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JBaird has mental breakdown as he invents elaborate "murder/rape" hoax (Update #4151
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Gaz Pwnage said:
According to Meus Renaissance who has the pic, he also took a picture of the calling card he got from an officer who worked there. This was the ultimate proof he was going to produce to prove once and for all that he actually met a real police officer and got a real calling card and everything!
And of course that must mean he is genuinely concerned about a missing person raped/murdered sister.
Dippindork
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this thread is as great now as it was then :lol
zerokoolpsx
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:lol This thread is back. That is some cryptic alien message. I don't even...
Gaz Pwnage
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CrankyJay said:
unfortunately we don't even know what these so called txts even said
LaserBuddha
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I want JBaird back. His presence can serve the same purpose that stockades did in olden times.
Dippindork
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didn't he say her dad or someone close to him (or her) was a police officer?
JumpJeff84
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Holy fuck, what the shit? Last time I checked this thread it was like 15 pages long...
metamonk said:
I believe it was the "friend" whose dad was the chief of Ashland police.
OK...playing this back in my mind, fucker was making it up. It was pretty convenient that this "friend" stopped txting him back after he said he contacted the police and that they hadn't heard anything about this.
:lol
Whoompthereitis said:
basically he lied about everything. Big surprise
Right now we're going over the latest bizarre message while batting back theories about the precise order of events the bullshit took
CrankyJay said:
Yay one more for the truth club!
*pops the cork on a bottle of wine*
VeryGooster
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Keep this thread going! My pizza should be done in about 20 minutes.
mightynine
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LaserBuddha said:
CrankyJay said:
eh that'd be like playing with your food and it'd be kinda inappropriate
As it is, he has several surrogates on GAF who are content to post information for him (I've gotten various PMs since last night with information relating to him in some way), and I've informed them all that if they have any details (whether it exonerates him or proves 110% that he is lying) to PM me the details.
While I can understand where the 'he was tricked' camp is coming from, there are far, far too many details that don't make sense under that scenario for it to be more likely than he just made all this shit up. This leads me to believe that the majority of people peddling 'he was tricked' scenario are those that haven't really read the entire thread and absorbed all of the absurd details.
Side note, but THANK YOU JESUS, Shanadeus appears to have given up his insane "he was lied to but his gf's sister really is missing!" theory! That was getting unbearable.
Side note, but THANK YOU JESUS, Shanadeus appears to have given up his insane "he was lied to but his gf's sister really is missing!" theory! That was getting unbearable.
British Monsoon
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I think it's pretty clear that the only logical explanation here is that JBaird dreamt this whole scenario into existence, we're all figments of his imagination as his subconscious mind wrestles with the decision on whether or not to troll neoGAF with this very thread, and tomorrow morning when JBaird is done having a 'ly dow' we will all cease to exist.
MassiveAttack
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CrankyJay said:
Like I said above, how do we know JBaird isn't already operating under another username and posting in this very thread? The story he concocted leads me to believe he's got multiple guises up his sleeve.
Amir0x said:
Ah...
mightynine
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MassiveAttack said:
IP address would give it away?
PrivateWHudson
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CrankyJay said:
Yeah, someone did ask him for pictures of the txt's on his phone. He ignored the request.
Its funny how many people missed out on the fact that there wasn't even a missing persons report filed. JB didn't even call the police until the next fucking day, and before then he went on about how he 'wasn't physically able to' or some shit.ZZMitch said:
Dippindork
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Amir0x said:
bah, that's right. that completely slipped my mind.
Shanadeus said:
nah, we're gonna not give out the information this time around. Was a mess to clean up last time
Horsebite said:
a few people came up with more elaborate theories about how he could possibly maybe not be entirely at fault, and me and a few core dudes stuck to the same simple truth that JBaird made it all up.
Other than that, lots of lulz and entertainment in this discussion.
Dreams-Visions
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what an epic and extremely disappointing thread.
weekend_warrior
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AkuMifune said:
:lol
LaserBuddha
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UNBAN JBAIRD!!!
Just look at this thread! He has contributed more content to GAF than anyone in a long time. He has earned it.
You know he will post in this thread again. YOU KNOW IT!!!
Just look at this thread! He has contributed more content to GAF than anyone in a long time. He has earned it.
You know he will post in this thread again. YOU KNOW IT!!!
stuminus3
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Aargh damnit Amir0x, it can be so frustrating sometimes reading your posts when you get the right thought in your head, what the heck is this? :lolAmir0x said:
Look, I agree on nearly all fronts, JBaird is batshit insane and one way or another this has just been a wild rollercoaster ride of non-stop bullshit. He's permabanned and the world's a better place for it. But it's not out of any realm of possibility that the genesis of this whole thing is some equally attention starved bimbo on Myspace. It happens, I have seen it happen so many times since online chat got popular in the mid 1990s (even posted a story of my own that's gotta be a good 12 years old), by the exact same token as you're saying that most of the crazy shit on GAF is posted by nothing but attention whores (which I agree with, by the way), there are crazy women ('?') pulling the same attention whoring shit on poor suckers on everything from the OG AOL to Myspace, if one group exists there's no reason the other shouldn't. "Unfriend/Ignore/Move On" only applies when you're talking about regular internet people in a regular situation, and you yourself agree that not everyone posting on the internet is "regular"... this is two sides of the same coin we're talking about here.
The thing is now that none of us will ever actually know the truth, unless there's GAFfers out there that are even creepier and go find the dude in real life and inject him with a truth serum or something (please don't, GAF). We'll never know for sure. The absolute most important thing is that nobody actually got murdered or raped or went missing here, that's something we can all agree on for sure, it's really all just been about the lulz since yesterday afternoon.
LaserBuddha
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Horsebite said:
I like that my work's web filter blocks that as being under the category "Illegal or Questionable".
bucsfan0210
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Have we heard from JBaird since yesterday?
LaserBuddha
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MassiveAttack
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bucsfan0210 said:
He's permabanned. Unless his alter egos, surrogates, handlers, posse, girlfriend, publicist and PR agency have been sending PMs and thinly disguised posts.
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