I'm still expecting a trailer with a 2018 at the end.
The trailer plays.
We see Tangled. We see the first footage of the Big Hero 6 world.
We then Sora running through new worlds. Frozen. Toy Story. Emperor's New Groove.
We then Sora on a pirate ship, jumping off before the tentacle of a Heartless-ified Kraken slams through it.
The screen fades then reappears with Sora walking through a strange Earth-like world. It looks like New York City. It is New York City. People start running by him. He hears an explosion, turns around and looks up to see...
The scene abruptly ends and the Kingdom Hearts III logo appears on the screen.
It fades away and words begin to appear on the screen: "Now in devel--"
It stops. The screen turns bright red and at that moment, a noise is heard. It is the sound of a lightsaber being activated.
The screen turns black again and reveals the words: "Spring 2018."
The trailer ends. The rest of E3 is canceled. Trump steps down. Firefly season 2 is announced.
The end.