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It appears that Demi Moore will be available again.

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To quote the AP,

"APNewsBreak: Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher
SANDY COHEN
From Associated Press
November 17, 2011 4:50 PM EST

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Demi Moore is ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, the 49-year-old actress told The Associated Press on Thursday.

Moore and Kutcher, 33, were wed in September 2005. The couple's relationship became tabloid fodder in recent months as rumors swirled about Kutcher's alleged infidelity.

"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation," according to her statement to the AP.

The pair frequently used Twitter to communicate with each other as millions of fans followed along — even amid rumors of Kutcher's infidelity. The day before their sixth wedding anniversary, Moore ominously quoted philosopher Epictetus: "When we are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger."

Moore and Kutcher created the DNA Foundation, also known as the Demi and Ashton Foundation, in 2010 to combat the organized sexual exploitation of girls around the globe. They later lent their support to the United Nations' efforts to fight human trafficking, a scourge the international organization estimates affects about 2.5 million people worldwide.

Moore was previous ly married to actor Bruce Willis for 13 years. They had three daughters together — Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Belle — before divorcing in 2000. Willis later married model-actress Emma Heming in an intimate 2009 ceremony at his home in Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos Islands that was attended by their children, as well as Moore and Kutcher."
 

Aguirre

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Double D

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So this means more episodes of Punk'd? And really, who didn't see this coming six years ago? Bruce Willis needs to make with the sympathy bonings.
 

Borgnine

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I don't understand, why would a 33 year old man cheat when he's got some 50 year old full bush wadded up dishrag to go home to? Makes no sense.
 
Some of these comments though. Really, she's ugly to you Olympian beauties? "Who'd want to fuck that full bush!?! I prefer it clean a pre-pubescent looking, like in the porn I watch." At the risk of going "leave Brittany, alone!" I just don't understand these comments about whether you want to fuck a woman or not, no matter what the topic is.
 

Satch

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Byakuya769 said:
Some of these comments though. Really, she's ugly to you Olympian beauties? "Who'd want to fuck that full bush!?! I prefer it clean a pre-pubescent looking, like in the porn I watch." At the risk of going "leave Brittany, alone!" I just don't understand these comments about whether you want to fuck a woman or not, no matter what the topic is.
fwiw she could poke an eye out with her knees
 

bud

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Borgnine said:
I don't understand, why would a 33 year old man cheat when he's got some 50 year old full bush wadded up dishrag to go home to? Makes no sense.

perhaps he wanted something tight, warm and moist instead of something coarse and rough and irritating.
 

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Borgnine said:
I don't understand, why would a 33 year old man cheat when he's got some 50 year old full bush wadded up dishrag to go home to? Makes no sense.


When you put it that way, it really doesn't make sense!
 
This was eventually going to happen. Some 30 year-old millionaire Hollywood boy is not likely going to stick around with a 50 year old woman. It is basic evolutionary biology.

I know, I'm not a romantic. I'm a realist.
 
Byakuya769 said:
Some of these comments though. Really, she's ugly to you Olympian beauties? "Who'd want to fuck that full bush!?! I prefer it clean a pre-pubescent looking, like in the porn I watch." At the risk of going "leave Brittany, alone!" I just don't understand these comments about whether you want to fuck a woman or not, no matter what the topic is.

Hah.

Indecent Proposal, Disclosure, Striptease.

I guess she has aged well. She looks "aight" for a older female. Lots of experience behind those sharp knees... am I doing it right? I mean. GAF has been so touchy lately..
 
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