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[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

Whatever happened to staying up late to watch blurry breasts on Wild On E!, and Comedy Central's late-night Girls Gone Wild infomercials?


Ahhh... the golden years.

Good times

Remember channel 99? Where it was all fuzzy and you could barely make out a boob once every 15 minutes.

That was like the Bronze Age compared to what kids got now.

Fine tuning could make the channel work, in black and white mind you but it was nice. Still I preferred cinemax nights of climax instead of the raw real thing . Emmanuelle in Space was the GOAT

OP I suggest you for you as a man to have a talk, a reasonable one, with them. Tell them there will be a time for that but they are still to young for it. Even if its a lie they will stop at least make it tougher or reconsider , don't bring the mom into it or any woman for that matter.

Also uncle Andy time!

 

[DJ_Lae]

That sounds about right. Granted, when I was that age it was a lot harder to find porn, I was lucky to find the odd low resolution softcore photo...and they would take forever to download.

These days it's almost too easy. You don't have to work for those tits at all.

 

[CadetMahoney]

"weiner in butt" as search terms?

 

[ricardo_sousa11]

Once I found my little brother, he was 5 or so, had been lookin on youtube for "boobies".

I found it adorable, but still got him grounded -.-

 

[Avixph]

OP, why are you dating someone with kids in the first place?

Spoiler

;-p

 

[Knoxcore]

11 and 12 huh?

I saw my first porno when I was 6. It was a gangbang. Really, I don't see why you should try to prevent them or shield them from sex. Just tell them it is something adults do and that they should in no way act out what they are seeing. Just pretend they are not watching it anymore. They are in that age where they discover masturbation. You really think they will stop watching?

 

[Northeastmonk]

I was grounded for an entire month because my folks found archived jpegs of women in the browsing history. They banned me from a lot of things. Don't parents take things away? Why not just take his tablet away for a while? There has been an outcry against spanking, so just take his device away?

You're giving him access to the internet. I don't see why parents don't do this. Mess with the parental control settings.

You can look at porn on your game console and you can save jpegs. There's also parental controls on that as well. Not that this applies to OP, but people want to blame developers, the adult entertainment industry, and the like. They don't realize that it's content available to anyone. If they can't mess with a few settings then they shouldn't trust a device to their children. A phone in a child's hand is even worse. What if some stranger gets a hold of it or they do something stupid with it?

I always tell people to keep passwords on their tablets, PCs, phones, USB thumb drive, etc.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

join them

 

[Rest]

join them

Uhhh... Are you sure you meant that?

 

[Tesseract]

i would er them away from the disgusting shit, more towards vanilla stuff.

then let them go free, explore the universe you magnificent parasite!

 

[Hydroside]

Make sure it's not the weird stuff, and if it is, tell them they can only watch that when

they're older.

 

[Tesseract]

first porn site i visited was something like ultrawiredsex dot com, or something. it was way ahead of its time, great stuff.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Give suggestions?

 

[injurai]

I would give them the talk on catching computer viruses.

 

[Soriku]

At what point does porn start getting too weird?

 

[Cream]

At what point does porn start getting too weird?

No such point.

 

[K.Sabot]

Creep them out by asking what they're into and hope you create a minor mental trauma that is attached to pornography (and not you).

 

[Unbounded]

Introduce them to the big list.

If they're going to watch porn, they're at least going to do it right.

 

[faridmon]

Would refer them to Neogaf!

 

[How About No]

No such point.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Did you watch porn at 12?

 

[Megalosaro]

As long as he wasn't watching Child Porn, I'd be fine.

I'd be really weirded out if he was into some freaky shit though. No child has a right to be kinkier than me.

 

[Lulubop]

Found my Mom's porn stash around that age, it didn't know what ejaculation was and it freaked me the fuck out. I was going through like puberty at the time though, so I week later I was back in dere.

 

[smurfx]

There are several ways to block access to many sites. If they manage to get around it then you just have to hold that L.

 

[Cream]

Found my mom's porn stash snooping around her room when I was little.

It was actually an illustrated comic series about a black girl who was cursed by a witch, and was slowly turning into a plant every time she orgasmed. She had a pussy growing out of the palm of each of her hands. It was called Alraune.

She had all six issues.

She also had some old vintage porn cartoons and anime VHS tapes.

Found a big purple dildo too.

 

[akachan ningen]

You don't give kids tablets or smartphones until you decide that they're old enough to lose their innocence.

 

[v1lla21]

Loool. Normal age to start watching it. I remember going on the wwe website just to look at Divas. First video I saw was a tera Patrick one.

My cousin used to have an iPod video loaded with porn. His parents never knew about it because he would rename the videos to things like cool soccer tricks, best ronaldo goals, Barcelona wins and what not. We would share the iPod and load it with different videos we would download. One day, one of my other cousins got caught using it and he blamed s different cousin. Needless to say, all of us got searched and I was the only one not caught with porn. Fun times.

 

[clearacell]

Fapping started at 11 years old on the regular. They sound pretty healthy to me, I wish I had porn that accessible at that age, all I had was cheap HBO late night stuff and fuzzy spice channel on our families black box.

 

[Lothar]

Above all else, you should make them aware that they're not doing anything wrong. Your SO handled it okay by not taking the tablet, but the kid was still crying for doing something natural his age that he shouldn't be ashamed of. That's bad.

There are several ways to block access to many sites. If they manage to get around it then you just have to hold that L.

Why would you want to block their access to the sites?

 

[Meffer]

Let it go, kids will find porn. Don't bombarded them that you found out either, since this will make them more secretive from you. Just tell them at some other time about growing up, bird and bees and how to be responsible about this type of stuff.

 

[pgtl_10]

There is bad porn sites? Man I've been out of the porn loop.

 

[Meffer]

There is bad porn sites? Man I've been out of the porn loop.

Depends what it is. Gross stuff like vore and guro or scat, that stuff creeps me out.

 

[pgtl_10]

Emmanuelle v. Dracula is awesome. Why can't porn be that good anymore?

 

[punkmaggit]

what else did you expect them to do when you gave them tablets at 12

Absolutely this. Set up parental controls.

 

[SDBurton]

This.

Standard high-production/amateur and I will be alright. Just talk with them about it and where not to look at/for it.

Hentai, and that'll be a paddlin'.

Can't. Breathe.

Found my mom's porn stash snooping around her room when I was little.

It was actually an illustrated comic series about a black girl who was cursed by a witch, and was slowly turning into a plant every time she orgasmed. She had a pussy growing out of the palm of each of her hands. It was called Alraune.

She had all six issues.

She also had some old vintage porn cartoons and anime VHS tapes.

Found a big purple dildo too.

 

[the_firewithin]

Found my mom's porn stash snooping around her room when I was little.

It was actually an illustrated comic series about a black girl who was cursed by a witch, and was slowly turning into a plant every time she orgasmed. She had a pussy growing out of the palm of each of her hands. It was called Alraune.

She had all six issues.

She also had some old vintage porn cartoons and anime VHS tapes.

Found a big purple dildo too.

 

[uncredited male]

Depends what it is. Gross stuff like vore and guro or scat, that stuff creeps me out.

I don't know what one of those terms mean. Another I can guess but am not certain. I take comfort in this lack of knowledge.

 

[Coconut]

Buy them a subscription to playboy and trick them into reading like my parents did.

 

[pgtl_10]

I don't know what one of those terms mean. Another I can guess but am not certain. I take comfort in this lack of knowledge.

I looked them up. Not my cup of tea.

 

[the black pearl]

Found my mom's porn stash snooping around her room when I was little.

It was actually an illustrated comic series about a black girl who was cursed by a witch, and was slowly turning into a plant every time she orgasmed. She had a pussy growing out of the palm of each of her hands. It was called Alraune.

She had all six issues.

She also had some old vintage porn cartoons and anime VHS tapes.

Found a big purple dildo too.

I had a couple friends over when I was 11. They snooped around in my parents room and found a dildo.

 

[Derwind]

Ha, my first encounter with porn was a playboy cutout on a tree by a creek near my school, then at my best friends house watching his Dads secret porn vhs's. Everything in between was my awesome imagination.

Shieet... kids have it easy these days.

Also, they're 12, its not that big a deal. At least thats my guess.

 

[NossEntertainment]

Block those websites on your network or take it away from them? because thats a young age to start getting into "Sex" addicted pleasure. If they get into the habit of wanting to have sex, they have a higher chance at becoming sexual active a younger age.

I remember when i was in middle school in 8th grade and there was this one girl who was sleeping around with 11th to 12th graders in high school. Its disgusting.

 

[Sun Bather]

Whatever you do, be sure to tell the kids that the livejasmin are not real and does not want to meet up with them.

 

[Nakho]

Don't let them buy subscriptions, that's for losers.

 

[Xe4]

Better than catching them reading GAF.


Seriously though, I'd sit them down and explain the potential negative effects on their brains.

"If you spend your time watching porn, it might make you dumb and less attractive to actual girls." - which is kind of a "boogie-man" type of lesson but at least it might make them think twice.

Also tell them that masturbating will make their hands hairy, and their dicks smaller. Oh and don't forget to put a chastity belt on them.
/s

I can't believe people think this way. Viewing erotica/porn is natural, people have been doing it for hundreds, potentially thousands of years, depending on your definition. Sit down and (gasp) have a talk with your kids, about wearing condoms, even though the actors don't, and explain that what they are viewing is fantasy.

You can't stop people from viewing porn, generations of parents have tried and failed, kids will find a way so at least help them understand what they are watching.

 

[Amory]

I'd probably not bring it up. I did it, I still do it. If I tried to stop them it'd be both hypocritical and very uncomfortable.

 

[Gintamen]

Then nothing.

Unless he stops watching any other kind of movies, there would be nothing wrong with that. I wish softoorn would still run at nights. Such a better introduction than all that HC of today.

 

[Finaika]

I'll scold them.

 

[Helmholtz]

Never had a tablet growing up because they weren't a thing yet, but I'd imagine they would make it a lot easier to stealthily watch porn. Probably should have thought about that before getting them tablets.
12 years old seems pretty normal though. It's natural so I don't see what the problem is. Only thing you could do at this point is take the tablets away, but I doubt that would go down well. I say just let it be. They're going to discover porn at one point or another, and it's not like it's something you just stop looking at forever.

 

[RDreamer]

Whatever happened to staying up late to watch blurry breasts on Wild On E!, and Comedy Central's late-night Girls Gone Wild infomercials?


Ahhh... the golden years.

Oh man, yeah, I used to wait for the blurry ass Girls Gone Wild commercials.