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[cdyhybrid]

Maybe you're just a bad lay, OP.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

How did you meet said they?

 

[Dany]

The sex was bad clearly

 

[Numb]

Maybe you're just a bad lay, OP.

damn

 

[entremet]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

How did you meet the person? Seems very vague so far.

 

[TheSpoiler]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

I once got so drunk I passed out.

I never once thought about sucking off my best friend.

 

[JC Lately]

This guy was just shit in bed.
It happens. Better luck next time.
My advice? Find someone who can dance.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

it was a good might

 

[Obliterator]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

Bro you may be gay whether you've admitted it to yourself yet or not.

I've been drunk out of my mind and never just randomly started giving BJ's lol

 

[ExVicis]

Thanks for the review of sex with men OP, I wasn't sure if I would like or not but after reading how you felt it looks like I just couldn't be into it.

 

[Kjellson]

Anybody remember the thread when a guy had sex with a male coworker? Classic.

 

[Ganzlinger]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

Are these people your friends?

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

How long ago was a penis in your mouth? Just trying to get an idea of the timescale between sucking a dick and posting about it on gaf.

while OP was typing this thread up on his phone

This guy was just shit in bed.
It happens. Better luck next time.
My advice? Find someone who can dance.

if anything it sounds like OP can't blow worth a damn

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Since when is a blow job having sex?

 

[Data West]

 

[LyleLanley]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

I feel like we're missing some key pieces of information. Usually two straight buddies don't just have sex with each other cause they're bored.

 

[Vashetti]

it was a good might

 

[kirblar]

how can you be "not particularly gay" and fuck a dude

Gay for pay guys do it all the time in porn.

Closeted gay guys do the inverse all the time with women.

 

[F0rneus]

1.5 bottles of wine got you to blow a dude? Nah man, it wasn't the alcohol. Come on.

 

[kswiston]

So, does having a dull first time with a girl make you not very straight (as a guy)?

 

[akira28]

Maybe you're just a frigid bitch, OP.

damn. you had to just go there huh?

 

[Archer]

 

[uncredited male]

The gay world had one shot here and they blew it.

 

[Vashetti]

1.5 bottles of wine got you to blow a dude? Nah man, it wasn't the alcohol. Come on.

Yeah that's pretty lightweight.

 

[gutshot]

Blow. It started felt awkward to stop. So I got it to a finish. Back to finishing that other bottle of wine now.

Something to try I guess. Waste of time for me.

So you, as a presumably straight guy, did not feel awkward to begin blowing some dude? It was the stopping that was awkward?

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

next time op, drink some tequila. i want to see how far can your boredom and drunkenness go

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Gay for pay guys do it all the time in porn.

i dunno man, i think even actors who do gay for pay must be a little gay

not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Warm Machine]

So, does having a dull first time with a girl make you not very straight (as a guy)?

It is possible to have sex with anyone, not like the experience and not immediately have your sexuality be labelled.

 

[Premium Quality]

Love weekend drunk GAF.
OP, you need to start back from the beginning and tell us in detail what happened.

 

[F0rneus]

The gay world had one shot here and they blew it.

Pretty sure OP did

 

[TheSpoiler]

Gay for pay guys do it all the time in porn.

Dude wasn't getting paid though.

I think.

OP trying to pretend like he ain't gay because he had a few drinks. That's not how alcohol works. It doesn't just turn you magically gay.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Yeah I know the feeling, OP. Sometimes when I get bored, I just find a juicy fat cock and stick that throbbing member in my mouth. Ya know, just to pass the time. I'm not gay or anything, but nothing was on Netflix.

I'm fucking dying oh my god

 

[Slayer-33]

.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Did you tickle his prostate? Maybe you were the one who was lousy.

 

[Charles Brandon]

I read it as him getting the blowie not him giving it.

 

[diaspora]

 

[Pinko Marx]

Tell the whole damn story OP and stop beating around the Bush.

 

[Hands of Stone]

I read it as him getting the blowie not him giving it.

Yeah same here. His head game musta been wack.

 

[Azuran]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

It only took you one and a half bottles of wine to start going down on another guy?

Ok...

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Dude wasn't getting paid though.

I think.

OP trying to pretend like he ain't gay because he had a few drinks. That's not how alcohol works. It doesn't just turn you magically gay.

this is why straight men panic about drinking girly drinks
this is what happens
one moment you're watching the game, sharing drinks with your pals
the next moment you're being spitroasted on chaturbate

 

[kirblar]

i dunno man, i think even actors who do gay for pay must be a little gay

not that there's anything wrong with that

Not all straight guys are actively turned off by M/M contact. Doesn't mean you're turned on by it.

 

[Trouble]

You didn't reciprocate? Selfish, bro.

 

[Spinifex]

Did you thank him for his hospitality?

Did you remember napkins?

This guy knows what I mean.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Let's say I buy you're not gay talk, why did you have sex with a man in the first place?

Ya no kidding, sexuality is not a fluid thing OP it's just black and white straight or gay c'mon man.

 

[kswiston]

It is possible to have sex with anyone, not like the experience and not immediately have your sexuality be labelled.

Sort of the point.

I think physical attraction matters more than enjoying the act. Some people are cursed to horrible sex their entire life, but that doesn't prevent them from being straight/gay/etc.

 

[Obliterator]

this is why straight men panic about drinking girly drinks
this is what happens
one moment you're watching the game, sharing drinks with your pals
the next moment you're being spitroasted on chaturbate

Oh. My. God.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Can only go up from there

Wait how did you not know you came?

I know, right? The climax and the feeling that accompanies it is the best part of sex and more or less the entire point, surely.

 

[TheSpoiler]

this is why straight men panic about drinking girly drinks
this is what happens
one moment you're watching the game, sharing drinks with your pals
the next moment you're being spitroasted on chaturbate

All it takes is one mimosa to turn a football game into basketball.

 

[cpp_is_king]

You should go to a Trump rally. Just approach people and be like "Hey, anyone looking to make america great again? I'm just bored, need something to do right now"

 

[RootCause]

OP bad lover confirmed.