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[mrklaw]

more socially retarded than virgin, but ok.

They'd have to remove me and my hands by force.

Sure, but where to put it? The arse is both tempting, and a naturally comfortable place to put your hand. But too much? So you sort of end up holding her knee :/

 

[gimmmick]

I do that....




....

Are you a virgin?

 

[Jasoco]

Are you a virgin?

Are you a virgin?

Answer this question!

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Jesus Christ. The so close yet so far...
I've been up for 30 min and have already had to try to contain an outburst of laughter so I don't wake the wife.

I have no idea where else I'd even find this kind of shit if I didn't come here.

 

[EricHasNoPull]

But more specifically...the designated creepy threads with Selena Gomez avatars

^^ This and This.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if all of those Gomez and Justice obsessed Gafers from that creepy thread also sported a hover hand if and when they got a "meet and greet" photo op with the said teens.

 

[Wallach]

I think the third pic down guy should be exempt. Jealous regardless of hand position, damn.

 

[ResidentDante]

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.

Nice pic of Selena Gomez there!

 

[mcrae]

What they don't show is Summer Glau's hand hovering behind him! Seriously though, are they told not to touch them?

Summer looks great as ever btw

nah they are allowed

 

[Rewrite]

Nice pic of Selena Gomez there!

I don't know why, but this is making me laugh so fucking much.

 

[zoukka]

I don't know why, but this is making me laugh so fucking much.

It is because right now you noticed the resemblence : D

 

[spyshagg]

nah they are allowed

Oh she likes him. She wants him. That's the "I'd do him face".

 

[Jasoco]

nah they are allowed

Where is this GIF from? Where are all the photos from? What was the event she was at? Story?

 

[Aselith]

Major Nelson lol. Poor guy even being Xbox PR mouth can't get him laid.

 

[Sibylus]

there are no words
http://i.imgur.com/hE1lv.jpg

They're all hoverhanding? Fuckin' robots, man.

 

[dejay]

Major Nelson lol. Poor guy even being Xbox PR mouth can't get him laid.

Going up to a girl and saying you work for Xbox isn't going to get many people laid.

They're all hoverhanding? Fuckin' robots, man.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right isn't a virgin.

 

[Nintendo Playstation]

^^ This and This.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if all of those Gomez and Justice obsessed Gafers from that creepy thread also sported a hover hand if and when they got a "meet and greet" photo op with the said teens.

Try again dude. A couple years ago.

 

[Barrow Roll]

What's wrong with this guy? A nice looking girl is kissing him and his face is one of pure idiocy, like he doesn't want it.

Well here's the context behind the pic.

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=9486397&postcount=16

And as others have pointed out, that's Mew2King, one of the top Smash Bros Melee and Brawl players.

 

[Aselith]

Going up to a girl and saying you work for Xbox isn't going to get many people laid.


Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right isn't a virgin.

What about going up to a girl and saying you work for Microsoft? Here's what Microsoft means to most people: $$$$$$

 

[trinest]

Answer this question!

Well its pretty obvious the answer is yes.

 

[Kurtofan]

Try again dude. A couple years ago.

I see hovering.

 

[ResidentDante]

Try again dude. A couple years ago.

*hovering pic*

What?

 

[kharma45]

I see hovering.

:lol I knew someone would say it.

 

[The Shadow]

I see hovering.

Not only that but he LOOKS creepy. I assume Hillary Duff was being closely watched by an armed body guard.

 

[Nintendo Playstation]

I see hovering.

See what you want in a crappy scan of a crappier polaroid, but that's shadow. I was content getting a photo with her, she pulled me next to her. I was willing to oblige.

:lol I knew someone would say it.

Yeah, me too. That's what I get for posting a self-pic on GAF.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Perhaps they fear getting huge, embarrassing boners if they actually make skin contact.
Or it could be an extreme fear of a sexual harassment case.

imo i think it's the fear that touching them may lead to them getting slapped or rejected or humiliated or deemed "creepy"

 

[Cronox]

I have a picture of me doing this with the girl I liked at my High School junior prom. Now I know better, but for virgins and the socially awkward the uncovered shoulder is a problem area, because one is not sure permission to touch has been granted.

Luckily I've had sex many times and no longer find physical boundaries to be a big deal. We obsess over the unknown. Who knew.

 

[Celine]

Losing your virginity makes you able to trespass a girl's defence shields or some shit.

 

[Kurtofan]

See what you want in a crappy scan of a crappier polaroid, but that's shadow. I was content getting a photo with her, she pulled me next to her. I was willing to oblige.


Yeah, me too. That's what I get for posting a self-pic on GAF.

You say "shadow" I see at least two retracted fingers .

 

[Aselith]

See what you want in a crappy scan of a crappier polaroid, but that's shadow. I was content getting a photo with her, she pulled me next to her. I was willing to oblige.


Yeah, me too. That's what I get for posting a self-pic on GAF.

Way to pretend like you don't give a fuck after posting a INDISPUTABLE PROOF photo. "Look at this no hover photo! What you see hovering? Well, think what you want whatevs think what you want." Derp

 

[Nintendo Playstation]

Not only that but he LOOKS creepy. I assume Hillary Duff was being closely watched by an armed body guard.

And I'm the creepy one. Gotcha.

Spoiler

I know that may or may not be you, but it proves my point. :/ Take it easy bro.

 

[ResidentDante]

The game.

 

[mcrae]

See what you want in a crappy scan of a crappier polaroid, but that's shadow. I was content getting a photo with her, she pulled me next to her. I was willing to oblige.


Yeah, me too. That's what I get for posting a self-pic on GAF.

lol dude what do you have to prove? you're trying to hard.
a. dont upload pics of yourself if you dont expect some people to make fun
b. of course she pulled you towards her, celebrities do this shit to be nice. 'willing to oblige' lol wtf is this shit

 

[J. M. Romeo]

The game.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME AAAAAAA

And it's a free download now? I'm playing that shit tonight

 

[DryEyeRelief]

Nice pic of Selena Gomez there!

:lol

 

[The Shadow]

The game.

That wasn't too bad of a game considering it was a freebie with Windows 95.

 

[ResidentDante]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME AAAAAAA

And it's a free download now? I'm playing that shit tonight

Me and my dad played this all the time in Windows 95, I tried it again recently with the free download too :lol

 

[m3k]

i used to be kindve like that, now ive gone to closed fist but hugging the girl :lol

not quite there yet

 

[Chinner]

 

[Celine]

It's his sister.

Even better !

Spoiler

am I doing right GAF ?

 

[Nintendo Playstation]

lol dude what do you have to prove? you're trying to hard.
a. dont upload pics of yourself if you dont expect some people to make fun
b. of course she pulled you towards her, celebrities do this shit to be nice. 'willing to oblige' lol wtf is this shit

Chillax. It's the Internet. I knew what was coming long before I decided to post a pic. Yet you act like it matters to me what other people think. I sign off the computer and my life will go on regardless of what happens here. DILLIGAF? Actually, that's probably a stupid question. Apparently I do. Have a nice day man.

 

[Sibylus]

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right isn't a virgin.

Inflatable womb. That baby is a decoy!

 

[Scrow]

how to spot a virgin?

look at the gaf member list.

ah ha ha haaaa...

 

[RedShift]

The game.

Holy shit I remember that game.

The look of horror on that smash bro's face is brilliant. It's made better by the little things like him wearing a crown and the disembodied hand appearing out of nowhere to drag her away

 

[mcrae]

DILLIGAF? Actually, that's probably a stupid question.

very stupid because i cant imagine wtf it stands for. "do i something something something, GAF?" is my best guess.

 

[SolarPowered]

I used to touch them, but I stopped when I saw that most girls just get uncomfortable. Some girls are fine with physical contact so it's just a matter of finding boundaries. Don't feel very comfortable touching people though.

Spoiler

I'd touch the shit out of Summer Glau though!

 

[Amir0x]

I think I've heard of this guy. He created some site that had insane details about frames and animations for attacks in SSB Melee. I think he's quasi famous among hardcore SSB tourney goers.

classic Asperger's

 

[zoukka]

I see hovering.

Definately.

 

[Neki]

Was just reading this thread and all the hate in it. :lol

 

[Ashes]

Paging Pinko Marx

pretty sure he came out recently to say that he was not a virgin. fuck it, I feel too old for this thread...

 

[Koodo]

nah they are allowed

I'd let him break my combo too.

The game.

http://rabidmedia.weebly.com/uploads/4/4/1/6/4416690/4408808.jpg

Forget the game, you have such a flawless avatar. :')