Barrow Roll
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I thought he was using "bed goes up"?Nickovic said:Yeah, but that's Milpool's. It is pretty amazing.
Ask him nicely, he may lend it to you.
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Ask him nicely, he may lend it to you.
Barrow Roll
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Responding with just "U JELLY" would have been too easy.
Trent Strong
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I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly.
LyleLanley
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The forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.
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Just had to say that this avatar is amazing.
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Just had to say that this avatar is amazing.
Superimposer
This is getting weirder all the time
Tyrant_Onion said:
I'm pretty sure it's from $pringfield, the one where Marge gets addicted to gambling
Thought you guys would enjoy this. It's a cover of a medley of songs featured in the simpsons (Happy BDay Lisa, Baby On Board etc.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZa8Cji2CA&feature=feedu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZa8Cji2CA&feature=feedu
Red Blaster
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They played HOMR on my local Fox station the other day. Yeah yeah Season 12 and the plot is horribly dumb but I still found a few laughs.
Homer: I'd like to withdraw my life's savings, please.
Teller: Uh, sir, this is a joint account. You'll need your wife's signature, too.
Homer: Oh, yes, of course. She's, uh, behind that plant.
[indicates a large potted plant, and runs up to it]
Hello, Marge.
[ducks behind plant and imitates Marge] Hi, Homey.
[as himself] Sign this, please.
[as Marge] You're the boss.
[as Lisa] Daddy, ask the man for some candy.
[as himself] Now, now, no candy for you.
[as Lisa] Well, at least get some candy for yourself.
[walks back to the teller] Heh, heh, heh, kids.
Teller: *sigh* Here's your candy.
Homer: I'd like to withdraw my life's savings, please.
Teller: Uh, sir, this is a joint account. You'll need your wife's signature, too.
Homer: Oh, yes, of course. She's, uh, behind that plant.
[indicates a large potted plant, and runs up to it]
Hello, Marge.
[ducks behind plant and imitates Marge] Hi, Homey.
[as himself] Sign this, please.
[as Marge] You're the boss.
[as Lisa] Daddy, ask the man for some candy.
[as himself] Now, now, no candy for you.
[as Lisa] Well, at least get some candy for yourself.
[walks back to the teller] Heh, heh, heh, kids.
Teller: *sigh* Here's your candy.
Trent Strong
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Milpool said:
Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine.
LyleLanley
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Come for the freak, stay for the food.
Professor Beef
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Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
Jury: *noisy disagreements*
Juror: That could've been me!
Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
[throws them out the door]
Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.
Easily my favourite episode.
MonkeyKnuckle
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HisshouBuraiKen
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MOM! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the LAW, and we still have-
Go to your room, Lisa!
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Favorite ep, this scene kills me every time.
Go to your room, Lisa!
Favorite ep, this scene kills me every time.
DeaconKnowledge
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Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!
Giant Robot
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Summary Man
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MonkeyKnuckle said:
Oh man, I LOVE that scene. One of my favorites in the entire series. Which episode is it from?
PetriP-TNT
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I just watched "Bart Gets Hit By A Car", what a great episode! Could I get a picture of Lionel Hutz facepalming himself in the courtroom?
Some choice quotes:
Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.
Homer: Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Some choice quotes:
Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.
Homer: Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Henchmen21
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Man 1: I don't see why Rainier Wolfcastle should be the star.
I think we should bring back Dirk Richter. Kids will
want to see the original Radioactive Man.
Assistant: I keep telling you, he's 73 years old and he's dead.
Man 1: Granted, but --
I think we should bring back Dirk Richter. Kids will
want to see the original Radioactive Man.
Assistant: I keep telling you, he's 73 years old and he's dead.
Man 1: Granted, but --
BenjaminBirdie
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Henchmen21 said:
One of my favorite random line reads ever. That weird raspy voice and such bizarre emphases. BRING BACK DIRK RICHter.
Fucking love it.
Hitmonchan107
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Hayvic said:
But...but...
This thread is amazing. I haven't watched an episode of The Simpsons since the movie came out. I feel so sad.
Professor Beef
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Union: STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!
Carl: All in favor of a strike?
Union: AYE!
Carl: All opposed?
Meek voice: Nay.
Homer: Who keeps saying that?
Smaller man: ...It was him. Let's get him, fellas!
*chuckles*
Carl: All in favor of a strike?
Union: AYE!
Carl: All opposed?
Meek voice: Nay.
Homer: Who keeps saying that?
Smaller man: ...It was him. Let's get him, fellas!
*chuckles*
Milpool
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Hutz: Mr. Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The Nevernding Story'.
Homer: So, d'you think I have a case?
Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Murkas said:
Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
[throws them out the door]
Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.
Easily my favourite episode.
Quoted for truth.
Cuban Legend
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Professor Beef said:
Sacralicious totally killed me! xD
I forget if I've mentioned the episode with the sugar ban. This exchange with the CEO Motherloving, and Marge was great.
Marge: I was just wondering if you could just close down your factory and move away? Or at the very least, put a label on your product saying how unhealthy it is.
Motherloving: Oh, that sounds like a brilliant idea for business. While I'm at it, why don't I change my name back to Hitler?
My favorite segment in the episode. :lol :lol :lol
Marge: I was just wondering if you could just close down your factory and move away? Or at the very least, put a label on your product saying how unhealthy it is.
Motherloving: Oh, that sounds like a brilliant idea for business. While I'm at it, why don't I change my name back to Hitler?
Green Scar said:
My favorite segment in the episode. :lol :lol :lol
Barrow Roll
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOVnNg0CmG8
I just love the animation where Smither's first spits out the cigarette butts.
I just love the animation where Smither's first spits out the cigarette butts.
Souldriver
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...And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
Giant Robot
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Marvie_3 said:
ahahha yes, that alligator.
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