Valkyr Junkie
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Don't you still have to...dry off?
Barely a pleat, yo.
Don't you still have to...dry off?
Ashodin was on to catch a predator
lmao
I knew you'd be famous one day Menelaus, but honestly, I thought it would be for breaking into someones house naked and then masturbating and shitting on their carpet. I did not expect this.
Ashodin was on to catch a predator
Joke post? I can't tell with GAF sometimes
A bidet to the butt isn't a punch to the face...butt feels like a clean, slippery little gooseHow's your butt feeling? Have you used the bidet again?
Hell yeah, it's a great product!So, are you planning on keeping it?
This is really accurate. And those eyes weird me out.Bart Simpson all grown up and on crack.
The best part of this is how this relates to the king from his avatar.
My wife and I are wondering how do you dry? Does it dry you? I guessed you still used TP to dry, she is guessing you use a towel? I thought it'd be gross to have a poop towel hanging nearby. Please enlighten us...
I'd get one... but our water is cold as shit here. Wonder how much a heated version is.
About $50-$60. I considered it, until I remembered that it takes about an hour to get hot water flowing in that sink, which is the line the bidet would be pulling from.
This guy has something with butts
Wait huh, why would you need hot water... if the bidet warms the water itself?
Using a bidet is much more hygienic, cost effective and you're not sending paper into the sewerage system.
And how, exactly, is the bidet going to do that? You gonna run an electrical cord under your toilet bowl? Have fun dying hilariously!
i'm sure there are models that DO warm it, but that's a major appliance at that point
It's kind of mind boggling how easily this money is flowing in for me spraying my asshole with water for 2 minutes and sharing it.
The house I just bought has a handheld bidet in the bathroom on the main floor. It looks like this:
And here is from the website demonstrating the spray:
And the description:
I haven't used it yet, but dammit I will at least give it a go.
Greatest invention ever. I love it (and miss it) so much!
So this is pretty interesting too, forgot to add to the OP. Look at the effect this video had on that particular bidet!
Greatest invention ever. I love it (and miss it) so much!