: