And on the sixth day the LORD David Bowie created man and woman in His image. And he saw that it was good. On the seventh day the LORD created videogames so that He might take the bloody day off for once.
So if this is real, Nintendo is definitely sending Reggie to his house to straighten him the fuck out. I can see it now, Reggie driving up to this dude's house and then straightening him out and making his escape on a jet ski.
So I've been wondering why Yoshi's Land and Soul Hackers were the only one with stars next to them. Maybe they are supposed to be newly announced titles? And the others are either old titles or just for that series in general. That explains why it just says "Metroid" and "Metal Gear Solid". Though that would seemingly confirm a MGS title heading towards WiiU. Aslo the numbers in parenthesis were the number of replies that each "community" got. Just between Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Scott.
Also I realize now that the conversation was cut off of the picture. Sorry, was just trying to focus on the titles. Tom Cruise or whoever said "Am I the only one that named Link "Zelda"?" or something. And then the other responded with a reference to the Zelda cartoon with "WELL, EXCUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!". And Scott only posted broken images.
Edit: Could "Soul Hackers" possible be the Devil Summoner game?