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[Vashetti]

Watch some amateur gay porn on xtube or wherever and find out for yourself.

Only with a bottle of wine

 

[Ronabo]

https://youtu.be/BIvIEF19nm0?t=1m32s

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

How does gay sex work.
Do people take turns? Do both guys have to cum? Are there preferred tops and bottoms? How do they find each other? What if two tops or two bottoms? Is is sometimes just oral or usually intercourse.

Also curious what the op did specifically.

Honest question.

 

[User 73706]

OP, what kind of wine were you drinking? I need to buy some for my wife.

You want other men sucking your wife's dick?

 

[Agent Cooper]

Depends on if he's sucking your dick or not.

Is that how you get a job at Subway? And here I was, putting applications in like a rube.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

"We found the perp jacking off in a building site near the body"
"Well he certainly semented himself some jail time."
Yeaahhhhh!

Final line of the episode. Dramatic music and then "it didn't have to be this way. He was supposed to say no homo".

DICK WOLF.

 

[ISWThunder]

You are already gay.jpg

Apparently I'm just a bit of wine away. But I'll have to make sure I don't drink with any duds.

 

[TapeDispenser1000]

Only one thing to do now. Sex with 2 men.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Is that how you get a job at Subway? And here I was, putting applications in like a rube.

buddy, i think you might be better expecting to be hired at quiznos

Only one thing to do now. Sex with 2 men.

great, now his neighbours can wonder what the man who keeps coughing is clapping about

 

[MaestroKnux]

Sounds like OP is at least "Moufosexual", flexible for wetting dicks up.

 

[OniBarubary]

You want other men sucking your wife's dick?

that'smyfetish.gif

 

[Rocketz]

Weekend starting out good.

 

[BFIB]

OP, next time squeeze your left thumb with your fingers and boom, no gag reflex.

Little trick my wife uses.

 

[Brave]

I'm loving all the puns in this thread. I don't blame you OP, as a bi dude myself, I'd say 1 outta 8 guys I get with are good in bed. The rest are awkward, stupid, slow, crazy or whatever have you.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wonder if OP is religious.

 

[Vashetti]

OP, next time squeeze your left thumb with your fingers and boom, no gag reflex.

Little trick my wife uses.

Yo, does this work?

 

[Kathian]

Decent thread with good people and tbh the only good thing I thought on the way home was getting a laugh on here with people. But on behalf of other users (feel it needs said) its not how you act but who you are.

Anwyay few people asking for details. Was at a party. Walked home with some guy. Etc. Etc. Was a mistake for me and not something I was into. Might be for you; but thought I'd share my experience for a laugh.

Now time to catch up on Line of Duty and finish my wine.

 

[ISWThunder]

OP, next time squeeze your left thumb with your fingers and boom, no gag reflex.

Little trick my wife uses.

Lol, I've definitely dug my nails into my thumb to not cum.

 

[Effnine]

I still want to know how OP met this guy. I think it's an important part of the story we're all missing ... could fill some *gaps*

Edit: NVM, OP delivered. Thanks OP ...

 

[PSqueak]

if you're "not particularly gay", then this sex having was never about you, you did your buddy a solid and took it up the butt as a favor to him.

you sound like a decent friend.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Well this has been an illuminating experience.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Wonder if OP is religious.

 

[xaosslug]

Yes. Thought it might be OK but just got bored and my kind totally drifted. Not for me clearly. But does go to show how inbuily these things are I guess. I just got bored.

maybe, it was your princess complex that got in the way? It takes 2 to make sex any good... the poor guy you were with, tho... smh

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Well, this thread has been a delight coming to after training a new employee.

I was wondering if I missed anything fun, and here it is!

 

[.shin]

LMAOOO

 

[Draper]

OP, next time squeeze your left thumb with your fingers and boom, no gag reflex.

Little trick my wife uses.

Yeah, thanks for teaching her that.

Eh, I felt weird typing that.

I'm happy for your sexually charged marriage.

Yeah, that's better.

 

[Kathian]

Me too

Soab!

 

[Vashetti]

Decent thread with good people and tbh the only good thing I thought on the way home was getting a laugh on here with people. But on behalf of other users (feel it needs said) its not how you act but who you are.

Anwyay few people asking for details. Was at a party. Walked home with some guy. Etc. Etc. Was a mistake for me and not something I was into. Might be for you; but thought I'd share my experience for a laugh.

Now time to catch up on Line of Duty and finish my wine.

Everything you post reads like a review.

 

[Sou Da]

Final line of the episode. Dramatic music and then "it didn't have to be this way. He was supposed to say no homo".

DICK WOLF.

You joke but this was kinda already done in SVU.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

oh hey
animaniacs is on netflix now

 

[Archer]

Wonder if OP is religious.

 

[QuantumZebra]

Look at the bright side man

doesn't matter had sex

this ^

... I think?

 

[triplestation]

Wait, so..

if

What????

 

[EvetS]

Now someone please post a review for sex with a woman.

 

[Kathian]

Everything you post reads like a review.

I can see where this response is coming from but in terms of execution it feels very one note.

 

[ISWThunder]

maybe, it was your princess complex that got in the way? It takes 2 to make sex any good... the poor guy you were with, tho... smh

I wonder what message board he is posting on right now.

"Guy took me home, I blew him then he gave me two thumbs down and walked away."

 

[Agent Cooper]

OP is still gonna finish that wine. You go, dude. You go.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

You joke but this was kinda already done in SVU.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Now someone please post a review for sex with a woman.

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

 

[Vashetti]

I can see where this response is coming from but in terms of execution it feels very one note.

He did it again! Absolute madman!

 

[WoodWERD]

Slurpin that Pinot

 

[Numb]

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

SAVAGE

 

[FelixOrion]

Slurpin that Pinot

More like a Chardonnay

 

[Archer]

Slurpin that Pinot

 

[Obliterator]

We need OP to go try various things in life he's not into and come back here and write reviews about it. All while drinking wine

 

[Thicc Enigma]

Nope

 

[Rembrandt]

you don't stop beating it when the camera zooms in on the swingin' sack

that sounds pretty accurate, tbh.

 

[Dad]

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

im dying

 

[Aztechnology]

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

Help I've fallen and can't get up.

 

[HStallion]

Did you lose a bet?

Also, all of GAF right now.

Did he put up a fight?