brandonh83
Banned
"Shall we take the helicopter and high powered rifles? Track it safely from the air and shoot it from distance to minimise risk?"
"no, motorbike and trained raptors is the way to go"
They do all of that too. It's in the trailer.
"Shall we take the helicopter and high powered rifles? Track it safely from the air and shoot it from distance to minimise risk?"
"no, motorbike and trained raptors is the way to go"
Is it any more ridiculous than this?
Considering we can train or least condition intelligent animals like chimps and dogs, why is it stupid that one could train and condition raptors, which the movies have always portrayed as chimp-level smart?
Not to mention it looks like those Raptors want to and would kill Pratt if he makes the wrong move.
I know what you mean, but I feel this movie is not in that list of cash grab sequels, like Lost World and JP3 were. This actually looks and feels like a logical continuation on JP, like Aliens and T2 were.You know what I mean, more of the Hollywood cash grab with these sequels, remakes, reboots.
But this series always hits my nostalgia bone hardcore. Just re-read the novels not too long ago.
These are good points and I do certainly agree. It's more to the fact that the carnivores have always been portrayed as antagonists in the films, so it feels inconsistent in that regard.
Anyway, it's just a minor complaint. The end product itself is what counts.
Ever get the feeling that some people are shitting on the movie because they saw a GIF of Pratt on a bike with raptors and didn't actually watch the trailers?They do all of that too. It's in the trailer.
I know what you mean, but I feel this movie is not in that list of cash grab sequels, like Lost World and JP3 were. This actually looks and feels like a logical continuation on JP, like Aliens and T2 were.
It just looks so obvious that Pratt filmed this in front of a green screen and the only real thing in that scene is him. If you're going to George Lucas a movie, just replace the actors with CG and the entire movie would look far more consistent.
Is it any more ridiculous than this?
Considering we can train or least condition intelligent animals like chimps and dogs, why is it stupid that one could train and condition raptors, which the movies have always portrayed as chimp-level smart?
If the storyline was that he trained them from an early age, I could maybe buy it. It takes years to train animals like that. He just went in there and magically trained them, in a snap, not to immediately kill and eat him. It's stupid.
If the storyline was that he trained them from an early age, I could maybe buy it. It takes years to train animals like that. He just went in there and magically trained them, in a snap, not to immediately kill and eat him. It's stupid.
He just went in there and magically trained them, in a snap, not to immediately kill and eat him. It's stupid.
I hope those kids die in the first 12 minutes.
Along with the rest of the cast.
But Pratt.
<3
And Bryce.
We will think Bryce is dead the whole film, but in the end she appears out of the nowhere, with no explanation at all of how she managed to get there, and saves the day.
I feel the same way. The issue is that I don't really see Universal caring to delve into this idea. I would love to be wrong, but I think we're just in for an hour 45 minute action romp across a chaotic theme park.
Which is fine too. I just want the film to be good. It can be good as a basic action-adventure flick, or something closer to the original, which elevated itself above that. Obviously I'd prefer the latter, but if it's competent at the first I'm fine too. I just don't want out-and-out *bad* films : )
She will be cloaked in a improvisational ghillie suit and have collected a jar of I-Rex piss, living in a bunker off of discarded Jurassic World churros.
Kinda feels that way. Not convinced though. Maybe we'll be surprised and it actually works out.Ever get the feeling that some people are shitting on the movie because they saw a GIF of Pratt on a bike with raptors and didn't actually watch the trailers?
It's literally in his role description:If the storyline was that he trained them from an early age, I could maybe buy it. It takes years to train animals like that. He just went in there and magically trained them, in a snap, not to immediately kill and eat him. It's stupid.
22 years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. This new park is owned by the Patel Corporation. Owen, a member of Jurassic Worlds on-site staff, conducts behavioural research on the Velociraptors. After many years, Jurassic Worlds attendance rates begin to decline and a new attraction, created to re-spark visitor interest, gravely backfires.
I know what you mean, but I feel this movie is not in that list of cash grab sequels, like Lost World and JP3 were. This actually looks and feels like a logical continuation on JP, like Aliens and T2 were.
Nothing wrong with a few homage shots. Evil Dead pulled out to and it didn't detract from the movie.This isn't a simple cash grab. It's a nostalgia fueled cash grab. The trailer shows the same scenes with a slightly different twist. The way they described the Indominus sounds like an altered version of Muldoon's Raptor talk from the first movie. Yeah, there are some differences, but the blatant winks to the first movie are loud and clear.
It's literally in his role description:
When we see IRex reflection that may actually behim coming out of being camouflaged in front of them
also, i find the idea of letting people sit in front of a gigantic pool with a hungry Godzilla in it mere inches from them so ridiculously dangeous it might work in a trash way
Spoilers, bro.
Also, I thought that, but I'm pretty sureher camo won't be THAT good. If anything, she could be coming out of camo behind them, so they notice the reflection once she's moving.
That's fan made. If you look Pratt and raptor fistbump
It's hilarious how many people here have fallen for this gif. And the sad part is, they often don't come back after someone corrects them which means they probably still think this is actually going to be in the film.
Also the JW site says classic Rex has been living on the island for 25 years. Or was it 15?
Eh, it has that usual JP-style electric fence around it. No more dangerous than letting them take a jeep right next to a t. rex paddock.
What's the worst that could happen?
Also, while the render is kinda shit, this shows the design of the Dimorphodon:
![]()
and yet they still went about creating something that looks like a shrink-wrapped Flintstones character.
:/
Is there another adult lead besides Pratt and Bryce that would fill the same role as the Grant/Sattler/Malcolm trio? There needs to be a third lead so we can be scared that one of them will die.
Is there another adult lead besides Pratt and Bryce that would fill the same role as the Grant/Sattler/Malcolm trio? There needs to be a third lead so we can be scared that one of them will die.
The dinosaurs definitely look like something straight out of Jurassic Park.
I don't think Bryce is going to make it so I'm already worried about her.
I really don't think the trailers have shown much. We still haven't seen Vincent D'Onofrio, Jake Johnson, Lauren Lapkus, or Omar Sy.
Brian Tee and Irrfan Khan also apparently have co-star roles (one as the Muldoon-ish badass, the other as the park owner) but we don't know the extent of their involvement. And, of course, BD Wong.
Looking on IMDb, there are a number of (slight spoilers?)roles cast, as well.INGEN military/soldier
I think she at least makes it pretty far, based on the trailers...but I could see her biting it.
Eh, it still looks really stupid to me.
The dinosaurs definitely look like something straight out of Jurassic Park.
I agree but I'd at put an exclamation at the end.This looks so bad