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[Satyamdas]

Yes, I will.

D'oh!

 

[stevematic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u9JAt6gFqM

 

[smurfx]

D'oh!

does he say d'oh? i thought he said bull! then i read at a site that he says won't. which is it simpsons gaf.

 

[Satyamdas]

does he say d'oh? i thought he said bull! then i read at a site that he says won't. which is it simpsons gaf.

The part where they're yelling at each other across the town?

"You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you.
No you won't.
Yes, I will.
Won't."

I just checked. All this time I thought it was D'oh!

D'oh!

 

[LyleLanley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u9JAt6gFqM

Man, seeing this reminds me that Phil Hartman really was a god.

 

[Natetan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPGWFfNVXFk&feature=related

I love that the also did my bologna has first name it's h-o-m-e-r in a different episode

 

[Gui_PT]

I've always loved how they make everyone think Smithers is gay without actually saying he is.

The other day a saw one of the episodes where Smithers actually admits to being gay. Really? Killed that joke completely =\

 

[Natetan]

I've always loved how they make everyone think Smithers is gay without actually saying he is.

The other day a saw one of the episodes where Smithers actually admits to being gay. Really? Killed that joke completely =\

THIS is your sick mother?

Don't do this to me Waylan!

 

[DeSo]

As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40s, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing!

 

[Natetan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90&feature=player_detailpage#t=26s

Uh, actually sir, picture-taking is not allowed at this...particular resort.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Hell-o, Smi-thers. You are rea-lly good at tur-ning, me on

 

[Superimposer]

Hell-o, Smi-thers. You are rea-lly good at tur-ning, me on

...You should probably ignore that

 

[Jake.]

Hell-o, Smi-thers. You are rea-lly good at tur-ning, me on

i hate misquotes, even small ones. its "smithers, you're quite good at turning me on."

 

[Hot Coldman]

i hate misquotes, even small ones. its "smithers, you're quite good at turning me on."

Goddam it I was so sure I got it right. That's such a classic scene too. ;_;

 

[Gui_PT]

i hate misquotes, even small ones. its "smithers, you're quite good at turning me on."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSO1LmWj0uc

While I'm at it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dbDJzDV1CM&feature=related

Oh, and how is "educatiiooonnn" supposed to make me feel smarter?

 

[Milpool]

"Heh, that ought to hold those S.O.B.s."

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Homer: "Hello Operator, give me the number for 911."

:lol

 

[G-Fex]

i like the one where bart and lisa were at the theater and lisa is covering her eyes.

Lisa:just tell me when its over!
Bart: ok it's over
Lisa uncovers her eyes and screams at the sight

 

[Henchmen21]

Homer: "Hello Operator, give me the number for 911."

:lol

Wiggum: "No...this is 912"

 

[Jack Scofield]

I've always loved how they make everyone think Smithers is gay without actually saying he is.

I love the Simpsons, but I hate when shows have a character whose sexual orientation is ambiguous. It's a lazy way to write jokes and get cheap laughs.

 

[Gui_PT]

I love the Simpsons, but I hate when shows have a character whose sexual orientation is ambiguous. It's a lazy way to write jokes and get cheap laughs.

While I agree it may be an excuse for lazy writing, I don't agree that's what they did with the simpsons(at least not in the good seasons)

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

Blurst of times is so fucking good.

Marge: What're you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out down here.
Homer: Hiding out? Pfffft. Marge, you've been reading too hideout books.
Marge: And what's that hitchhiker doing here? Is every drifter we meet going to move in with us?
Homer: Of course not. We'll decide that on a drifter-by-drifter basis.

Gonna need a frame grab of my all time favorite Homer moment ever, the smash cut to "STILL?"

All. Time. Favorite.

 

[Gigglepoo]

I love the Simpsons, but I hate when shows have a character whose sexual orientation is ambiguous. It's a lazy way to write jokes and get cheap laughs.

 

[Satyamdas]

Gonna need a frame grab of my all time favorite Homer moment ever, the smash cut to "STILL?"

All. Time. Favorite.

"Drifter-by-drifter basis" and "Still?" are so damn sweet. They stand out even in episode with excellent writing.

Kidnapped?!

Marge, it's not a 'real' kidnapping! It's a simple hoax to win a father's love.

You know how I feel about hoaxes.

Still?

 

[Professor Beef]

I love Brockman's talk about how idiotic Marge's plan is right afterwards, too.

 

[LyleLanley]

Homer: Forgot there was a physical today, huh?

Doctor: This can't be right this man has 104% body fat...Hey! No eating in the tank!

Homer: Go to hell

The way he so calmly says go to hell is hilarious to me.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose!

Hop in!

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

Still?

Y
E
S

 

[LyleLanley]

 

[Natetan]

thats right bart, i think words i would never say

 

[Murkas]

 

[-_-]

Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like ... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

I want to tell this to my kid some day

 

[Hot Coldman]

No Bart, put it down. Put it down Bart. Bart, put it down.

 

[Giant Robot]

He's drinking the water!!!

my other favorite part was when Homer got mad, shook that bird thing out of frustration and wobbled really fast. Need a gif of that.

 

[Clydefrog]

Lousy Smarch weather.

 

[Henchmen21]

Lousy Smarch weather.

"It was the 13 hour, of the 13 day, of the 13 month"

 

[smurfx]

Homer: Forgot there was a physical today, huh?

you forgot lenny asking homer if he could borrow his underwear and homer thinking about it and finally saying no.

 

[Plasmid]

Sex cauldron? i thought they shut that place down!

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

Doesn't he like yelp for a little while longer and then just says "Fuck it" and eats the pie? I love that.

 

[Zoibie]

Lousy Smarch weather.

I can't quite place it, what ep's your avatar from?

 

[krae_man]

Doesn't he like yelp for a little while longer and then just says "Fuck it" and eats the pie? I love that.

Yes!

 

[Brinbe]

I can't quite place it, what ep's your avatar from?

Could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it's Brother from the Same Planet. Pick A Bar?

And the wiki image for this ep needs to be shared.

perfect

 

[LyleLanley]

 

[platypotamus]

Could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it's Brother from the Same Planet. Pick A Bar?

And the wiki image for this ep needs to be shared.

perfect

Even more painful than it looks

 

[Hot Coldman]

Duff... Gardens... HURRAH *BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

 

[Professor Beef]

"See you in hell, candy boys!!"

Kinda funny how the pop rox bag goes missing when it heads towards the crowd.

Spoiler

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

 

[Milpool]

I've always liked the look of this scene.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Kinda funny how the pop rox bag goes missing when it heads towards the crowd.

Spoiler

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

NOOO SCENE RUINED SCREW YOU PROFESSOR BEEF

 

[Plasmid]

TV Announceer: It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, NO!