Valkyr Junkie
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Barely a pleat, yo.
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I filmed myself using a bidet for the first time. Then it went viral.
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Barely a pleat, yo.
Get out of here.
I knew you'd be famous one day Menelaus, but honestly, I thought it would be for breaking into someones house naked and then masturbating and shitting on their carpet. I did not expect this.
BadAss2961
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For a moment, as I read that story, the thought of it being me seemed not that unbelievable. I am a terrible human.
Joke post? I can't tell with GAF sometimes
of course it is
still, not that hard to believe, isn't it
Omg I'm dying here hahahaha. This will make for some great reaction gifs.
RumblingRosco
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So wait, you sign up for that Amazon Affiliates thing, put a link in your info, and then any time someone clicks it it puts a cookie on their system that gives you a cut of what Amazon sells to that person over the next day or two even if it's not the thing you linked? Shit son.
Technosteve
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GAF wipe thread taken to the logical conclusion
Vermillion
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Fucking brilliant, mate.
Prophet Steve
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So, are you planning on keeping it?
A bidet to the butt isn't a punch to the face...butt feels like a clean, slippery little goose
Hell yeah, it's a great product!
Dreams-Visions
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amazing.
chadderbox77
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My wife and I are wondering how do you dry? Does it dry you? I guessed you still used TP to dry, she is guessing you use a towel? I thought it'd be gross to have a poop towel hanging nearby. Please enlighten us...
the_log_ride
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'Caught wind of this video from a friend... backtraced and found out it was from GAF. Glorious.
Snkfanatic
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This is a fantastic story hahaha wow
dehydratedbabies
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I watched it the other day on reddit, now I get to read about the aftermath on NeoGAF. The Internet is a great place.
I laughed at this while shitting. This gif made me shit better.
Perfect.
And yeah, the cat is what takes the video from good to great. Congratulations Menelaus, you're living the dream.
I laughed at this while shitting. This gif made me shit better.
The best part of this is how this relates to the king from his avatar.
Perfect.
And yeah, the cat is what takes the video from good to great. Congratulations Menelaus, you're living the dream.
This is a cheapo model, so no it doesn't dry you. I just dap with a square of TP if I don't have time to drip dry. A poop towel sounds disgusting.
About $50-$60. I considered it, until I remembered that it takes about an hour to get hot water flowing in that sink, which is the line the bidet would be pulling from.
Baconsaurus Rex
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This guy has something with butts
Wait huh, why would you need hot water... if the bidet warms the water itself?
This guy has something with butts
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002UTDG5K/?tag=neogaf0e-20
And how, exactly, is the bidet going to do that? You gonna run an electrical cord under your toilet bowl? Have fun dying hilariously!
i'm sure there are models that DO warm it, but that's a major appliance at that point
Thug Waffle
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lol this is awesome. bravo, op.
You are supposed to use them in combination, first you clean yourself with the toilet paper then with the bidet... wait, why am i explain this.
It's so weird that so many people never used one lol. I'm my country they are an everyday item.
Frank Jaeger
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No idea, but I'd love a bidet... but the idea of near freezing water hitting my asshole doesn't sound good.
And January's award for Best Out-of-Context Sentence goes to...
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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The house I just bought has a handheld bidet in the bathroom on the main floor. It looks like this:
And here is from the website demonstrating the spray:
And the description:
I haven't used it yet, but dammit I will at least give it a go.
Greatest invention ever. I love it (and miss it) so much!
The pressure scares me. I tested it into the bowl and it was really intense. Though it will make cleaning the toilet a breeze.
So this is pretty interesting too, forgot to add to the OP. Look at the effect this video had on that particular bidet!
You should get some kind of spokesman deal going with them. You could be the official face (and ass) of their bidet line.
meltingparappa
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Every single aspect of this seems positive, for your "fame" (hurr), your finances, the bidet company, and the awareness of the incredible possible heights of hygiene.
Congratulations, you have made the world a better place, and at such a young age, too!
Congratulations, you have made the world a better place, and at such a young age, too!
almost as hypnotic as gandalf noding.
Handheld one doesnt seem very sanitary. I can imagine all the oops! moments getting it too close to the bootyhole or poo stalagmites dropping at the wrong time.
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